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GOD DAMMIT. I asked Buddha if Ico wrote in all caps and he said no. >:C

This project has been discontinued.

5 People on the point at Gorge, one crocket wipes out 4 of them. Totally balanced mechanic, Valve. (Yep. Someone had to complain about the Crits.)

Pffft. Fuck them. They can eat each other, drink the blood of each other and go to the bathroom in the hat rollercoaster!

Rep Rollercoaster. Another hat rollercoaster. I'm just shooting ideas I know the public would enjoy.

I'll say it first. Hat rollercoasters.

5:22 PM - {T,I} Ted: you must avenge the could've been cat man 5:23 PM - {T,I} Ted: kill the first cat you find, Buddha. Fulfill your destiny. 5:23 PM - {T,I} Ted: <---- doesn't even know if normal cats are in the game 5:24 PM - Hungry Buddha: I will murder the first khajit I come across 5:24 PM - {T,I} Ted: i'm posting this on the forum 5:24 PM - {T,I} Ted: i will hold you to this C:

Sneaky Fist Only Dark Brotherhood Cat-Race-Guy Don't we have just the best ideas?

I made it. Went with the Knight's rules. Kind of jumped the gun and stated a "To the Death" thing. oh god i hope this image isnt too big

Ooh! I'll make the poster!

People planning to harvest your organs? BETTER MAKE SURE TO JOKINGLY REPLY TO MAGICKUS.

"Michael, why do some of these characters have weird names like ConfusedCactus, KillaWallid and Grobag?" "They're people I took from an Internet forum I frequent."

Yeah there you guys go I think this is the last one anyways

They're learning our secrets.

So, wait... When the Beta kids arrive, could the Alpha's trickster them all too?

Vriska is a movie confirmed?

yay more bad fanfiction i expect this thread to die within a week Chapter 1 Huff gripped his enchanted Fire Axe, slowly stepping so he wouldn’t make any noise. Ever since most of the SPUFers had been revived by Necromancers, the Axe’s enchantment had weakened, but it still remained. It was sad that some of the SPUFers remained dead, Huff thought. Gold’s body had been too overpowered by Rep too even attempt it – same with Silent (they had no idea how the guy was even alive.) Raison could not be saved, and Demospam was in a coma, only kept alive by life support. Witty and KigYar opened up an Illegal Black Market Shop selling Rep and were currently being chased by the Moderators. DualJay had elevated to the status of Moderator and Ian had elevated to Valve level, leaving SPUFVille for his Valve Duties. The Revived Janobi had stepped down from his moderator duties and Slacks had taken his place. A grunt from the two Trolls he was about to attack snapped him out of his memories. He peered around the tree he was hiding behind. A small circle of rocks and sticks, which Huff assumed used to be a fire, sat in a small cave under SPUF manor. Huff ran out from behind the tree, charging towards the trolls. He got a good look at them – both pale skinned, one with red hair and the other with a dull brown. The redhead had a pair of glasses. Both had ragged clothes of dulled color. And then Huff slammed his axe into the chest of the Troll with brown hair, causing him to topple back on the remains of the fire. He turned on the other, but the Troll was already running off. “Coward!” he yelled after him, then took his axe from the other Troll’s body. He sighed in annoyance again. The Troll sightings were getting more and more frequent, especially near SPUF Manor. He noted the cave’s location as he walked out – another demolition for Rammite. ***** Cell held a paper in his hands as Cube held 2 Vials of Rep behind him. Cell frowned as he read the words on the paper, and he reread them, although they obviously didn’t change. He sighed as Cube put the vials down. “What is it now?” Cube asked, falling back into the chair and knocking a vial of Rep in his hand, causing it to roll into the trashcan. “The Rep,” Cell muttered. “We made seven vials of Rep this week… But we only have 5.” Cube nodded as he listened, trying to ignore the small green flame that popped up from the trashcan. “So what does that mean exactly…?” “I keep close track of all the Rep we make,” Cell said. “I wouldn’t have lost them. And the trolls that have been springing up… They’ve been reported to be using weapons that have a light green glow. Sound familiar?” “Ignore the drama and just tell me what all this means,” Cube said as he stood up and threw the trashcan out the window. “It means someone must’ve snuck in and taken the Rep,” Cell said. “We need extra security here, someone is giving weapons to the enemy.” ***** Ted stepped slowly into the large building, wondering why there was no security. It was a large building, and the room he was in had a simple wooden desk. The floor had a blue rug covering in, and alone on the desk was a cupcake. Yes, a cupcake, with a small turtle on it. He walked over to the desk, resting his hands on it. He felt the dart entering his neck and the poison slowing his body down, and he toppled to the ground. The owner of the building clapped as he opened the door. “Ah, you Lurkers are useful for something!” He dismissed the Lurker with a wave of his hand and walked over to Ted’s body. “Now, how am I going to have fun with you…?” ***** “So Rammite,” Cube said casually. “It seems your house has burned down in a fire related accident involving a trash bin that I have absolutely no knowledge of.” Rammite got up quickly and ran out, yelling, “DANGIT BINARY, I SAID YOU COULDN’T KEEP PRACTICING COOKING IN MY HOUSE!”

