Moby

Fuck year, clown wrestling!

I had a half-lucid dream today. I was some sort of scavenger mage on some junk planet, I had long hair, some light armor and a cool looking scrap chainsaw sword thing, my team (a blonde, tall girl, a shorter, black haired, hooded girl and a buff looking guy) and I were looking around for vehicle parts when we found some puppies and kittens trapped on a truck. After we rescued them and brought them to our base (which was a very nice mansion), I started to think I should look for my dream's dad. I knew the first place to go was my dream's mom, she was working at some High-tech planet as a scientist. When we reached the planet, I started to explain how that planet was able to use magicless tech, with things such as phones, lightbulbs and cars. I found my dream's mom at the local library, I knew she was there because she loves to read Shakespeare (and so did I, it seems). I learned she was working on some sort of birth control experiments, only people that could pay could have children. They were all created on laboratory and my mom was the leader of the team. Before I could ask for my dream's dad, my dream's mom said she was having a problem with 'failed experiments'. It seems some experiments had some sort of genetic mutation that slowy turned them into yellow, rock-skinned zombies. Then I woke up.

I spent 40 ref on that. Got: Buck Turners Mempo Bonk Helm Balloonicorn Hunger Force Madam Dixie Christmas Wreath x2 Crafty Hair Brawiling Buccaner Heavy Officer Cap Bicorne Idea Tube Bonk+Wreath = Rubber Glove Glove+Dixie = BMO #18 Mempo+Stuntman = Whiskey Bib

Yessssssss

They Bleed Pixels EP1: "WOAH STOP SHOVING THESE TUTORIALS ON ME GAME, STOP CALLING ME DUMB GAME, YOU JUST PRESS B FOR EVERYTHING" They Bleed Pixels EP2: "WOAH WHAT I DO, HOW DO I ATTACK, HOW DO I OPEN DOORS, THIS IS SO HARD, THEY DIDNT TEACHED THIS MOVE"

Its been almost a year since I last played Minecraft.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbUel1TflaU

Oh. Ohhhh!

If the server doesnt allows the 'use' command it doesnt works

If you didnt said it I would think this is some sort of boob tier or something.

How come the lizard has boobs.

I've seen better looking turds than your waifu.

RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

Been a while since I last played it. Only played against Guy, Huff and Mono (though only once against Mono since I Bionic Car'd him so hard he never wanted to play against me again)

RIP Mansion "More one for the pile"

The Gorilla Warfare quote.

Teach me your ways

HUE.

These look like shit.

Vampires love knife throwing. (See Dio Brando, Sakuya Izayoi)

Today I had a really long dream. I was at some mall, buying stuff and a couple asked me for directions. I pulled what looked like a GPS and traced a route for them. Later I got on a train and departed to somewhere. On the train, 2 girls hit on me and I was like 'dude I dont even know you'. After a while, I reached a beach. The view was pretty beautiful, so I sat down on the sand and watched for a while. After a bit, I decided to make a sand castle and found some small, funny-looking, colored rocks. Turns out they were seeds and created a giant jungle on the beach once they touched water. The jungle started to spread everywhere and was destroying everything in its path. Then I had to figure out how to undo that. A strange girl came from nowhere and explained she could help me, since she had these time manipulation powers. So she reset the time to when I found the seeds and we started to look out how to destroy them. Everytime we failed, she reset time. After a bunch of tries, I found out that chlorine could destroy the seeds and they exploded like fireworks underwater. When I was thanking the girl for all the help, she said 'I had to go', grabbed my arm and we ran across the ocean.

Yeah, the 1.2 is bretty good. Over new 1000 items, bunny cannon, NOTTHEBEES, Space Robot Shark From Edge Of Space Machine Gun, Pinkie Pie and a fuckload of enemies. Also, I found a magic book called Golden Shower. It does exactly that.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfFulfillingProphecy

The wot now