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    A new shotgun for the Heavy Weapons Guy:
    Pros:
    Guaranteed critical hits on croutching players

    Cons:
    +5% fire damage vulndurability while deployed
    -45 max health
    -30% clip size on wearer

    Anti reserve shooter?

     

     

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    A new knife for the Spy:
    Pros:
    +45 max health
    Regenerate 3 health points per second
    +50% movement speed on wearer

    Cons:
    -55% damage while deployed
    -35 max health

    OP as hell

  6. Posted

    On 1/1/2021 at 2:25 AM, Idiot Cube said:

    Happy new year, nerds!

     

    What are your resolutions? Mine is to not fucking die. It'll be tough, but I think I can commit to it!

    Try and lose the few pounds gained during the lockdowns/shutdowns, that and go outside to hike/enjoy nature more.

     

     

    5 hours ago, Moby said:

    RIP Rammite, I barely knew ya

    ???

    I just saw him post on reddit a hour ago, what happened?

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    Rather short one:

     

    finished up doing an alignment for a body shop (collision repair) at work on a brand new car, was test driving it verifying the repair when some guy rear ends me, I got out screaming at the guy about it being a customer car, and the guy punches and OHKOs me, wake up in bed immediately after, sit for a minute wondering what the hell just happened. 

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    Got an epic length one.

     

    For one reason or another, the government decided to make high schools teaching life skills mandatory, and thus is providing additional education even for those who already completed college/higher education, so I was back in my heavily renovated high school with my old classmates, The school itself had a darker paint theme, and the layout was more of a labyrinth then a school, and had living quarters for some reasons (much like a dorm).

     

    For the first night back, people just kinda caught up with each other, talking about what they did over the years, don't remember what but most people took office jobs so their lives were relatively boring,  I did met up with my old HS crush (who was also single), confessed my love for her, and spent the night with her. Cut to the first day of class, cooking,  they were teaching basic skills on how to make food for oneself, with things like roast chicken, pizza, etc.  I guess there was a magic refrigerator, because I somehow got the ingredients for sushi and made a spectacular platter that wowed everyone. Cut to lunch, with it somehow being the platter enough for more than 700 people.

     

    The afternoon class was automotive repair, with a project of a demolition derby at the end of class, with the instructor giving out the bare minimum of information, so most people did not build/fix enough for the upcoming contest, since I work in the business, I proceed to utterly destroy everyone in fixing, and then the demolition derby afterwards. People got mad at me for some reason, and had a long chase through the school, with even more weird/non-euclidean geometry, then slowly, I got the "running very slowly in a dream" thing going on, and woke up.

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    31 minutes ago, A 1970 Corvette said:

    How long did it take?! I assumed most gun stores would take weeks to actually get a gun into a person's hands given everything going on

    Well, to clarify, paid for it today, took about half an hours worth of paperwork,  but there is a 4 day waiting period to actually pick it up, so I physically can get it Thursday evening.

     

     

    Getting ammo is the real problem now, since almost every place is sold out.

     

     

     

    also seems like gungenie/gallery of guns is not working at this time due to said virus.

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