Rammite

I can't watch any of those neat documentaries that show you how things are made, not after the Rick and morty Plumbus short. I can't take any of it seriously now.

No please don't pull a Payday 2

I've been watching a lot of them as background stuff as I do other things but goddamn I had a massive boner when they did the Kaizo Mario 3 run and the blind Coda run.

Why the actual fuck do you have to be such a cunt about this Clearly other people like it, there's no need for you to go all internet stereotype and shit on our happiness because it doesn't fit in with whatever bleak and disgusting world you want your paradise to be. Literally all you had to do was not click this thread and you could have gone about your merry day, but you keep making the conscious decision to come in and be a downer for no reason but to find some sick enjoyment.

do you have any idea how hard it was to find this thread

* You feel your doot crawling on your back.

Holy shit I can see Soundcloud embeds now. They used to just show up as perfectly empty space. Thanks Binary!

What in the shit Fucking up payroll is literally the worst thing an employer could do

http://shimage.net/one-tap-quest/ I found this thing again! get at my level

I've heard them called a lot of things but I think I like Comedy Chevrons the most.

http://rdjpwns.deviantart.com/ LOVE IT EDIT: Toyed around with the originals, made a higher resolution 16:9 wallpaper. https://www.dropbox.com/s/kte15lcs7ny9wy2/Force%20Awakens%20-%20RDJpwns.png?dl=0

A few days ago I had a triple sammich that consisted of the following: Bread loaf endpiece (the gross bits that apparently only i like) Crunchy peanut butter Bread slice Nutella Bread loaf endpiece microwave oven until crunchy and bam 10/10 the endpieces especially because the crust is godlyamazing when toasted

I've been playing a lot of Vainglory, which is a MOBA on the iPhone and Android markets. It's actually an extremely solid MOBA, made by a studio that's literally half Riot devs, half Blizzard devs. BUT HOLY SHIT THE PLAYERS BECAUSE IT IS A MOBILE APP, THE PLAYERS THINK IT'S A FUNSIE GAME THEY CAN JUST PICK UP AND PUT DOWN I don't care what kind of gamer you are, but if your reaction to shit going on is to CLOSE THE FUCKING APP, then you're dead to me. /salt

So like 3 weeks ago, me and my high school friends all wanted to go out and eat dim sum and then come over to my house and play party games and be retarded together, but then two of them couldn't get out of thier jobs So we rescheduled for today, but one was whisked away on a vacation, another is pooped out from a cousin's birthday party, and I wake up to find out that I've been clenching my jaw with more intensity than Batman's burning hatred for villany and corruption. I couldn't even fucking eat cereal without my jaw muscle committing suicide, I HATE THIS

What the fuck are those two games, I love it

Finally got all the Gold Skulltulas and Heart Pieces in Ocarina of TIme 3D. I was telling myself I wouldn't start Majora's Mask 3D until I truly completed OoT. motherfucking fishing minigame with the fucking bullshit and the reeling for three fucking minutes for a goddamn four pounder and the aggadgshgfhahgfh

First game in like a week, I fuck around with my brother and do some bastard WD-Riki offlane. https://yasp.co/matches/2057828512 I go 13-6, he goes 15-7 Not to be outdone, I play Skywrath for the first time in a year and go 17-6, prompting half the enemy team to get Blademails. https://yasp.co/matches/2057871953 And so for two hours my brother got to listen to me blow my load over magically getting more than 2 kills per match

There's a new Super Metroid ROM Hack that turns all the levels 90 degrees clockwise, so that the 'ground' is to the left instead of down. You need crazy amounts of walljumping skill to finish this, but the creator is actively patching out any ways to get permanently stuck. He wants an actual legitimate game that you can play from start to finish, with truly crazy amounts of sequence breaking. http://forum.metroidconstruction.com/index.php/topic,3746.0.html

Aaaaa I hate hearing about devs that burn themselves out. I have faith in the guy but I'm worried that it'll turn into another DayZ should expectations surpass his working ability.

Dude, ten years of martial arts? That's an insane accomplishment. I'd wear that with the utmost pride, you earned it through sweat and blood.

Every so often britt finds me weird shit

i only know of octopimp since he's playing with game grumps - all of his stuff is anime or homestuck and i heartily approve also is it bad if ginger-feferi looks crazy attractive with this artstyle

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA The spot where my bottom left wisdom tooth was is flaring up again. It's going through exactly all the pain and swelling as when I got an infection a few months ago, in the same exact area. The earliest I can talk to my dentist is Monday, BUT I've been studying for my uni's Writing Proficiency Exam that all students must tackle in their third year. Failure means I have to jumble next semester's schedule to fit in a remedial english class. I don't wanna be held back by jolts of pain, but I also don't wanna be hyped up on painkillers. I have some leftover antibiotics that worked but self-medication sounds like an extremely not good idea. These were the antibiotics that were given to me after my wisdom tooth extraction to prevent infection BUT the only reason I have any left over at all is because I developed a severe allergic reaction to them, with my wrists and ankles beginning to develop hives after a week. FUCK THIS SITUATION