Rammite

Holy actual shit. I didn't think Valve would ever retire hats. I want to see hatless ones retired and see the price skyrocket.

This is terrifying.

whats the free rotation this week uh Ezreal's a nice carry. Built in blink. Relies equally on his spells and his autoattacks. His ulti is a wave of sheer damage that razes everything in a straight line (all across the map, but rather easy to dogde)

What the hell was wrong with "Doom Bringer"?

oh fuck i have resolutions uh

I noticed Rapier was on her recommended and I was really iffy about that but holy crap.

Eeeh, I'm still against it. I had the IP boost from some random event plus Win of the Day bonus. Yay, 300 IP. Only 30 more matches until Nami! 20 with First Win of the Day! It's not bad if you play it a LOT, but if you don't like it because your playstyle doesn't mesh with the cheap champs and does with teh 6300 champs, you're SOL.

I unno, then I tried her out I loved it. It halves ALL damage. Like an Armlet's burn. Or the Fountain's laser of death. I sort of hate how farm dependant she is, though. By the time she's ready to destroy - or hell, if she's going to farm until the end - there are only so many item slots she can make use of. Level 25 BoT Daedalus Butterfly Desolator Mjollnir Linkens Felt like Faceless or Antimage could have achieved more with the same stuff. (minus the linkens, probably)

=one of the best ships I've ever seen. wait they they were married you can't ship a married couple they're sort of canonally shipped

Rushing to fountain and back inbetween fights. Or, hell, have 4 tinkers distract the enemy from the one about-to-die tinker, who TPs to fountain.

5v5 Tinkers, everyone has a BoT 5v5 Pucks, everyone has a Blink Dagger 5v5 Dark Seers 5v5 Lanayas with Blinks Also we HAVE to do one of these as in houses. HAVE to.

i want to drink your blood unironically of course

wait what smnc is 100% free the only reason i had them to begin with was because they were given to me during the beta

sm_slap "Cell" "Because you didn't shoot on sight"

WHY DID I WEAR HEADPHONES WHY

Don't be afraid/ashamed to play matches against bots. They're plenty challenging and they end up often being better than most newbies. If you can work your way up to Unfair bots and not die horribly*, you're probably rmuch better than most actual players. *you can't win against unfair bots. literally. If they're losing, they hack in items and gold. If they're winning, your teammate bots "accidentally" shut down.

I cried the whole river of tears when Mostly because I thought it would end the comic forver. Also because holy crap that is a well-written ending.

TADAAAAAD

✓mate bro

I could go for Xawbuck and Yvern, yeah.

http://puu.sh/1LiHC THERE WE GO

This. UNTIL FUCKING MEGAMOM SPIDERS EAT YOUR FACE AND POOP HUNTERPOUNCER BABIES IN YOU

I wouldn't mind some messed up Controller + Mouse combo. Mice are better for aiming, but controllers better for basically everything else. Actually, this.