Rammite

AhahahahahahThat's funny. You're funny.

Oh fuck I need to download this right now.

Holy crap, they're still kicking? I've been waiting on Black Mesa forever. After a year of inactivity, I caved and bought the full Half Life. I thought they just gave up.

Probably for the best.

SIMPLE MODE ACTIVATE:Processors have cores. It also has speed.A single program runs better with more speed, not too much focus on cores.A bunch of programs run better with more cores, less focus on speed - Each core focuses on a different thing like how people will split a large project into smaller sections.

That's like the best line in Dota 2 ever.

You're just mad I killed you.Twice. :troll:

[*]Run around a lot. [*]Notice that someone is following you. A lot. [*]Go into a room that's out of the way, and does not have Security. (Your hunter will probably take this opportunity to kill you) [*]The second you turn the corner, turn around and ready your most lethal weapon. (You get no money for self-defense kills, so ignore the MFK.) [*]Bludgeon/Stab/Shoot the poor sod when he follows you. [*]Hope to god that was actually your hunter, not some clueless player that happened to stalk you. I like exploiting the fact that you don't know your hunter - Attack (BUT DO NOT KILL) any random person. They'll probably fight back and kill you. Since you weren't thier hunter/quarry, they actually lose money for "Killing for no reason". You don't lose anything, not even your inventory. Unless you were actually thier quarry, where you just lost the round for yourself. Good going.

MmmmNaw, you're pretty on the spot.

From the top: subSPUF decides to troll a 2fort server. We grab the intel, bring it to our base, and pass the intel around forever, spamming the server with alerts. Sentries are put in palce to keep enemies out. All is well and the server is angry. Then a Heavy/Medic pair ruins our fun and we're too stupid to kill them and leave with our heads hung in shame. Gigolo and someone-i-forget-who get into a flame war about how the trolling failed spectatularity. I note that our greifing attempt only greifed ourselves and remark that we are just that good. Then someone gets thier hands on the replay and uploads of YouTube video, showing the greifing, the failure, and the resulting subSPUF argument. As "proof", they leave a link to subSPUF. This video is shown to SPUF, and curious SPUFers follow the link. subSPUF has over 100 lurkers. I make a thread that directly addresses the lurkers, and tell them it's all a bad dream and bloodhound are going to eat them. Someone suggest we roll out scary gifs to ward off lurkers. Gifs are posted, but they were not very scary. Someone suggests we post furry porn, suggesting to lurkers that this is what goes on regularly. Gold nukes everyone with furry porn and all of our eyes burn. Lurkers go away. Unknown mod deletes the offending thread. Probably Ian. We will never know who. === THE NEXT DAY === Incarnati0n posts a SPUF thread about subSPUF, calling us the SPUF illuminati and claims we are trying to be better than SPUF, while also posting a link to subSPUF. SPUF flips out again and we resort to creepy gifs, but shy away from furry porn because we fear what Gold will post next. I and a few other subSPUFers attack Incarn. Personally, I did it because his post was a giant lie concerning subSPUF. Incarn apologizes to me and the other subSPUFers, saying his thread was just a joke, but that SPUF took it seriously. I accept his apology, but Incarn tells me the other 2 subSPUFers did not. Lurkers go away again. Ian allows ~8 lurkers to create accounts. Incarn joins our ranks. All is well except for those that could not mindbleach thier memory of Gold's nuke.

You spelled Skeleton King wrong.

Why don't you ask Goldcoughcoughcough

Good times.Oh who am I kidding that was a shitstorm. Watching it unfold was fun, though.

ARMAMENTS HERE*picks up dog*

I could scrounge my house for a headset.Also, Zeus is cool. I've been trying out a guide written by Merlini himself, and it's been working out pretty nicely so far.

Possibly the single best line in the history of forever.

This is how I felt when I threw my axe at someone. They just looked at me without emotion. Then I fumbled to pick up the axe and cleave thier head off. I guess they didn't realize I was trying to kill them or something.

I now officially hate Tinys. Played a Coop-versus-AI match (Wanted to practice Zeus, but feeder teammate bots would always cripple me) where this one Tiny was so amazingly greedy for kills that he rushed for a Dagon and would Toss no matter what.He once had 200 health versus a 100 health CM that had just snared him. To save his life, I used Wrath, killing the CM. I apologized for stealing his kill, since he was the best player on our team and practically our carry. He replied "dont let it happen again" and I shrugged it off.But I guess to ensure it didn't happen again, he'd cling next to me when I was in low health. Every chance he got, he'd Toss me into Bane or Sven, they'd instakill me, and he'd walk off scot-free.

No, like they get launched at the speed of a Direct Hit rocket.TF2 is (usually) more like someone twice your strength shoved you forward.

I'll play. I'd like to think I'm a good Sharpshooter/Medic.

Wait, you still have that floppy disk helmet?Also, welcome to subSPUF!

coughitgetsbetterandworseatthesametime

I thank pyros just about every time in Valve servers.

Really? Huh.I gifted mine to Dual, but he doesn't have a copy to gift. Darn. We could've spread it through the entirety of subSPUF.

Okay, I give up. I'm caving in.I got Binding of Isaac forever ago, in a Humble Bundle. It was fun, but I could never get past the 4th floor, because I would consistantly die and die. And then I gave up and simply never played again.But damn it, I'm going to play again and damn it, I'm going to hate myself when I die on the 2nd floor.