i dont even remember involving you

Okay. Since you guys are terrible at following directions, I guess I'll actually WORK and make the next chapter :L

You guys know you want to sign up since we all forgot about it last time and never signed up Members (US Team) Ted - Scout Engie - Demo Expresate - Sniper Magickus - Demo Guy - Solly Buddha - Solly Backups: Simon - Pyro Binary - Demo What we need: Team Name Team Captain Members: (EU Team) Grobag - Demo Tabureto - Sniper Demopan - Solly

commander is cactus's sister confirmed i bet this account is the same person who made the cubie account did the cubie account just give up, by the way?

I'm glad you had total confidence in me. Anyways, yes, I signed us up days ago but forgot to post about it. Buddha was in fact the team leader.

"Act 6 Act 5 Act 2" why hussie

No Skye, you're still of the living. You play an important role later on.

Chapter 15 Commander stood over the map, contemplating his next actions. Ian stood to his right, forming a plan of action as well. To his left was Rammite, who stood with an arm sling, and next to him, Binary. Standing awkwardly nearby was the Lurker leader, who Rammite had suggested accompany them to strategize. Façade and Cube stood by as well. Commander leaned forward, settling his weight on the table in front of him and started tapping it. “Ahead of us are the Guests,” Commander mumbled. “Behind us is Burton. So where should we go?” “You could try to befriend the Trolls,” the Lurker said. “They might help you get past the Guests.” “But where would we go from there?” Ian asked. “Just look at SPUF’s current state. The different towns are reacting differently to the Guests and Burton. The Half Life town is prepared for all-out war. The Call of Duty town put down their weapons and tried to join Burton. They didn’t make it much longer.” “Cube, how’s it going on making Rep Weapons?” Façade asked. “No progress whatsoever,” Cube said with a sigh. “Nothing that won’t get you twenty diseases if you manage to stay alive.” Façade nodded and went back into thought when the Guests attacked again. ***** Cell raised the gun, moving quietly as he examined his surroundings yet again. The forest was dark with trees bunched together closely. He had chased the man in here but had lost him and was attempting to track him through the forest. The crunching of leaves made him turn, and he saw the man coming out with is hands raised, yelling, “Don’t shoot, I give up!” Cell walked over to him, keeping the gun raised. He was going to question this man, but first he had to search him. He heard someone running towards him to his right. He turned in time to be tackled. He yelled, and his attacked threw the gun out of his grip. The two of them landed on the ground, and Cell kicked and struggled and tried to get away from his attacked. He supposedly got a lucky kick, and his attacked grunted in pain. He launched himself up, but felt the wind knocked out of him as he was punched in the gut. He staggered back as his attacker rose quickly to hit him again. He raised his hands to ward off the blow but wasn’t quick enough, as he felt a sharp pain in the side of his head the next second. Another punch hit him hard again, and as he fell and his vision started to turn black, he took in the face of his attacker and held on to the thought. Wombat. And this is where you guys come in! YOU plan SubSPUF's next plan of action because I'm a lazy bastard