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Ryu is incredibly goddamn fun and a great addition. The inputs are cake if you're familiar with them, the only trouble is keeping track of your facing in the smash environment. Can't say I'll play Lucas much, something about Lucas and Ness's movesets never clicked with me. Roy feels really good this time around, fast and powerful, but falls like a lead weight. So pretty much his attributes from melee, with the added bonus of not being glitched to fuck this time like he was in melee. He feels a lot less like Marth#3 and more like Ganondorf is to Cap, or Link is to Toon Link. Comparedto Lucina who feels exactly like Marth, except without his sweetspot mechanic. But yeah, bring on the new guys Sakurai, because Ryu is really goddamn fun.

People who hacked the game to play Roy Early have been saying he's Luigified. Less Marth/Lucina more Mario/Luigi

Hoxton breakout isn't even good for experience anymore with the exp changes. You get more XP and Cash for equivalent time investment with a full run of Rats Or more over time by securing moderate amount of bags in Cook Off / White Crossmas.

I dunno, it seems a little character actiony. But maybe that's what they're going for? Or maybe the Super Move reel just makes it look like Devil May Hunt.

As a hammer user, I approve

I had a good computer five years ago, now it's just okay.

Don't get DMC3 on pc, it's a broke dick piece of shit port. If you liked DR2, Off the Record is more or less the "Director's cut" There's new stuff, some Quality of life improvements, new/shuffled survivor locations, and a greased-up dildo launcher. Street Fighter is reasonably easy to pick up as far as fighting games go. It's no smash brothers, but it's still very accessible, It does require a controller however. Bionic Commando Rearmed was actually a really good remake of the NES game. It's tough as nails though, gitgud or die trying. ​Obviously you never played Lost Planet 2 back in its heyday. It was Left4Dead with mechs, monster hunting, and grappling hooks. Too bad it's not actually on sale.

Adventures in PoE, Party Dynamics are working well, as a result I managed to clear most of the Act1 areas I skipped and get wicked loot. After figuring out that the direction you leave an area effects which paths are open, I found SideQuest Castle. After a long sequence of sneaking, fighting, and talking, I help out robin hood and kill the lord of the Castle. What a chump, now I have his Sword. After cleaning up what was left of Act1's sidequests and bashing my face against the endless roads a little, I start tackling Act2 proper. So far this has involved giving a young boy a knife, stealing from thespians, stumbling into a bandit den, and stabbing rainclouds for their water. Judging from the Boxart, I believe I've stumbled into my next party member, although they're being a whiner and won't let me recruit them yet. I hope they're a paladin, because I want to try their Get The Fuck Up "Reviving Exhortation" skill.

Splatoon demo was fun. More games should have arcade minigames to play during matchmaking.

​Well, LA as a location feels tacked on and isn't as polished as the rest of the game. While I enjoyed LA's questlines, factions, and characters, they don't make sense in context of the rest of the game.

Tharja is a creeper, I don't see the appeal. That's why I stuck her with Ricken, because he's annoying.

​RIP

​Western Pack Leaked Last month, comes out this month. Bipods leaked in December, Still not released. Dammit I want my stupid useless bipods already.

Removing Payment Feature From Skyrim Workshop

​You're just not Vaike enough for the Vaike. @everyone's medieval matchmaking This is your first playthrough, just play the game and don't give a shit about eugenics. Besides, it's not like minmaxing matters unless you're trying to play apotheosis or insanity mode anyway.

Purchase mod Copy Files Refund mod ???

That's a pretty cool theme for LD. While my mind immediately travels to MacGuyver and Dead Rising 2, LDers have shown themselves to be unconventional.

​Not really, businesses already won't hire you if you show up to your interview drunk. They don't care that it's legal. ​The chemicals in marijuana stay in your pee for a long time. The complications are going to be stuff like "Hello Job Man! I don't do drugs, but I smoked pot in Colorado on vacation, which is illegal here, but the chemicals are still in my drug test."

Neat Trailer, but where's the gameplay footage? I require third person cameras and dodgerolls. I'm not hyping up until I see that it's not just battlefield with lasers. But knowing DICE, it's probably just Battlefield with lasers. Half anticipating the complete removal of the class system, being replaced with CoD's perk/equipment loadout system. Double Edit: Hooray, Alpha gameplay news! I can finally turn the salt meter down from 11 because there's confirmed third person shooting. And the people who played the E3 alpha are saying "Yeah, no. It's not just Battlefield with Starwars Skins" Edit 3: http://www.pcgamer.com/star-wars-battlefront-preview-it-looks-beautiful-but-will-it-be-fun

​That Trailer, it's just Mehhhhhh. "Beat them in the face with Nostalgia, maybe they'll forget we shat over the entire extended universe and then mined it for ideas!" /still-salty-out-of-10

I want an Evil Ryu Skin and Down-B Axe Kicks. Other Bs will probably be Shoryuken/Hadoken/HurricaneKick

​And Ryu for some reason?

Sorry, mobile formatting is being a shit. I'll fix it later.

I mean, I guess caving in to crippling depression and nihilism is a totally valid response. But you could always get yourself a pet, or a volleyball. I guess I just see the idea of "fuck this, I'm out" as the lazy way of theory crafting situations like this. Rather than figuring out how to make the best of things. Like finding a crank charger so I can charge my DS and play smash.

​I'm just saying all the "No internet/electricity? Better kill myself" and "Bored now. Better kill myself" responses seem really short sighted.