Moby

Its pretty much Duke Nukem Forever again. As Yahtzee said, its not that it will never be released, but it should never be released, because nothing they do will live to years (currently 7) of antecipation. They would have to do a game so big, pretty and awesome that all these years of nothing will be forgiven.

Everytime there is a VAC ban wave, Valve puts CSGO on sale. Cheaters can spend like $3 on a single account, or stock up on copies until the next ban wave. Since Valve is getting money, I dont think they will go after the alts. I already knew that they would never do something about hacking after TF2 went f2p. I mean, really, they could barely stop cheaters when the game was paid and then they just go 'Dont worry guys, we got this (Nah fuck that)' and leave it be. At least its not as bad as Payday 2, where cheating is as easy as getting a LUA Hook, writing a few commands and you can build your own cheat engine. Totally undetectable since the game has no sort of anti-cheating (unless someone records you doing it), you can do anything from a simple godmode and killing everyone in the map to killing your teammaters and reseting everyone's cash and level to 0.

It really wont happen for a few decades or so, I would say. Right now Valve is focused on Eeeeeeeee-sports (and getting money out of it) and somewhat on the Steam OS. They already noticied that TF2 doesnt needs attention, even if they dont add anything for a year and just slap a hundred community-made hats, they will still get money from all the keys. I wouldnt be surprised if CSGO goes F2P and they get all the money with case keys and map packs.

Did the forums stopped crying about random crits? Amazing.

Wasnt it in a VHS tape

Didnt you said back then that they dont want visors on these helms, you even had to change the Doom helm

For some reason I thought of Guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=101UmJOXxAE Why stuff like this is Japan and PS3 only

[spoiler2]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdms76XDyng[/spoiler2]

Wow, I almost bought it last week.

That really came out of nowhere

I just remembered that the Steam Group still exists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iomc1P7HaX8

Hitman.

HL3 will never live to the hype. They are better just saying that they wont work on a sequel and be done with it.

Well, Comeau did plant TNT under Doop's stairs.

Learn to parry/sidestep/roll dodge/backstab/get good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glyJoQNDfkc

If you mean the Mesa biome, nope. I wont even try to go there, unless Binary sets a /tp to there. If you mean the Nether Fortress, I found it southwest of Doop's portal, around -350, 110

Well, it REALLY was made only to promote the cards, because the YuGiOh manga is about several kinds of games (And Yami fucking up people)

What happen

I accidentaly made my cousin give up on League in favor of Dota (that he barely played) after I explained how the hero rotation works. Whoops.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykbT03r_9Zo Thats some amazing false advertising. Maybe the gameplay still handles it, but seriously.