Rammite

hoo boy When Jade got scratched, she didn't turn into Jake. She turned into Jake's ancestor - Jake's Grandma. Similarly, when Jade's Grandpa got scratched, he turned into Jake. The relationship between ancestor and decendant gets switched. Meenah had an ancestor that no one really cares for. That ancestor got Scratched into Feferi. Meenah got scratched into the Batterwitch. Some time during the Batterwitch's rule, she sets off to explore other universes to expand her rule. She does this by using Sollux's ancestor - the Psiioniic - to control her spaceship and travel faster than light. However, the Batterwitch's (and eventually Feferi's) Lusus - Gl'bgolyb - started to murmur. When Gl'bgolyb's voice raises, trolls die, starting with the lower blooded trolls - like the Psiioniic. When the Psiioniic died, there was no one piloting the Batterwitch's spaceship, and it couldn't go faster than light anymore. Because the Batterwitch could basically live forever, she got to wait out as the spaceship drifted towards Earth painfully slowly. During that painfully slow wait, the first 12 trolls grew up, did thier game, then led the first 4 kids through thier game. It was only after the kids Scratched thier earth that the Batterwitch finally reached Earth, and she was very quick to take control. also stamda glanced at this post and i think it broke his brain

guy you bastard

While I agree completely, I'm still completely and utterly dumbfounded at how absurdedly restrictive North Korea was. The first time I saw OP, I thought it was fake. There was simply no way a modern country could be that abysmally strict in this day and age.

So I haven't played in a few weeks and went on today. Absurd updating time. Mmkay, that's cool, that's cool it's just wait why are my guys deleted okay, sure, they did say they might have to wipe our characters ill just make a new TR guy wait what do you mean the server is full But, uh, which server do you guys usually go on? Thebe or Eurydome?

welcome to the internet if you'll look to your left you will see a web browser please do not be frightened

yeah but like dead dead like they never get anymore screenpanel time ever again dead

nukes schmukes pants and pizza, baby!

Did you turn down Graphics Detail? That really did it for me.

hussie had better give Meulin more screenpanel time than Nepeta If Meulin dies dissapointingly to Kurloz I think I will cry.

And after that, anarchy! And after that, hats!

That one seriously fugging annoying spawn in one of the central Bio Labs?

YOU MANIACS YOU BLEW IT UP AH DAMN YOU GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL i wanted to find a youtube instead but finding quality clips of 50-year-old movies is hard

watch it now

I hear Cowboy Bebop is seriously good. Can't say I speak from experience, though.

this looks exactly like a laptop but with expensive versions of free apps.

the ghost of smissmas past

horde raving americans whats the difference

napkin pencil man phish or dakka idk

that monopoly money

This oh my god It was Roblox that drew me into programming. I learned to Script because I wanted to make cooler things. Rip something from Free Models, tinker with the code... Before I knew it, I had a boss fight as my main game. then i left for tf2 and never looked back

wat Idiot Cube Facade?

NOOOOOOOOO