Rammite

I vote Rynjin for lead writer. rammite can be assistant vice writer

VAAAALLLLLVVVEEEE

i was just joking around and meant it more of a "holy crap, this exists" Like when people talk about the Chen + Pudge trick. Of course it's not viable for every situation ever. Still ♥♥♥♥ing awesome.

Turn-based RPG, but (and I already hate myself for saying it but) with Gunbound's turn function. Gunbound is basically an asian rip-off of Worms, but with the beautiful addition of non-regular turn structures. If you fired a rather strong weapon, it would take you longer to "reload" and begin your turn again. If you fired a nuke, you'd reload so slowly that the guy next to you, who fires only pea shooters, got 2 or even 3 turns before you were ready.

hey cactus hey >if Wisp Relocates Witch Doctor while Death Ward is active, Witch Doctor will be teleported to safety and enemies can't stop Death Ward.

GUYS SCROLL DOWN. FIRST LONE NAIL TO THE RIGHT. SCROLL ALL THE WAY DOWN. GREENBLOOD STAIN TO THE FURTHEST LEFT VAAAAALLLLLVVVVVEEEEE

Come up with a clever plan by lightly jabbing your weapon into the ground. Whatever direction it falls to is the direction you walk because magic kanata powers.

DictionaryDotReference or DDR Bonus points because you can call it "DanceDance" as a nickname

Hussie's pulled enough plot twists that this is probably the case. And the Caliborn we've seen mucking with the computer-tower is the single weapon that will stop English-ope calling it now

Oh lordy that price

Justin Beiber, in a tiny alcove in the 23rd level of Hell.

Here we show off our builds and flaunt how shitty or not shitty they are, as well as criticize people for having shitty builds.

Bfury on Sven is just in general a good idea. Bfuries are usually farming tools, but they're godly on Sven and Kunkka if he chooses to carry. Jugg, I'd say it's straight down the middle. Go Diffusial if there's one person you need dead, Bfury if there are many. Also, try a MoC. No one ever builds it anymore. It is a Desolator but at a quarter of the price. It amplifies the damage that your Ult does. The -6 armor "drawback" is perfectly negated by the passive +6 armor it gives. You lose nothing, you gain an Early game Deso.

>Haunt the fuck out of them, then literally haunt the fuck out of them, scaring them so badly they are scarred with a life-long turn-off.

A pretty cookie-cutter build. I think that's been the traditional build for a while, except maybe the MoM. Would an Armlet do well on Sven? I've never tried it - just a thought.

Welcome, future subSPUFian! No doubt, you are reading this because you are following in my footsteps that led me into becoming a Zeus surpassing even Merlini's time! Stop playing Zeus he's mine

I think I have exactly one Targe kill ever, and I've had one since the WAR! Update.

I can't get over how fun Timbersaw is, but it's painfully obvious that I (And everyone else trying to Timbersaw) needs practice. He just has a compeltely different mindset. Can I explosively transition from passive to agressive? Can I do that now? Are there enough trees for the kill, then back? Am I farming my Bloodstone fast enough? My only problem is that he relies on teammates to do much. Those same teammates will assume you are item independant and then you feed because you couldn't scrounge a Perserverance.

Oh, I should dust my computer real soon. I never used the CD slot, and when I accidentally opened it last week, it vomited dust everywhere.

http://puu.sh/1C4Ez perfectly black eyes creep the fuck out of me

this was supposed to be a place where everyone would actually discuss the soccer mom threat but seeing as we're all adamantly against them, there's really nothing to discuss

EHOME did it for The International 2012. You can find the replay if you dig through Dota 2 enough - it'll be free forever. Everyone shat their pants when EHOME picked it, then shat their pants again when it worked.

Okay, well, yeah that's a pretty good argument But still, Furion can only teleport himself. Wisp can teleport every hero in the game, opening up explosive amounts of options. Imagine it. Wisp grabs Drow and teleports from Safe lane to Suicide lane. Suddenly, the enemy carry is stuck in a 4v2 gank, one that will surely end before those 12 seconds are up.

Except Furion can't teleport a wounded ally and teleport him back into the fight. They buffed that - it's 250%. If you Mek while tethering someone, they heal for 625 health. Name another hero that can heal that much to one person.

unless you are playing with cooperative players with mics which is literally never