Moby

I dont have an international credit card :/

Apparently some shit went down in the channel. Someone uploaded a shock video disguised as a Kirby music, then TripleQ got booted from the channel (thank god for that, this hypocrite pissbaby was shitting all over the channel with his terrible videos)

Huh, thats weird, a friend of my dad died a few weeks ago too, heart attack. He used to be a close friend of his, but they didnt maintain contact, and it turns out he was the cook from where my mom worked.

It's time for Jack to let 'er rip.

>Ask Red Medic for money

The anime I would make was already made and is called Megas XLR

>mfw last Attack on Titan chapter Fucking RIP Coconut head.

At least you can climb that mountain. In the demo, at least. Also, big maps dont mean shit today, see Skyrim, Far Cry and Just Cause. Giant maps, only 10% of it has stuff to do, the others 90% are just giant fields of NOTHING that you have to walk just to unlock the quick travel.

Save me from this meme hell

Pet pigeons != street pigeons AKA flying rats

- 99% of the games were prerendered videos 'made with ingame engine' - CoD is the same shit IN SPACE - Ubisoft went full cringe and Freddie's bones are probably still rattling in his grave - WatchDogs 2 will disapoint again - Crash Bandicoot remaster for the 3 first games. No new games though, only a Skylanders toy. - Giant Enemy Crab attacks again - Skyrim remaster for some fucking reason - Class-based Quake - Bethesda wont remake Morrowind or make good RPGs ever again because they have to water down/remove all RPG elements to pander to CoD kiddies - Pokemon - Zelda is now a mix of Skyrim, Assassin's Creed and Dark Souls - God of War is now The Last of Us: Viking edition - Kojima shoves all these pachinko machines up Konami's ass - New Mount & Blade, South Park RPG, Worms, Spiderman and Bad Rats (Not joking on this last one) - EA is trying to keep Titanfall alive, not a xbone exclusive anymore - MicrosofUPGRADE NOW TO WINDOWS 10, EXCLUSIVE TO XBOX ONE AND WINDOWS 10 - That one hentai game about the werewolf girl was released Thats all I know

Zelda's Creed and The Last of Us: God of War edition were kinda of a letdown.

Into the trash she goes

PS Vita officially burried Crash Bandicoot!.......ports from the PS1, with more bloom. Wew. Ubisoft, plain trash. What the fuck was that, I'm glad Freddie wasnt alive to see that. Beyond Good and Evil 2 release is probably the same as HL3.

>Trial by battle, the winner joins the party

Microsoft conference in a nutshell

You know, I feel like the day where someone is going to get fed up and nuke that place just in case is getting near.

I've tried it, but I have no idea how people like dry noodles

>Over 9000 joke I'm out.

I gotta say, Bethesda lost its touch with RPGs and now can only make good shooters. They pretty much said 'Oh wow more than 3 dialog choices, we cant remake that many'

Ok, this seems nice, but feels like something wicked comes this way. Also Prey 2 was canceled and its getting a reboot haha oh wow And new Mount & Blade game, now we are talking

>Benchpress nearest heavy object

'Biker packS'? I guess sort of removing the microtransactions was just to open the way for several more paid DLC packs.

And why? Is there anything new to show?

Back then we actually got gameplay and new IPs. Now its always the same shit 'Here is some prerendered trailer with no gameplay which we put a small text saying its made with the ingame engine, preorder now to get a free day 1 skin! Season pass already available!' 'Here is a game idea, support us on kickstarter pls!' 'Remember that game you used to like? Well, fuck you, its going to get a terrible remake and its going to be some console exclusive'