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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Yeah, Hi-Rez is the biggest example of that. And they leave every previous game to die after they move to the next. Oh yes. I thought of the 'sandbox' period, but not the GTA clones. Its funny because there were two sandbox fads, the one right after GTA 3 (open world and GTA clones) and the one right after GTA 4 (everything was open world/sandbox). Maybe I should add 'Minecraft clones' in there too. And I actually forgot about the 'survival crafting' era, right after MOBAs, but before Battle Royale. Its funny how Battle Royale was shat out of the survival rotting corpse and its already an oversaturated market.
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    Dreams

    Had a dream that I was going home from college and there was this MASSIVE hearse stopped in the walkway. I took a peak inside and it was filled with severed body parts like arms, legs, torsos and heads. It was really creepy. I kept walking, took a bus and it circled around my college, that was a completely different building, and then followed the usual route. Then halfway, I saw this giant pack of dogs, howling like crazy. The bus went into the water, I decided to exit it and I actually was able to walk on water. I walked around a bit, then noticied that I was being chashed by zombie pirates (probably thanks due watching that Pirates of the Caribbean movie). I managed to reach land, then there was this bizarre puzzle, where I had to use boards to make a path and launch myself with a seesaw, like these old cartoons. After I reached the end of the path, I noticied it was at a pool of a luxury appartment complex. I walked around, climbed some stairs and entered what looked to be my appartment. I never owned one and I really have no idea from where my brain got that place. All I know is that I started to watch TV, grabbed some food from the fridge and sat down. Woke up right after.
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    ITT Post Virtual Youtubers

    I would be more worried that you were going to see more than 700 virtual youtubers.
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Oh no, all the 10 players that still play it. Honestly though, Uber killed all their games with the same shitty pratice, release a 'better' version right after the first and make old players pay for it again. MNC died because of SMNC pretty much after it was released. Then SMNC had crazy balancing and lack of care, I remember they added a bitcoin miner for a while so you would get crate keys if you mined for them. Then SMNC died because they jumped ship to Planetary Annihilation, which they killed by rereleasing the game with all the promised updates (Titans) and forcing people to buy it again. Shame about Epic, but they were dumb in trying a class shooter in an saturated market. Which is one thing that REALLY bothers me with the game industry. Its all about fads. It was FPS, then mascot platformers, then MMORPGs, then military FPS, then MOBAs and now Battle Royale.
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    Warframe

    >Onslaught has shit rewards and several bugs, but its praised for the nice affinity/focus gain and perfect enemy level scaling "Wait guys, this isnt right. You werent supposed to have fun. We will make the efficiency drain just mental and "fix" enemy scaling." >+12 pages of people asking them to NOT go add those changes, without taking Reddit threads in account >They still do it >Efficiency now drops way faster since zone 1 and even faster on later zones >Enemy scaling was "fixed" so now they have 4x health and armor >Enemies get stronger faster >Rotation C rewards had drop chance reduced to make room to more fucking relics >Eximus and ancient spawns massively increased >DE deleting posts from update thread >Bugs like losing rewards from host migrations, portals not spawning, broken AI and crashes still happen >Khora still literally the worse frame in the game, literal trash >Thread locked for damage control "But its going to be good guise, you just have to try it"
  6. Yes, I too like generic anime girl that vagely represents some god.
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Its not like you need to be a game company or a game developer to steal some Source assets, ask some people over the internet to yell some lines at their shitty mic, pile everything into some fanfic a 12 year-old wrote, call it a Half-Life game and then sell on Valve's own game store, with their own approval.
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Firewatch Moba Card game Battle Royale confirmed.
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    Dreams

    Sounds like the tutorial level for your average RPG. Rat-man are infesting basements and stealing food, your name: JOHN RATKILLER. The rats stole your stockpile of Oreos and Snickers bars, BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.
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    Dreams

    I suppose thats better than Quake 1 low-poly.
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    TF2 general

    I'd try contacting support so they can reverse the trades.
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    Dreams

    Was it like PS1-era low-poly or Minecraft low-poly?
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    Warframe

    Good luck getting to rotation C. Since its 2 waves per rotation, you need to reach AND complete wave 8, your efficiency drops unholy fast and even if you instagib the ENTIRE MAP, you barely recover any. And as always, trash has 90% drop rate, while the good stuff shares the last 10%. Also, fucking wow. They threw MONTHS of hype and lore into the trash. Reading the hidden lore in the ghoul fragments said a bunch of shit about Khora being in the plains, only for them to go "Oh this guy came and gave Simaris the blueprints lol".
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    TF2 general

    All I had to do was download SAM and unlock one achievement.
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    Warframe

    Rhino is a good all-rounder frame, he can tank, buff and CC, and was my go to frame for my first months. I wouldnt get too used to his Iron Skin because that can botch your sense of security with other frames. Excal is not that all squishy, get his armor and health up (shields are useless because they dont get damage reduction from armor), abuse his Radial Blind for CC and Exalted Blade since it gives autoblock while active.
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    Dreams

    Had a dream that I was in some sort of waiting room and felt something under my eye. It was some sort of hard surface, so I kept scratching it until I managed to get a hold, and when I pulled it out it turned out to be an entire RAM stick that was buried under my eye. There was a lot of blood and when I looked into the mirror, I was blind of the left eye.
  17. Didnt France and Britain also bomb Syria, and only because they started using chemical weapons?
  18. The only martial arts manga that I remember reading aside Hokuto No Ken and Souten No Ken was AIKI, but 'tricky asshole' isnt enough to describe Joukyuu. The first manga was pretty good and while the second was also good at the start, seems it was cursed because every translators stopped and dissapeared. Also the second part had a really meh ending.
  19. One thing that really bothered me is that the Senzu bean in the original didnt had any healing proprieties, it was just a bean that was as filling as a week of food. Then suddenly its some ultra powerful thing that heals any wounds.
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    And you still cant 'show as offline'
  21. Who the hell pronounces "I" and "on" the same way?
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    Dreams

    I had a dream I was playing GTA 5 when suddenly Thomas the Train Engine showed up from nowhere. He kept flying across my screen, folded into himself, made a sad face while the camera zoomed in and then exploded into an infinite fractal of Thomas. It was truly disturbing.
  23. To be honest, he never really loved Chi Chi. He promised to marry her when he was a kid without knowing what that meant and just went along because he promised it.
  24. Yamcha and 90% of the Dragonball cast got affected by the 'not the main character' and 'cant catch up' syndromes. Yamcha, Tenshinhan and even Yajirobe used to be stronger than Goku.
  25. Every sound effect from Ed, Edd and Eddy.
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