Moby

Anyone knows what the Satanic Bible does? Doesnt do anything against enemies, bosses, mom, heart or Satan.

that wasn't a dream that was real you are the saviour of the maids I must fulfill my destiny! Quick, to the rocket to the maidplanet!

You need to kill the smaller ones and then the big one gets solid and sticks to the upper wall, I didnt saw it doing anything other than a 5-bullet spread shot and moving sideways. This game really needs a bestiary of some kind, I dont like to wait for a wiki to list the bosses to see which I didnt meet yet.

Yeah. There are several curses now. Darkens the level, removes your health bar, removes the map, turns all items into '?' signs, makes you randomly teleport to other room after you enter a door, makes the level bigger and the XL level curse.

Go on. It was an armored maid costume. Probably some nanosuit armor. I HOPE it was. I remember fires, a giant laser and a house exploding, when I lept against one of the spaceships, my brother woke me up to anwser the phone.

Why? I mean, I do like Toy Story, but....why? The same motive Cars 3 was announced.

The kids seems to be Dragon Ball-style fusions of the parents.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bees_vs_hornets

I got to the Chest, apparently there is a chest alt were you pick the Polaroid Negative (Finish Sheol 4-5 times) and finish Sheol with it, still have to see it. But I got to the Chest level and there was this door Spoiler http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/541883619715077677/5DE5E45B3774A1412079897FD552A18E424C1990/ I couldnt find a way to open it. Although when I finished the level, I got a secret saying that 'The Angels have appeared' Also, new OP combination: Spoiler http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/541883619715065570/44DB345C6971FC09DFF014DB276813B930AD3E29/ Tech controled tears + Brimstone + Some upgrade I got from rerolling that makes tears orbit around bigger tears. I could control the big circle of death around.

Beta update.

Full Havel's and Zwie?

I had a dream where I needed to use a halloween costume to save the world from aliens, but the costume was too small for me (or I got bigger when I wore it) and the costume started to get ripped apart.

I didnt said anything about Game Grumps or Steam Train. Or that particular episode.

HOLY SHIT GUYS. I found one of those rooms that rerolls your items and then I got this Spoiler http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/541883619704662657/4FF0176002319C96DCF3883590E2959D590D7E2E/ I was shooting a hail of mortar tears that EXPLODED and then divided into 4 smalled tears THAT EXPLODED AGAIN AND LEFT FIRE TRAILS Isaac had no chance. Spoiler http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/541883619704791401/849A6CEAC5F6C06D0F8F4CC72F55351B6954149E/

Sadly, no. Is that every game Ross gets to play can be resumed in: skip tutotials, yell at game for not knowing how to play, out of place jokes, fail at understanding how game works, more trying to be funny.

They should go back to a lot of games without Ross being around.

Gurdy has a lot of forms on this one, aside the Gurdy and Gurdy Jr., there are now the Gurdylings and Mom Gurdy

You really dont have any faith on them, eh?

I've found Aries (Ramming Speed, dunno what it did though, added ram horns and increased my walking speed, dunno if contact did damage) and Gemini (Latches the smaller Gemini boss on you, he seeks nearby enemies and damages them on contact) Edit: Just found Sagitarius, gives walking speed and enemy piercing shots, gives faun feet. Virgo gives you full health some soul hearts, sometimes activates a shield when you get hurt. Gives a bow and makes Isaac smile. Leo gives you a Lion's mane and lets you break rocks and poop by walking into them. Cancer gives you health and soul hearts, the text is the same as Virgo so I dunno exactly what it does. Gives you crab hands. Libra balances all your stats.

I have to say, the normal mode is easier than the original, but the hard mode is harder due to the lack of pickup items. Although, they really buffed Mom's Heart/Isaac Fetus and Isaac. Now fighting them feels like playing Touhou. And somehow I unlocked Samson, managed to pass 4 floors without taking damage, the annoying thing here is that the achievement doesnt explains what you have to do. You have to finish 4 floor without taking damage in a row and it doesnt needs to be the same level (Basement, Caves, etc). I got past Caves 2 to Womb 1 without taking damage and the achievement unlocked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDNqXXLIOI After OVK decided to increase the killing bullet's knockback to 'make ragdolls more sweet', I see this every time.

Ok, after playing quite a while, I have to say the game is pretty good but... The sounds and music dont get even near the original, I just loved the original's soundtrack, but this one I'm not finding anything interesting. The Caves music is really annoying and I'm getting to the point of muting it. They kept most of the monsters sounds, but changed Isaac and Mom voices. And the pixelated graphics still dont work for me, I loved the hand-drawn style of the original, this one feels like its following the PIXELATED=INDIE rule. Also, to get unlock Samson you need to complete 2 levels (4 floors) without taking damage in a single run, what bullshit is this.

Apparently there are cheat codes you can enter on the 'seed' menu. Also, I had the worst run I ever had with items. Got 20/20 (Double shot), Third Eye (Triple Shot), then Mutant Spider (Quad Shot). No other tear upgrades aside them and no, they dont stack, so it was like I only had Quad Shot. Then I found the Box (Kill me), Gemini (Kinda cool but I want damage upgrades please) and several health upgrades. Killed Mom, got the challenge arena, got this leech that only works when it wants, killed every single boss and got THE FUCKING LEMON PICKUP (the one that makes the small puddle). Now I'm at 1 hearts at the Womb and praying for this regen to give health back, but it seems to do it half a heart for each who knows how minutes 2 minutes and 45 seconds.

I did find Rebirth easier than the original. Then I noticied there is a hard setting, it removes 90% of the pickups so you will be begging for a key, bomb or heart.

I got no unlockable out of it, maybe it was because I was on a Challenge. I got the Mask of Infamy when I entered and Cursed Eye when I left. Still didnt got any cool combos, will try to finish the game on hard next time, apparently the only thing that changes is that items barely spawn, so you end missing a lot of treasure rooms.