Rammite

Your first impression was so bad, you excommunicated yourself then came back anyway :P

you know what you guys should do you should turn on that option that lets websites see your dota stats then give us the Dotabuff link

NEW META?

How to magically get better at Dota: STEP ONE: Don't be an asshole STEP TWO: Have the enemy respect you STEP THREE: Ask them how you fucked up/how to improve seriously though, 90% of my newbie games went like that and it helped immensely. Everyone else is new too, and comparing notes really helps. until the cyrillic starts pouring in

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsurmountableWaistHeightFence

I also religiously spin around in case of spies/enemies. My spychecking instincts have been problematic.

CM has a stun and slow. CAN GANK. Lina has a stun and nice damage. CAN GANK. Venomancer has a boatloads of slows. CAN GANK. Witch Doctor as a stun and a good ult. CAN GANK. Tidehunter has a slow and an armor debuff in one. CAN GANK. Venge has a stun and an armor debuff. CAN GANK.

Thiiiiis, augh. A few weeks ago, I played a match in which we got stomped. 3 fed carries rampaging us, It hurt. It wasn't until we got Megacreeps'd that we realized that Blade Mail would have won us to game 20 minutes prior.

They let you manually bind those to your keyboard. I have "Missing top/mid/bot" all as seperate buttons, as well as "Careful","Get Back", and "Stun Now". I've actually been meaning to get into Omni, but no guides yet.

Doto Doto Minecraft sometimes Doto AI War

Broken? How so?

TRYHARD CREEP SCORE CHALLEGE PRIVATE LOBBY -Only you -All Mid -Play as Shadow Fiend -No items -No skills (Not even Necromastery!) -No stats -Final Destination Last hits and denies for 10 minutes. Max is 158. I got 56.

It's because the current meta is all teamfight. Eventually, pubs crawled out from under their collective rock, and realized that Fatal Bonds + Upheaval + Demonic Offering offering some seriously good teamfight. And with Keeper and Magnus making a rise...

sweet jegus that was godly

Well i mean back then he was Troll Batrider, so the whole raider thing made perfect sense.

The kicker - That's how Dota 1 Batrider looked like.

Mid ganker Support Initiator Suicide lane ganker i guess I can play Carry a bit. Most of the time, I get hit with pangs of guilt, thinking I should stop farming and start helping the team. Then I overfarm. I cannot solo suicide lane. At all.

christ i learned this stuff a good 2 months after i got hooked All you have to worry about is how to win, knowing how to play whatever hero looks cool to you, and buying whatever your recommended says.

Holy what the fuck. Glad to hear everyone innocent got out safely. I sort of wish Mr Assholedad didn't kill himself,if only so he could line in shame. Another asshole off the face of the earth, but I'd still prefer he not have gone the way he wanted to. At least if shit hits the fan, they're prepared for basically anything.

i remember when cructo said that i also remember nerfed replying very shortly after that SWEET JESUS CRUCTO IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW OH GOD NO WHY AUGH

blargh now i wanna play devil's advocate did you know that if you google "piracy is not theft" you eventually end up at Minecraft, due to it being used far too often to teach the forum kiddies.

i always thought she was a manipulative 8itch

I actually don't think there is any real way to donate short of talking to ian and throwing money at the screen. Probably the best way - we aren't exactly the most generous lot