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Quoting myself because Valve really took a turn into EA town this event: Man, every time I reread the blog post I cringe because of the amount of BS emanating from it. Even if you got every gift it spawned each 48 minutes since the first second the event started, you would actually need 2 more days to get to 500. Now this one they did it. I'll bet the are counting even accounts that played TF2 once outside the event. To get 5 gifts you would have to play only 4-5 hours in the entire 10+ days from the event. But... Maybe these players that got 5 gifts werent focusing on the gifts or playing actually good maps? Of course 6 > 5, unless they were using a decimal system, that was the minumum number bigger than 5. 'You guys will get almost nothing free, deal with it' 'We mean if you pay for the content of course.' WHAT THE FUCK happened this year. Did people bought so few items because they were free to get and they decided to pull this off? Last year stuff were untradable, uncratable, unmarketable, you would get a random one each 50 minutes and there were like 120+ of them, getting the ones you wanted was really hard. Suddenly they go 'Nope, forget about it guys, no more free stuff, you want stuff, pay up. Because reasons, have some stats we made up to prove our point, buy stuff from the store'

It is literally implying that Spoiler they are holding hands

Playing 20 minutes between sentry nests and rocket spam to then play a minigame for 5 minutes isnt fun. Restricting 90% of the costumes to store or trade only isnt fun.

I played a bit and: The map is Doomsday, which means its terrible, its a sentry and explosive spam. The minigames are cool, there are 3 modes: elimination (All cars are placed in a small arena where the tiles keep falling, until there is one team left), capture the duck (Ducks spawn around in a 8-track, the team that gets 150 wins) and football (The team rams the ball into the goal, get 3 goals to win) No gifts spawn on this map, at least they didnt spawned for me and I was playing in a _registered server, which means once you get all the extra stuff from achievements, you have to pay for the crates to get the rest. You get a free cauldron for playing and another for doing the achievements, also you get an all-class weapon for doing all the achievements. The shop stuff is SERIOUSLY overpriced, the open crates actually cost a bit more than a key, the item it gives is random and the full pack costs more than $200.

Apparently only 47 new hats this time. Unless there are more not in the Workshop. The notes say 50 new items. And the Octodad hat got in. I would get the full pack, but it will be some ridiculous price like $100 for halloween restricted stuff.

Spoiler He will come back to get his ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVohBBNYOks

Which was why I stopped using it. Either you have a Jokered Tan that dies with 2-3 shots or you spend 12 extra points to make the skill as it was, that is bullshit. At least its not as bad as with the Sentries, where you need to spend 40 points to make it barely useful. And then it spends all it's bullets in a shield or dies to a few shots.

or maybe was just a joke. Who knows.

In the newest blog post, Valve basically announced they made a big nerf to the gift system to slow people from farming it. I mean, really, one gift each 3 hours?

Spoiler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=821TmxO95iE

As I said, using these huds gives you brain problems.

I had a dream where I was in some kind of anime. (Or was watching one at least) It was some sort of school, I was at the hall and I had to protect the classes from troublemakers by KILLING THEM. Yes, killing the students (apparently it was all a joke, the students kept respawning unharmed after a while). All kinds of anime students showed up to bother me, from background ones to these pink haired protagonist girls. So after killing a bunch of them with pencils and mudane stuff like that, a massive riot happens and all the students are against me. A massive fight breaks out and I unleash serious animu fighting powers, I hit a bunch of Luffy's-like powers, do a stomp that creates a wave of desks and then I threw Rock Lee into some fat kid that was running away. Then my brother woke me up.

Wow, the weapon viewer on this site is broken as hell. Facepunch Compensator giving 12 stability? Chimano Compact Striking Body gives +12 bullets? Most mods dont have the right accuracy gain/loss, what a mess Also, why use the Crosskill? The Signature .40 has a better everything with only a loss of 2 accuracy This is the build I use

That doesnt deserves to be played, original or pirate. From what I saw all the male interactions are 'lol ur hot' and 'lol tits' and the main character goes into a 'NEED DICK' mode from the start. Also the art was done by one of these under average Deviant Art users that has no clue on anatomy or how boobs and clothes are supposed to work, he even uses some scenes to advertise himself. On the bad scale, it goes past Ride to Hell (So bad that its funny), loops around Alien Colonial Marines (Plain Bad) several times, goes straight into JobName Simulator Year (Why would anyone get these, unless its the ones poking fun of it) and goes into the 'Dude no' area.

What are you nerds doing

New Humble Bundle. OlliOlli, Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet, and Tower of Guns for $1, four copies of Risk of Rain, Jazzpunk, and Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs for average ($6 right now, more games coming out on the next week), Shadowrun Returns for $12 and a bunch of stuff for $65 Also they are giving Teleglitch: Die More Edition for free

The Diamond will be the next big thing, since they said these heists would be all on the same level (Big Bank, The Diamond, Casino) and apparently, The Butcher's heists (that the new studio will be making) are also on that level, but only in 2015.

Yes. Disable your hacks and just play like you are intended to until you find all the mods. Once you have 2 of each they stop dropping, unless you use the Offshore Casino with at least one secured card. Also I just read what Goonmod does. Holy shit Guy, do you only play with everything being handed to you in a silver platter? You play with almost all the crutches available, I mean, really, several Hud mods, interaction mods, weapon mod mods... Also Halloween was announced.

So its not a hack, but is a hack like every other hack, like that one that forces start, allows restarting pro jobs and some other stuff?

Take a look at this fag. Anyway, apparently the ragdolls are getting worse with each update.

Man, since Pokemon Red I play without buying any kind of recovers other than some lemonades, and I still only use them outside battle.

The quality of the animation was pretty good, which was what made me not change channels and watch it at first. Makoto's VA is ok, but the panting (like one of the final moments where she runs for around 2 minutes) and crying scenes feels she is trying too hard I dunno, I felt like it could've been a good series or at least a few OVA

Basically: The Good: A pistol that is okay, a shotgun that is only usable until you get enough Rep/Money to get ANY of the other shotguns and a melee that is ok 4 good masks and 2 cool shades Old Hox himself, even if 50% of his lines are from PDTH The Bad: An entire year of hype building for mediocre stuff 12 days of spreading out stuff that could be packed in maybe 2 or 3, some that barely had to do with the in-game A 'big secret' that turned to be a rushed advertising character that has nothing to do with the game story Announcing that more paid DLC is on the way from them and the new studio Lazy work with the day/night heists Simple stuff overlooked Terrible akimbo system that only works with 4 weapons and doesnt recieves the Mastermind bonus A mission that recycles PDTH Heat Street with hurdles and fetch quests, with zero planning at all, you just go and shoot, stopping to interact with random stuff while others shoot until you find the book-of-plot-advancement and turns out there will be a part 2 later, probably paid DLC That lion mask looks terrible The Dead: Dodge Tiers Of course, if they didnt hyped this so much, noone would get this disapointed, the heist is no better than Election Day or Shadow Raid, which also were free. OVK does good stuff if they try to, but they are getting a bit Valve-y/EA-y these days. But anyway, I'll always get the DLCs when they are 75%+ off, so I'm not really losing anything.