Moby

Risk of Rain was updated today, 10 new items, 2 new classes (Heavy Loader and Robo-Chef) and 6 new challenges. Also a shit load of glitches because they updated the game engine.

Its out. 420MB update. The Chimano will probably replace the Swedish on stealth, if the concealment gets higher than 30. Probably everyone will use the Hitman Deck due to Akimbo (if it is usefull), but hey, dual STRYKs with Aced Equilibirum!

I just call them 'The one with the lolis'

A mini santa riding the faction's flying thing for hood ornaments

I say Birthday Miracle will be a weapon because of this Of course, they could add more stuff.

Broken images. Also, I'll guess: Coulrophobia: 2 clown masks (kinda obvious) State of the Art: Art Gallery (d'oh) King of the Jungle: Probably the new GenSec Unit Birthday Miracle + New Friend: Gage's new primary + Female Heister if tomorrow's announcement is just about John Wick Time to Help an Old Friend: Actual release of the update

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Is Borderlands that mic intensive?

We just have one. What's wrong with more sunglasses? Also, I find playing as Keany pretty funny, I dont see why people are making such a fuss for it. Last time I played as Keanu was back in the PS2 Matrix game.

2 million heisters and we get Nicolas Cage

I have to say though, 3 new heisters at once is sure something. Someone call Harry Enfield so we can have the 4th I wonder if we will be able to play as Keanu Reeves himself

1500000 heisters secret revealed John Wick crossover. Coming tomorrow

Crimefest Fix DLC - $7.99

Oh double post, but I noticied they fucked up with the armor dodge chance. Every armor but the plain suit and ICTV has 0 dodge change, the suit has 10 and the ICTV has -50, that means you can use the CTV and still have 30% dodge chance with the Rogue deck. People are getting mad.

Getting the ICTV gives far more tecnical health than having the regen. The first tier is a joke, 1 HP point for each 3 minutes.

I played a bit and the perk decks work like this: You get 1 perk point for each 1000 exp points you get from now own. Each Perk level costs 100+(100*tier) points, so tier 1 costs 200, tier 2 costs 300 and so on. Actually no. First tier is 200, second is 300, third is 400, then the fourth is 600, fifth is 1000, sixth is 1600 and I dont know the rest. Every 2 skills are the same for all perk tree (headshot damage, concealment+exp+moviment speed, armor bag and +5% damage and medibag interaction speed) You cant respec them, but while you dont fill the entire circle, you can get the points back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo9-5saTFKc

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pregnancy-announcement

Cant you delete the update data and then play offline

Apparently so. Peacock and Chains just became friends too. How did Chains manage to make moves before Old Hox did. He acted dumb

I decided to farm Rep on Payday The Heist, its actually really easy to get it on First World Bank, just from doing everything to starting the heist to putting the first drill gives you 800k on Overkill and takes only 2 minutes. Got past Rep 70. Unless you decide to farm Diamond Heist and pray to the RNGesus, its the fastest way to level.

It was a reference to the soldier on Battlefield's cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HylGYo5T9C4 That poor NP

I think thats why he is using the worse possible video settings

Played a bit of Payday: The Heist. Its hard. Hard because everything is unfair to you. -Low ammo -Low health and armor -Terrible hip and moving accuracy -Iron sights that dont let you see where you shoot -Cops have insane accuracy and reaction times, showing your head for a split second is enough for every cop in the map to shoot you, across the map -Cops blend with the background, some cop models look like civilians -Cops can shoot through civilians and apparently through some objects -No hit markers and bullet tracers -Upgrade model takes too long to give useful stuff -Most stuff take the same slot, such as a faster drill, more cable ties or bigger health