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brb practicing permastunners

You know how fast you attack as a fed Viper? Imagine you attack twice as fast, and your shots did 1k damage. And you can teleport. And you dodge every other attack.

I still like my line.

Those are actually pretty good heroes. I don't think there IS a straight out bad hero. The only bad hero I can think of is Alchemist, but all you have to do is watch Hertz play him and you change your mind.Gyrocopter is a crazy good ganker, and basically dominates early game, while dropping off mid-game. By late game, he's basically useless unless he has good items.Bounty Hunter is best as an ganker, focusing down lone heroes or assassinating important heroes in a teamfight, like carries or healers. He's a semi-carry, which means he can fill in whatever role is necessary, or ramp up into a full Carry if he's fed, decimating with strong critical hats and expensive items.Choas Knight is also a semi-carry and a ganker, and can play supportive roles with his disables, or if he's fed, he can become a full-blown carry. He's borderline overpowered, but balanced in that all of his skills revolve around random chance.So yeah, a massive ganker-semicarry vibe here. You like sheer damage, and you like ambushing people to maximise it. Given enough kills, you go on this crazy blood lust killing spree. You should see a therapist.I want to reccomend Nyx. His skills are fairly simple, and he's a serious ambusher for the entire game. He's got a nice stun, a personal shield and counterattack, and an invisibility that grants him insane damage on an ambush. His main role is to ambush everyone everywhere all the time.

oh crap uhi hear good things about Boot Camp

JOIN USBut uh, they recently released a Spectator Client. Everyone that has Steam can watch matches free of charge, even if you're not in the beta. There's a massive Valve-sponsored competition going on soon, and Valve wants as many people watching as possible.And check your games library anyway. Dota has a habit of sneaking in the "Games" section and never telling you.

Damn it moby i wanted to sleep tonight

Yeah, but that counters all of 8 heroes, along with anyone that decided to buy a Talisman.I've taken a liking to Clinkz, but his core has MKB, which I find a watse of money, unless it's Mortred or a Butterfly holder.

So you do what any good Carry does.BUY BOTH OF THEMAnd, uh, a question - Which is the better item? MKB, or Daedalus? I always thought Daedalus was better due to its crit damage scaling, and MKB's crit damage being a constant 100, but a quick google and you can find a lot of Dota nerds squabbling over it.

This. There wasn't even a Call of Duty fanboy to hate.I get that people consider Counter Strike as the better alternative, but when kiddies get ahold of the elitism, everything falls to hell.

I tried to slow down on the killing (going 15-5 can't be great for morale if teammates decided to compare) but good god, moby, you just had it.Buy yourself a nice expensive damage item like Daedalus (Critical hits so high, it'd put a Crocket to shame), and your 22-1 is going to be a regular thing.

I was in the middle of the biggest post ever, when I noticed I glanced over one really important detail - Do you want single target slows/stuns, or ones that affect the entire team?The large majority of ranged Crowd Control is single-target, and the large majority of entire-team Crowd Control belongs to melee guys.And uh Moby, I'm up. More than likely, Facade and Skye won't be, since it's 2am there :v

Okay uh.Uh.my brother is dumbfounded so I'm already lostIn a teamfight, how would you play Veigar/Nasus? Any particular ability/strategy you put focus on?

Look at that beautiful post.Wasted.What champions do you play, and what strategies?

BLASPHEMY Except I play League too. Whoops. What kind of roles/heroes do you like? It's harder for me to suggest a League champion since Riot Games purposely makes the large majority of them exactly the same as everyone else. According to my brother, a massive LoL buff, champions break down into a few groups: -AD Carry (The single most important player in a match) -AP Carry (Less important, focuses more on burst damage and abilities) -Tanks (Derp) -Junglers (Every jungler is also a ganker) -Crowd Control (They have disables, and can make or break a team fight) -Offensive Supports (Supports that annoy enemies so your Carry can farm) -Babysitters (Supports with heals/buffs)

If someone gives me a ticket, I'll Engi.I'm a good engi, or so people say

i totally carried both rounds we just playedyou have to get at my level im sorry

CURSE MY LACK OF A CREDIT CARD :rage:

http://puu.sh/XaxCheh that was pretty funnyhttp://puu.sh/Xayaand that wasnt

If Valve doesn't give you some sort of award, I will cry the whole river of tears.

scut pls

LOOK AT IT IT IS LIKE A GLORIOUS STAMP