Teddster
-
Content Count
604 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
6
Posts posted by Teddster
-
-
Rammite is dominant SPUFer.I have severe ADHD and somehow manage to function better than you guys
-
Are you sure? All your friends will be here, like... Maid Twenty-Two and Maid Seventy-Seven and your own future self who is a maid and has a maid outfit for you...Sorry, I have a Maidsassins clan meeting. Maybe some other time.
-
he knows my secret Hey, Corvette, you're a cool guy. I'd like to invite you to my home for a nice little maid party :)He's secretly a huge sadist. He usually "invites" most of the newcomers to his house and they never post again
-
Don't you mean this?
Well if we just throw her into the best thread she'll obviously be scared off by our skill.ftfy
-
-
>Get ye flask
Contrary to popular belief, you do not have a flask or a sword.>Get your dastardly sword
they'll never find out
It's quite alright. You get all the bitches.hot damn how heroically attractive
>RAMMITE: Attract the love of every rich person ever.
BANNED> Show off your EVILNESS by banning all the members in that forum you moderate
Oh, no, that's not on Mondays! You only do that on Wednesdays and Fridays!> Dry hump a squirrel to reinforce your evil energy.
Well this was boring.
Let's go back to Jond.
A ship! This looks quite interesting! You go to investigate.
Well this man is taking a nice nap. He obviously earned it.
>_________
-
Hm, another random person that only one SubSPUFer knows that posts a few times then leaves forever? What a shame. That's never happened before.
-
Hey, if no one else wants it, I'll take it. I have a soft spot for hearts. (are we at the point where we ignore hellos and just take organs)hearts are icky and squick
-
I've invited four people to this forum. I CONTRIBUTE TO FORUM SO MUCHAny first impression is important, it gives people you never met before a glimpse of who you really are like. Give the guy a chance, he's pretty nice and I invited him myself, what was that about contributing nothing to the forum again?
-
So I've recently been playing Pokemon Showdown with my friend and semi frequent SubSPUFer, Adgar. I've learned a few things from this. 1. Respect the Dunsparce Army. Unless you have a good Fighting type. 2. The Fight Club is full of bastards and I need to kill everyone last one of them. 3. Turtwig Army VS Moltres has predictable results. 4. Machop can one hit a Dialga. And it is glorious when it happens. 5. I am great at come backs with my final pokemon.
-
O_OCongratulations chesse20 you killed gaming.
-
hey guys it's okay this isn't dead it'll be resumed shortly
-
-
You push away the urge to shove the can forcefully up your backside.> Shove the can up your ass.
You do that.>Find ladies.
You waste about three hours attempting to find ladies. You cannot find any.
You start to the just that, but...aaaa
too much RPGs
>look around island
You are now the villain.Is there a villain to this story?
If so...
>Be the villain
Your name is RAMMITE McEVILMAN, and you are currently murdering a random person you found on the island for NO REAL REASON other than to show the readers that you are in fact EVIL. There is no backstory to you being evil - you just are.
That was quite boring. What should you do now?
>__________
-
You might acquire a clue from the rest of the group!fine then, examine can for useful info.
-
You did it wrong, Doop.-search for lootable objects -loot all chests/objects
-
You pick up a nearby can. It makes no difference to the man.>Pick up that can
You attempt to do that. There seems to be no effect.>Use your Bames Jond powers to make the sky fall on him.
Palm Tree: You dont care about what is happening.>Be the palm tree
The man charges towards you, and you dodge around him. You jab at his wrist and grab the stick out of his grasp. You shove it into his backside and propel him into the molten lava in front of you.> Shove stick up the asshole's asshole
> Throw the asshole with the stick up his asshole into the lava
Of course, that's what you like to think happened. He actually just sort of charged at you and tripped.
You only worship one god, and that god is the Christian God Ogd. Of course.> Pray to Lord Stamda, King of the Stamdanavians
90 HP
Inventory
-A can
-
What are you talking about, voices in Jond's head? Bames Jond is a professional. He always has arms.>Retrieve arms.
Lowly unprofessional voices.
>Get ye flask
>Get ye noble flask and slake some thirst
You would get ye flask and your noble weapon, but you don't have them! It seems you're completely empty handed!>Grab your noble weapon and slay some beasts
Those palm trees do look suspicious!>go shake palm trees they look suspicious
You leap over the molten lava biting at your heels, ignoring the safe passage to the right, and charge towards them! With a valiant war cry, you slam into one! You wring your hands around it and shake it, but no reply is made from the tree. You kick it a few times and... a man falls out!
"Why, hello there!" you call to him.
He hits you with his weird stick thing.
You flinch back, and as you try to step closer he crouches back and holds his stick up menacingly. Man, that hurt, you think.
