Moby

I got back to finish Valdis Story, its a really good game, but is full of annoyances. -The controls are terrible with a keyboard, it has this weird glitch were if you move to the next screen, your character will stop until you let the button go and press it again, really rage-inducing when you have to move to another screen while wall jumping, the character loses his momentum and you can react fast enough to recover it. -It has a lot of cryptic shit that you have no way to know unless you see a guide (How I would know that to stop some bad events from happening I have to backtrack the entire game THREE DIFERENT TIMES). And if you dont do that, you will miss on at least 8 accesories, 3 sets of armor, a vendor that sells you some unique items to craft special items and a blacksmith that upgrades 1/3 of the armors of the game -Enemies are all bullshit, even the standard mook blocks most of your attacks, counters it and has a combo that can kill you really fast, then they add monsters that block doors until killed, monsters that revive others until killed, monsters that make others immortal until killed and monsters that can hit you from anywhere in the map. Then they throw all these at the same time in a room full of pits, fall down one and aside having to climb back, you have to kill them again. -Platforming gives you almost no freedom of moviment, even after you unlock the jump upgrades and extra dashes, you still have almost no moviment. -Leveling takes a billion years, stats barely make a difference unless you upgrade them 10 points at once

All Batman Arkham games + DLC for $9.99

what? Jokes.

Welp, nevermind. They ninja patched it right after 1.03 Spoiler 2014-12-10 Patch 1.032 * Fix teleport AI for Lump, Parabite, Loki, Blue Baby, and others * Prevent Steam achievements for modded games * Fix seeded run exploit * Fix some impossible rooms in Cellar, Womb/Utero, and Chest * Fix Secret room placement on some floors * Fix Boss room placement on XL floors * Dark Seer Vacuum cooldown rescaled from 28.0 seconds to 28 seconds * Desert Eagle now costs $650 * Lina's attack range buffed from 670 to 690 Also apparently they changed Dark Bum again, he gives a soul/black heart for each 1.5 hearts again, but still spawns blue/red spiders 25% of the time. And its either a bug or intentional, but you cant bomb into or out special rooms anymore (Secret rooms to shop/golden room/curse room), so that can fuck you up

Man, keys are about to be 14 ref. I was looking at backpack.tf and following their price story, the keys metal price started to rise right after the site was created. What a coincidence, right? The site was barely used, keys stood there with the same price for months, then the spreadsheet thing happened and people moved to it, then some players started to manipulate their system by showing all 'Buy for X-1, selling for X+1' trades and making new price changes everytime the traders updated their prices. While it took a year for keys to go from 3 ref to 6 ref back in 2012-2013, keys went from 8 ref to 14 ref in two months.

Apparently there is a glitch that lets you use seeds and still keep unlocks and achievements working. You enter the seed, return to the select save screen and then select your character and the seed will still be in effect Then you use FT61 9M4F with The Lost....

1.03 is up. Spoiler Improve Steam Cloud sync Fix random disconnect for Sony controllers Fix crash on trinket pool reset Fix Gemini + BFFS Fix Technology 2 + Chocolate Milk Eden's start items are seeded more reliably Fix collectible spawn position for There's Options and Negative Fix Holy Mantle continue exploit Fix seed exploit for challenge runs Fix hard mode affecting room drops other than hearts Fix P2 blood donation exploit Fix P2 anti-gravity Fix P2 being able to use bombs Fix Devil Deal exploit with half soul heart Fix invincible Carrion Queen Fix Blue Baby restart issue Fix Haunt not invincible for the first few frames Fix 60fps interpolation for Cube of Meat 2 Fix picked up item disappearing when exiting during pickup animation Limit Halo of Flies count to 10 Change Lil' Brimstone deal to 2 hearts Change Ticking Spider collision damage to half a heart Change Head of Krampus to 6 charges Improved Dark Bum mechanics Some exploits, bugs and minor stuff fixed. Cant get The Lost with seeds anymore. Lil' Brimstone (Costs 2 hearts), Head of Krampus (6 Rooms to charge) and Dark Bum (2 hearts to work, can spawn hostile spiders instead of a soul heart) nerfed Impossible rooms, the fucking lumps from Womb and red poop rooms still not fixed.

I wonder if there is a secret password that leads to somewhere else

Really late because Rammite already gave the names to everyone.

The ducks thing is literally nothing. Its just a way to measure your e-peen. Buy this and you can compare your e-peen with your friends. If its too small, buy some viagra tokens and increase it on the spot! Getting your e-peen bigger means its easier to make it even bigger! But not that easier, we still want you to give us your money. And I dont have faith on the Spy/Engineer thing. Knowing how things go, we gonna have 100 hats, Demoknight stuff, another Rocket Launcher and at least 3 melee reskins for everyone but Spy and Engineer.

So, roundup: - All weapons were cut for lack of cycles - Map was cut 'for being too hard' - Literally only hats and a few unusual effects - ONE crate only RESKIN for all but Spy and Engineer - An event that has nothing to do with the update and was only added because 'lol bonus ducks from halloween were funny LETS MILK THAT' - You have to pay to 'play' the event - Another experiment with crates, unboxed items will have a tag on them (like Dota's Exalted stuff) Yeah. Its nothing. Its fucking nothing.

> You have pay to participate in the event

It turned into another excuse for crates and hats.

I already have the beard but I can help

Edmund is planing a really big expansion, so maybe we will get something from there.

Everytime there is a second spoiler, I just click quote to see what is inside.

I just learned that Ride To Hell was removed from Steam.

My favorite was the Grinch theme with most words replaced by PINGAS, PINESS and PINISH

I'm one of the few that dont has that stain on his games library

I hope whoever got me helps to reduce that number to at least 100

The title used to had "Not that kind of modeling"