Doopliss2008

If Jesus is also called the lamb of god, and his mother is Virgin Mary, would Mary have a little lamb?

yeah, wolf children is a good movie, I recommend it.

ten bucks is just angry birds or candy crush.

There are 3 Spies that get captured. One spy is French, one is German and the other is Italian. Their captors come into the cell and grab the French spy and tie his hands behind a chair in the next room. They torture him for 2 hours before he answers all questions and gives up all of his secrets. The captors throw the French spy back into the cell and grab the German spy. They tie his hands behind the chair as well and torture him for 4 hours before he tells them what they want to know. They throw him back into the cell and grab the Italian spy. They tie his hands behind the chair and begin torturing. 4 hours go by and the spy isn't talking. Then 8 hours, then 16 and after 24 hours they finally give up and throw him back into the cell. The German and French spy are impressed and ask him how he managed to not talk. The Italian spy responds, " I wanted to!, but I couldn't move my hands!".

If it were real, Ill just use one as a pillow.

why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Why do orphans play tennis? It's the only time they get love What is worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger. A woman is having a baby in a hospital, when there is suddenly complications. As soon as the baby us out, the doctors rush it down the hall. Hours later, a doctor comes walking back into the room, with the baby in arms. "Congratulations, it's a beatifuWOOAH.." and slips on some water, flinging the baby out the 4th floor window. "YOU'VE KILLED MY BABY!!!" the mother screamed. "Ahh April Fools!" he laughed, "It was dead already."

semi serious request can we replace the gold star with this?

Pyro spotted in Kiev.

the site does that alot, for some reason probably the author wants more traffic.

the "y" thing kinda looks like that you're wearing a thong on your face...

or just grab a bulbasaur and fuck shit up. and remember to grab something effective against fire and grass for later on.

dear gearbox all I would like for borderlands 2 are SDU upgrades for the shared weapons locker

yes, those are well trained thai soldiers, preparing for a parade why cant the US have this?

Evilbrain, is this you?

I have too much free time.