90 HP
What was that? What a weird thought. What does 90 HP even mean?
>________________________
-
...Ugh... Where am I? You think as you slowly rise. Ahead of you, the helicopter you were piloting is burning up. You stand up straight, and it seems your legs can hold. That's something good, but you have no idea how you crashed.
Your name is Bames Jond and you are a Spy for the French government. You were sent here to find an evil terrorist and stop him from building a super weapon. ORIGINAL STORY IDEA EH. You are totally not a rip off of any famous character at all. Anyways, you stand and look around the area.
What should you do first?
(it's okay guys my idea is totally original and not stolen from anyone at all)
-
...hint hint wink wink nudge nudgeI promised myself that when it was on sale again, I'd buy a bunch of them and give them out. Unfortunately, I only have dosh for one of them, so one it is. I wanna give it to a subSPUFer, but my best friend is also a sucker for tearjerkers DECISIONS DECISIONS
-
For some reason I thought this thread was posted by Alex. I blame the avatar. Anyways I'm just going to watch the Binocracy going ons and such. but yeah hi commander
-
f.lux
in Techmoology
Rammite I tried this. I think it ended up hurting my eyes more than helping them.
-
This definitely needed a thread. So. Yeah. Good TF2 FanFiction. Bad TF2 FanFiction. Your own TF2 FanFiction. Whatever. I'm personally using FanFiction.net so there will be more bad than good. But be prepared for... THE BEST TF2 FANFICTION EVER! Here you go! Did I make this thread mostly to post that? Yes. But let's try to make something else of that you know what magickus i understand why you constantly complain about tim timsen now
-
Chapter 2
This new man made Corvette feel nervous.
The car-named-man squirmed as the man locked eyes him. The man sitting calmly before him was in full armor with a purple cape and an unsheathed sword lazily sprawled nearby him. Corvette wondered why he was in full armor, or had a real sword, or was just calmly sitting there staring at Corvette.
“What is it, Mage?” the man asked, and again Corvette wondered why he insisted on calling him Mage. The man shrugged, and Corvette sat back again when the door opened.
“New member, the Knight of Rage, please come here for authorization,” Rammite said, his tone bored. The man stood, quickly throwing his sword into his sheath and strode over. Rammite and the Knight went down the hallway and the door closed again, and Corvette was left alone.
He waited in the small room, and after about three minutes, Ian and the Knight strode out. The Knight turned, and he and Ian shook hands.
“Congratulations for being accepted into SubSPUF!” Ian said with fake cheer.
“Thank you, noble, for accepting me,” the Knight replied.
“Yeah, okay,” Ian said. “Please don’t call me noble. Now shoo. Go… post or something.”
The Knight turned away from Ian and hurried out, muttering a, “Hello again, Mage,” as he passed Corvette. Corvette ignored him, standing and walking over to Ian before he could be called.
“Okay, Corvette,” Ian said. “What do you need?”
“Okay, uh,” Corvette said, unsure of how to start. “I’ve been going over the lab supplies, and…” He paused, thinking, and Ian motioned for him to hurry. “A lot of Rep is gone.”
“So?” Ian asked. “We’re sort of testing it for a reason.” He shifted on his feet impatiently.
“I mean a lot of Rep. As in, a lot more than allowed for testing. Me and Cube… We, uh, think that someone else is taking and using it for something else.”
“Like what?” Ian said, not really caring about the problem. “Using it to get high?”
“Ian, we think someone is giving it to the Trolls.”
“That’s preposterous,” Ian said. “The Trolls are too stupid to even use Rep! They’ll probably kill themselves attempting it.”
“But what if they gave it to someone else?” Corvette said. “If another guy like Eram gets ahold of Rep, then… we’re kind of ♥♥♥♥ed.”
*****
Comeau, Demopan and Cube all watched with slight interest at the scene in front of them. A man in full armor with a purple cape had just tackled a man that looked a lot like him, except with a red cape. They were rolling around in the dirt now, Redcape occasionally hitting Purplecape with a club he had.
“Huh,” Comeau remarked. “Should we… stop them?”
“I think that would be the best No of course we’re not going to stop them! Why deprive ourselves of this entertainment? Course of action,” Cube (and Ico!) replied.
“Hope they don’t oh they just rolled into Rammite’s house,” Demopan announced. The two did, in fact, just roll into Rammite’s house. They were currently fighting in it, ignoring Rammite’s screams as they clubbed and sliced everything. Suddenly, Purplecape threw a table, smashing Rammite’s window and screaming death threats at Redcape.
“Quite the show,” Comeau remarked.
Take a Cautionary Sip. I'm Hot.
in New Users and Introductions
Posted