Doopliss2008

had the best time ever. some "1337 pr0 a1mb0t airsh0t" soldier was dominating my entire team. so what did I do? Short Circut+shotty the rage was delicious.

@Binary

It makes it very tempting for me to go to his servers now and go shotgun/pistol engie and see what happens.

RJ dosnt prevent equalizer taunt suicides anymore when did this happen?

Just throwing it out there, the next time binary asks "where did you hide the bodies?" in the AMA threads, post this

I cant wait to be a useless piece of shit and play all these games...

flamethrower particle detection hates me. every time I go screwing around as W+m1 pyro, I get killed easily, yet the other team's W+M1 somehow gets 5 kills in a row. and dont even get me started on pyro vs pyro battles. (inb4leluseshottyhurrdurr)

you guys wanna do a run-through together?

alright alright, I got a 100$ check, will deposit soon. will be donating soon too.

well, for me, if you just fiddle with the part where the 2 headphone wires join into the plug wire, that helped for me.

forgot the context, oops.

interesting... oh right, context its "How much snow does it take to close schools and government businesses"

detonator is fun.

whats better than winning gold at the paralympics? being able to walk. related: Whats better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

If Jesus is also called the lamb of god, and his mother is Virgin Mary, would Mary have a little lamb?

yeah, wolf children is a good movie, I recommend it.

ten bucks is just angry birds or candy crush.

There are 3 Spies that get captured. One spy is French, one is German and the other is Italian. Their captors come into the cell and grab the French spy and tie his hands behind a chair in the next room. They torture him for 2 hours before he answers all questions and gives up all of his secrets. The captors throw the French spy back into the cell and grab the German spy. They tie his hands behind the chair as well and torture him for 4 hours before he tells them what they want to know. They throw him back into the cell and grab the Italian spy. They tie his hands behind the chair and begin torturing. 4 hours go by and the spy isn't talking. Then 8 hours, then 16 and after 24 hours they finally give up and throw him back into the cell. The German and French spy are impressed and ask him how he managed to not talk. The Italian spy responds, " I wanted to!, but I couldn't move my hands!".

If it were real, Ill just use one as a pillow.

why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Why do orphans play tennis? It's the only time they get love What is worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger. A woman is having a baby in a hospital, when there is suddenly complications. As soon as the baby us out, the doctors rush it down the hall. Hours later, a doctor comes walking back into the room, with the baby in arms. "Congratulations, it's a beatifuWOOAH.." and slips on some water, flinging the baby out the 4th floor window. "YOU'VE KILLED MY BABY!!!" the mother screamed. "Ahh April Fools!" he laughed, "It was dead already."