Moby

Log update: I baited the Deerclops and he punched a Level 3 Spider Hive. He went and punched out all spiders and the Spider Queen, not giving a shit. http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/558718111898665095/2487D5123086DBFEADC933D532581BE6C36DAE21/ Then I lead him to a bunch of Bee Hives, he destroyed 4 of them before dying to the killer bees. http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/558718111898673355/8190AEE31B983595CA5976FC90BE8A1768E3B8F6/ Weeeee! Then I was attacked by 2 Tree Guardians at the same time. http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/558718111898727106/37805446D451420AB6B7EDFCEF775378D78519D7/ Killed one, the other fled after killing a bunch of Beefalos. Day 50. http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558718111898776155/1C92A32E5D80747A9E8264DD3C57E9EE197FB747/

I do remember you whinning/raging a LOT about being matched with people with less games/wins than you.

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* What the ♥♥♥♥ is tHOLYSHIT http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/558718111893127004/9D812A81F7819F6B673D1C674A965C8F9EC4E869/ Then it proceded to kill Chester, destroy one of my chests, kill the three pig houses I build and eat the entire Beefalo herd. http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558718111893221546/81CF9F67C01A35250BDD31B2643E9BDF293E2DD2/ WELL, OKAY THEN.

WELP, the Walrus killed me, day 23. I got to kill his 2 hounds and his son, then he killed me since its impossible to kill him without ranged weapons. He is faster than you, outruns you if you get close and outruns you if you try to flee, his attacks are ranged and impossible to dodge. Started a new world as Willow, got to day 19 and still going. Took almost a week to find Beefalos, found a shitton of graves, rocks, BEES and two parts of the Wooden Thing. Also I made a top hat.

Sums nicely how I'm reacting to all these updates.

Woop! Got to day 22 and still going. Winter just started and a Scottish Walrus appeared out of nowhere and looks like its hunting me. One pigman died valiantly after punching one of the Hounds to death. Survived the Tree Guardian twice, almost got killed by bees, merms and giant spiders. This game might be the opening gate for me to play more perma death stuff.

Drinking before playing wont make you better with him. Or maybe it will, be my guest and test it.

Jesus, she drinked so much Faygo that she can see again.

Oh, how well timed that was.

She is still getting a huge farming tool to compensate her low agi gain.

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

Got to day 9, was looking around for rocks and attacked a big spider nest. A yellow spider bit my face off. Such a shame, I had a big farm and lots of food.

Its so bad it hurts. My eyes are bleeding.

Tecnically it counts as a creepy pasta.

So, you prefer being nailed to the cross or burned at the stake?

>Caliborn session is a game of pool.

Its all a ruse to get more rep.

Kill yourself.

Jesus Christ, how horrifying. I'll have to block it like Rynjin's one.

or ally.

Well, it did started as a 180mb update, but then it started to increase and increase until it got to 1.3gb.

Lanaya and Invoker have pointy ears, but I think thats as far as elves go on Dota 2. Also, anyone else had this 1.2 GB update?