Batty Batterson

:headsplosion:Even better.

I... wa-huh? Meet the pyro's gonna be on TV, isn't it.

Well, after three months, I've been accepted into the beta. Now I just have to find out how to play...

Open it in a new tab, forum resizes it.

This game is so brilliant. Everything about it is fantastic.

Guys. Should I hold off until tomorrow to idle my alts?

(pretend I posted a really cool picture of some guy with a tear running down his face)

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Turns out I just had to restart steam to get it out of preorder mode. Anyway, it's launching now. My body is ready.

It's definitely not worth the $3. I mean, it's not as bad since it's an indie game. But I'd wait until the sail if I were you.

Who is this cheese you speak of?

Apparently I'm worth $627.50

I'm starting to think that cheese isn't actually rare and people are just being dumb.

Unloaded all my duplicates. Feelsgoodman.

That channel is awful. Except when they have Twilight Zone marathons.(also neither "science" or "fiction" have a "Y" in them)

Aliens would be good. I've only seen AlieN myself.

This mystery gets more mysterious every minute!

...I dun get it.EDIT: Whoa, that game looks pretty good...

That's what they want you to think :tin:Also they edited some bot files relating to 2fort, dustbowl, and granary (or was it gravelpit? I always get those mixed up)

And another barn door plank. That's three goldfish, three barn door planks, one banana peel, and five pocket lint. AND drops reset today.EDIT: Just came accross this. Looks like the cheese wheel, capacitor, and diary are the rare ones.

They seem to be going for 1-2 scrap each. Except for the diary, which I haven't even seen anyone have.

Five. Pocket lint. Five. F. Ive.

Wow, if it turns out to be that I'm gonna be really pissed. They couldn't wait until AFTER the hugemassive update to give us a load of nonsense for no reason?

The results of idling:One banana peelTwo goldfishTwo barn door planksFIVE POCKET LINT. FIVE. MOTHERFUCKING. POCKET LINT.