Rammite

No fuck that, dancing takes a while. >Take his wallet then dance. Maybe toss the money around a bit so the last thing he sees is his money flying everywhere.

If you happen to have an escape mechanism, though, you're just about golden. Shallow Grave + BKB and you're perfectly fine unless they have an axe or use a stun ult on you.

Shadow Demon. ♥♥♥♥ invulnerability, I just stole thier fed Drow AND made him doubly easier to kill. Dazzle contributes more to the fight and end the fight faster, but Omni prolongs the fight by making his allies so much more sustainable. IMO, Dazzle because stuns and group heal.

I think I could keep watching forever.

I've been using the same crap mouse that came with my old HP computer that I got 5 years ago. Works perfectly. It'd be nice if there were thumb-buttons but meh.

>Brohug Cube while disarming him and taking his wallet and copping a feel

Borderlands

Make a new account called "Just a bit Batty"

OH SNAP

asdfadfdffdfaasf I would ask to play a practice match, but I'm currently busy.... ...Making a dota guide.

What no you're tweaking the argument for the sake of argument You say why Pistols are better, should a crazy guy want to murder people. I say crazy people wouldn't care. You give an example of an perfectly sane person.(Or almost sane - we ARE from SPUF)

Everyone's said he's much too small to be a Keen Folk, so my headcanon is that he's a Greevil because his passive is Greevil's Greed. And I think Timbersaw is a Greevil as well?

I get what you're saying - a sensible person would buy the pistol, not the hunting rifle. But a sensible person wouldn't have bought either in the first place.

nowadays they're Keen Folk which is basically saying "Dwarf" without the lawsuits

CNN is very very good at thier jobs. They quickly returned saying it was a semi-automatic Civilian rifle. Still, when the bloody hell do you need a RIFLE?

Apparently (This comes from CNN, and they've already ♥♥♥♥ed up once, so grain of salt.), the weapons used were full-on combat rifles. The kicker? They were bought legally by the guy's mother. She probably didn't know what they'd be used for, but SERIOUSLY? All our talk about Black Market loopholes and we get ASSAULT RIFLES BY WALKING IN THE FRONT DOOR? TIGHTER GUN RESTRICTIONS. MAKE. IT. HAPPEN.

#absolutelynotfeeding

I couldn't help you back then because playing with subSPUF (and Shifty but she plays with us a bunch of times anyway) is either stupidly awesome or awesomely stupid. Cactus playing Sven is stupidly awesome. Cube, when we make a practice match, there is absolutely no penalty for leaving. It's just bots - they won't mind.

We need infinitely more security about who gets guns. Ramp fucking everything up. If you seriously need a gun, this isn't the biggest inconvience. If you're going to do insane things, you'll be put off with how much personal info you just gave to the government.

So guides are a thing in Steam. I've been meaning to write an introductory guide to Dota for complete newbies, I figured "Why the fuck not" so I'll make one and put it on Steam! Everything will be annotated, and I will try my best to tied everything into its last segment, in order to keep the train of thought moving fluidly. Basic run-down of my guide: -The point of Dota -How to win -Heroes -Pushing -The dangers of towers and enemy heroes -Farming -The idea of Carries (With Support and Ganker roles sprinkled in) -Teamfights (With Initiator roles sprinkled in) -Afterthoughts and last words What I need: •Ideas on how to improve this •What heroes to use as examples (I plan on taking all pictures with a single hero so it'll cement into a reader. I was thinking Tidehunter for all examples, and my brother going Huskar should I need examples of enemy hero interaction)

Speaking of low winrate AMs, my last match had an AM that insisted on jungling the enemy's jungle. By the time I got a second point into my Chakram, AM was level 5.

PlayDota suggests Lich and DK. Lich because he's just simple, but failing your ult in a real match is going to get you some anger (But failing anyone's ult would) DK because Dragon's Blood allows him to make a few mistakes, his skills are straightforward and effective, teaches the importance of stuns, and his ult teaches the difference between melee and ranged. (and if you fail his ult, your team will yell at you anyway) I'll look into Luna for a carry example, though. Maybe as an afterword, saying "You can try starting off with these heroes blah blah blah"

Nicely done, but for the bit that explains ss, make sure to include other common sayings like "miss" and "mia" Also, you only state that they're top/mid/bot, but not that they mean a hero is missing.

Mostly because people can't play him. Same reason Meepo has a crap winrate.

Oh, wow, this is well planned out. I'll give it a more detailed reading later.