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Valve's yet to release a paid DLC, with the exception of the Mann Co store (And even then you don't need that.)I trust they'll make this free.I also trust it'll be unoptimized, but you get what you pay for.

Probably some jerk impostor.And a Cell impostor too. Go figure.

Well dayum.It had better start out Free-to-play. They say if you're a valuable member of the community, it's free, but never explicity say it's free-to-play until you fuck up.

It's in beta and there is a tab for a tutorial. It's not implemented yet because well it's a beta. This. Breathe these two guides.THIS is also helpful, though it's more meta-game. Ask any knowledgable internet-dude and they'll probably say Dota is incredibly scary and confusing and complicated and aaaghhhh.And well, they might not the right, but it's really disconcerting and scary. I know I was scared when I first started, and I know I was nervous as fuck my very first match.This guide is more about "Okay, don't flip the fuck out, you got this."

Yessir, Bladedancer, back when that was my Steam name. Almost 2500 posts, almost 300 rep in a year.Yeah, didn't really miss that one.

What'd you do? For the infraction and for the reversal?

http://puu.sh/rENuwhelpThough I had worse on my first account. Mostly insults and such. Ban'd when I made too many Fat Gabe jokes.

balance is srs bsns

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2670923 This'll be interesting.

I know, I know. I asked him shortly after he posted the thread and was very quickly declined.

But what of SPUFUF Forum mods and possible SPUFserver?Yeah, I just want to feel important by being on the mods team.

The OP wasn't very happy about my asking if i was a mod due to being a spufserver admin.I doubt he'll accept the fact that you're a subSPUF mod, but I suppose it wouldn't hurt to ask.

And get rid of the +10% damage stat. It's ridiculous - A BACKburner should not tbe the best at burning FRONTS.-10% damage overall.+20% damage if attacking back. (Enough for it to be exactly the same as it is now)

I get checks if they're read and the old exclamation marks if they're unread.But only on my main PC. They're all checks on my crap laptop.

Ditto.IDGAF what you say, because Ditto will one-up you and then be whatever you just said.

One time, I blinked up there by accident - just as my team started a push.Needless to say, my team was seriously pissed at me.And I don't have a replay (But I probably should get one), but there was one match I played where the enemy Bloodseeker bought fucktons of Couriers and just threw them at us when we brought down the two Ancient towers.He started screaming "BE FREE, ASSES, BE FREEEEEEE", and we all laughed our asses off when 20+ couriers swarmed us.

I'd love the idea of damage over time in Tribes, but any idea of close-range lacks in everything except gen defense and flag defense in certain maps.

There's no Pyro or Medic.Juggernaut is Heavy/Demoman, Doombringer is Heavy, Brute is a bigger, better Soldier.Everyone else is obvious enough to link to thier TF2 counterparts.That being said, I'm a good Technician and a shitty Engineer. A good Scout and the worst Pathfinder. Go figure.

Eheheh. I remember that feeling. I went through the list of heroes and grabbed a few that are easy to understand. Nothing fancy like invisibility or micro-management or channeled spells. They're mostly Carries (Fatasses that spend 20 minutes eating gold and EXP until they're godly). These heroes are fairly common, and while I suggest them as newbie heroes, they are still incredibly effective in hard-core games. DO I WANT TO BE WEAKER THAN A TWIG THE FIRST 10 MINUTES BUT TURN INTO THE TERMINATOR AFTER 40 MINUTES? DO I WANT TO KILL THINGS BUT AM TOO NEW TO SPAM ABILTIES REALLY FAST? DO I WANT TO BE REALLY ♥♥♥♥ING HARD TO KILL? DO I WANT TO BE A DRAGON AND WATCH THE WORLD BURN BECAUSE I AM LITERALLY GOOD IN EVERY SITUATION? DO I WANT TO BE INCREDIBLY VERSATILE AND INCREDIBLY HARD TO KILL? DO I WANT TO CARRY MY TEAM TO VICTORY BECAUSE I AM A GOD AFTER EATING A LOT OF GOLD/EXP? DO I WANT TO EAT PEOPLE AND NEVER DIE BECAUSE I LITERALLY DRINK BLOOD? DO I WANT TO GO ON INSANE KILLING SPREES? AM I COMFORTABLE WITH BEING USELESS UNTIL I EAT A LOT OF GOLD/EXP? DO I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE SO FAST THEY WILL WONDER WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ JUST HAPPENED? DID I SKIP THE FIRST 3 HEROES BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HELPFUL ALL THE TIME, NOT AFTER MUNCHING ON GOLD/EXP? AM I COMFORTABLE WITH MEMORIZING MY 3 SIMPLE ATTACK BUTTONS? AM I COMFORTABLE WITH BEING USELESS AGAINST THE FIRST 3 HEROES WHEN THEY GOD-MODE? DO I WANT TO SUPPORT MY TEAM WITH A BUFF BANNER ON STEROIDS? AM I WILLING TO MAKE SACRIFICES IF IT MEANS MY TEAM WINS? AM I SICK OF EATING ON GOLD/EXP AND WANT TO GET STRAIGHT TO THE ACTION? DO I WANT TO SUPPORT THE TEAM BY BUYING A LOT OF SUPPORT ITEMS INSTEAD OF BUFFING MYSELF? DO I WISH TO CAST MAGIC MISSILE? DO I WANT TO SUPPORT THE TEAM BY BUYING A LOT OF SUPPORT ITEMS INSTEAD OF BUFFING YMSELF? AM I COMFORTABLE WITH DYING A LOT? AM I COMFORTABLE WITH NOT FIGHTING AS MUCH? DO I WANT TO BE INCREDIBLY VERSATILE? DO I WANT TO BE REALLY ♥♥♥♥ING ANNOYING TO EVERY ENEMY, EVEN IF THEY'RE HIDING? DO I WANT TO DO SHITTONS OF DAMAGE EVERY OTHER SECOND? DO I LIKE SPAMMING LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE? DO I LIKE GETTING KILLSTEALS WHILE BEING MILES AWAY? I had a lot of fun typing this up.

Damn it, I knew I'd hate the thing.Any old Tribes players in here? Anyone know if the old Plasma gun was just as insane?

Put the Illu-I mean- Super Special Tree Club emblem on it.If people ask about it, say nothing and hit them with the sign repeatedly.

If it makes you feel any better, I did not /slaybomb him.I wasn't even on the server at the time.someone tell me he was /slay'd

The look on anyone's face when they first realize that pee is a legitimate weapon in this game is friggin priceless.

oh crap, that really was your dad?I saw "Cell's Dad is now playing Team Fortress 2" and I thought it was a joke. Didn't bug him, though.

This, maybe a few jokes and intentional screw ups.