Teddster

Since I am ultimate SPUFer, excluding Verumae, of course, do I get to pass by Go and the 1,000 post rule?

My patron troll is Karkat. I'm pretty fine with this. My "other" one was Eridan, I believe. Karkat best patron 2013

Whenever you see a new post in this thread, instantly assume there has been a new update.

What have I done? This is all 100% accurate history of your great legend, O Great Lord Binocrat!

Entry Three I can't sleep tonight. I hear the sounds of violence outside of my home. Violence is a giant crime here in the Federation. But yet I can hear the cries of pain right outside my home. I peek out the window momentarily yet cannot see anything. I've already called the Officers, and I'm sure the others have done the same. The Officers have arrived. The man was restrained and arrested, and they've told us that we have nothing to worry about and we should return to sleep. With anxiety I close this journal and return to my bed. I had a vision last night. In my sleep, I saw odd things. This has never happened to me before, nor anyone else I know of. In my small amount of free time I have searched extensively for this but I have not figured out what happened. I saw myself, but... not myself? I was in different attire, and I sat in a giant home, though I have no idea how I got there. Maybe I should ask the Officers about it? Anyways, I met with Ian again today. It was probably a terrible idea to return, but I can see that others have come as well. Today, the group seems to be much larger, and at least a dozen others have come to hear what Ian has to say. More talk of rebellion, and I can see Ian has already planned a new form of government. With all this talk of rebellion, Ian and Janobi would most likely be executed if found out, along with anyone who appeared at these meetings and did not report them. So I told the Officers about it. With pleasure they escorted me back to my home, allotting me a small currency reward. I have told them the next date of meeting (about three days from now) and they will make their move there. Ian does not know I did this, nor does anyone else. This was obviously the right course of action, however. I am sure of it. End Entry

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I'm pretty sure the "Ditto is failed Mew" idea was disproven already somewhere. But that second one man.

terrible things. terrible things that i want to be part of

Hm. This is... Quite the thing.

Obviously. OTP. Idiot Cube Cappucino

Don't worry guys, I have a master plan that I will share with you. Don't learn how to play the game and just rush everything without even looking at the map.

D:

Cube Capp OTP

Entry Two I met Ian and Janobi today. I got the job, and I'm not sure how I feel about it. They were odd people, idealists, going on about how the Officers were cruel and oh god dammit I shouldn't be writing this. But I got through their speeches when I saw why they really wanted me. Or, us, I see, because they hired a lot of people, and some of them from completely different ads then “Looking for a coder”.They didn't want a coder. They wanted a rebellion. These talks of rebellion and overthrowing the officers shocked me and many others there. Some left, and every time one did they would write something down. I was nervous, and as soon as they concluded I stood and hurried away. As I leave, I notice Ian talking to an unfamiliar man as I leave. As I come home, I decide to check the Recently Jailed board. It states who was recently jailed, and if you couldn't figure that out from the name then you shouldn't be reading my journal. ...wait why the ♥♥♥♥ are you reading my journal anyways?! Anyways, it was pretty boring, nothing unusual. Ramirez, arrested for Attempting To Steal From Officers, Skye, arrested for Writing Scandalous Stories, Commander, arrested for Failing To Make An Alternate Reality Game. I notice that none of them have codes for names – could they be connected in some way? But that's a silly idea. Nothing else of importance happened today, however, so I decide I may as well close this journal now. End Entry

I went on rule 34 and searched the name of them both. Female got nothing, male got one image.

Once I saw the post, I looked it up. You know. For science.

There already is. Of the male troll, at least.

Why are there so many stories all of a sudden? Are they the new cool thing?

>Trip some more balls why dont ya?

>Don't restart

At first, it was the writing program being a terribly bad thing, but then Rammite suggested it be a sort of writing tick and I kept it.

This isn't a CYOA and I don't own Halibut's CYOA either

what no i have no idea what you're talking about i've never seen those threads in my life (hey to be fair i am at least still continuing the choose your own adventure)

4:03 PM - Ted: Capp quick question. 4:29 PM - Cappuccino: What's up 7:29 PM - Cappuccino: ? 7:29 PM - Cappuccino: 7:29 PM - Ted: Do you like cookies with your coffee? 7:30 PM - Cappuccino: Ohoh. 7:30 PM - Cappuccino: Oh yes.