Rammite

ITT: Grow your e-peen by talking about how awesome you are at DotaA quick look at the fancy words we're using, and you'd think we'd been playing all our lives.

Melt them and inhale the scrap metal.

what

wh- holy crap when did you get here*reads entirety of post*Holy fuck, slacks, this is amazing.I'll volunteer because i'll be honest i just want a saxxy.I guess I can provide a rocket jumper or help with special effects I guess.

19 wins19 losses0 abandonsGET ON MY LEVEL

dat abandon score

Carry/Roamer.His ultimate - Rearm - means the cooldown on 99% of all items and abilities are refreshed in a matter of seconds.When you get Boots of Travel, you can literally teleport every 3 seconds. Teleport in to save a teammate's ass, throw out all 3 of your skills, pop a quick Rearm, fire off all 3 of your skills again for the kills, and Teleport away like nothing ever happened.All in maybe 20 seconds.Problem is that he can't pull that off without Boots of Travel and insane Mana reserves, so he needs a bit of farming for those.

Oooh, this is good. Weave in a Vengeance theme aroudn everything and you're golden.

DK's a Hard Carry - 100% dedicated to carrying the team late-game and can't really do much else.As a Hard Carry, he's pretty much completely useless early game unless he lands his stun. Early game, any Carry should focus on farming gold and EXP from creeps, as well as kill-stealing form your teammates.One of the most important things to learn when you transition from any game to a DOTA game is the idea that "Not all heroes are crated equal". Carries are allowed to lay claim to pretty much anything, since thier gain is also a team gain.As for Dragon Knight specifics, ask Facade all the questions you could possibly think of. Of all the SPUF dota players, Facade's probably the best Dragon Knight.

THIS IS BRILLIANT lc

Hulk crap very warm and shiny.Who is to say our current sun is not Hulk crap?

A single uncraftable eyelander isn't enough. Needs a Name Tag, and Desc Tag, and maybe a few fancy Strange Parts. Make it unique and give it backstory and kick off from there.

I'm just a snot nosed high schooler, so I'll post about my high school workload!Which really isn't anything except the 2 AP exams in two days.

Third arm sash.Triple-wield all melee weapons for a total of 1.5x DPS.

This, but even then, I watch so few animes. Just video game music, my whole life.

I second this. Saw that thread as well.

He's good if he's fed. Goblin's greed makes it hard to not be fed, even if it's just creeps. If he doesn't have a level/item advantage though, he's pretty shitty. Dammit, it remembers me as "Clearly not an admin". Note to self, stop dicking around with your name when you get SPUFserver distress calls.

IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE SCOUT MAINlc

>be portal fan >hear of DLC coming out next week >remember that AP exams are next week fuck

I swear Dota is rigged. It kicks your ass with pubstomps and idiot teammates, and JUST as you're about to ragequit for good, it throws in a pity-win and you're hooked on faster than Pudge could ever manage.

Oh, that makes sense. We only got 4 weapons, and I stuck to a Tediore SMG.

Guns were pretty on par with the old ones. I haven't tried the giant machineguns, but there are new repeaters that seem like laser pistols. Not very fast, not very damaging, but shit tons of elemental damage.And when you reload, you pull a fast "♥♥♥♥ you" and throw your empty weapon at the crosshair, and grab a fresh one from your hip-inventory-spawner thing.The new siren is very support orientated. Her active abilty is to trap enemies in an energy ball/cage, leaving them unable to act while you wail on them. A fair amount of her skills are based around little rewards you get for shooting/killing things that you've trapped. As far as I can tell, trapping things don't deal any sort of damage.And I didn't have the time to play the beserker, and turret-dude and Zero simply weren't on the demo.

you listen to me right nowyou WILL preorder BL2.I had exactly 10 minutes* playing it at Pax East, and it was the best fucking thing in the whole damn convention. I am not even exaggerating.(*The line was 20 minutes long. The line for THAT line was an hour. The crowd waiting to get into THAT line? Took up a quarter of the show floor.)

>say this>title becomes Bag 'O DirtDayum boy, you good.