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Subspuf ain't a bad place, subspuf is from here to eternity.

I NEED COMICS! COMICS OF GRAY MANN!

Domon Cashew

MM9 was all memorization based, MM10 was better since it required some effort even if you knew the level. Though the robot master weapons weren't as fun or useful in MM10... Still, nothing can be worse than clown man.

"Big Deal, Those threats aren't new" ~Pickles the drummer

Good news everyone, THEY FINALLY FIXED THE SIGHTS ON THE LOCH N LOAD.

Dragon's Lair sooo gooood. Turned off all the easymode options for authentic Arcade bumfondling difficulty.

CSTW is good mechanically. Great if you like old Snes styled RPGs.

I'm a little miffed Shadow's Over Mystara never went full sale. Though I did split a 4 pack with some friends.

You're not sure how, what with the monster being completely static, but you're positive he's on his last legs. You think he might be stuck in that pit, or maybe too big to fit in the room. Either way, before he figures out a way to murder you all, you rally a charge to obliterate the fiend once and for all. And with that last barrage, the monster couldn't take the stress and promptly exploded. Because Why not. You pause a moment to consider the loss of Jenkins, he could never have possible escaped the explosion. Just as you turn around, you hear a familiar voice calling you over to the other side of the room. It turns out the Engineer had a fully stocked Ubermarine in the back of his base for emergencies. How you never noticed it until now you'll never know, but it seems the whole lot of you can finally escape this blasted island and get on with your lives. You and Jenkins crew with the Demopirates until you reach the nearest town, eager to rest and write memoirs. As compensation for their not murdering you in rage, you allow the Demopirates to keep the Ubermarine. You were never a fan of Ubermarines anyway, one day perhaps you'll replace the SS Maggot Muncher, but for now you're landlocked. FIN (for now anyway) Maybe next time I'll write a story and it won't take 3 months to come up with a finale. It was fun while it lasted.

You are Admiral Doe, Captain of the seafaring vessel known as the SS Maggot Muncher. It is mid day, you are sailing the open sea with your scout companion Leonard Jenkins. Off the starboard bow Jenkins notices Another Ship quickly approaching your own. As it approaches nearer you make out several figures with parrots and eyepatches, Demopirates! Demopirates are quickly approaching your position, no doubt planning to steal all your treasure cans of Captain Dan's Soup. What do you do? (Varrying Degrees of imagery will be supplied when I have the time/competency/motivation to make some)

DAG NABBIT DAMMIT Engineer_PainCriticalDeath01.wav Well, it appears Engineer is dead. But that still leaves the problem of the GIANT PUMPKIN MONSTER. Also escaping the island, but you're sure the engineer has a convenient escape craft somewhere, so no worries mate. Considering he just ATE A SPY, you're pretty certain he's fueled by undead cannibal rage. The worst kind of rage. Using the lava you'd saved earlier, you imbue your flaming coconut ammo with the power to not only light stuff on fire, but blast the thing with deadly lava as well. Considering this is an emergency situation and all you blast the monster with the last of your lava coconuts. Whatever happens now you can only hope it'll be enough to kill it. Well, the lavanuts only wounded him. Might as well try throwing Jenkins at him, it worked last time after all right? It seems mildly effective, at least Jenkins and the club were both lodged in his forehead instead of bouncing into a firey pit.

Full tank of Bonk, Half a pack of Sandviches, it's Doublecross, and we're wearing Security Shades. Hit it.

Pssst, Knights 2 is really good. More so with the Restored Content Mod and it's partner the Restored HK Factory mod.

Quick! Start a round of BGO

Hearthfire is really crashy, Otherwise... Dragonborn -> Big Expansion like Shivering isles Dawnguard -> Small Expansion like Knights of the Nine Dragonborn is Objectively better than Dawnguard, but Dawnguard adds enough new toys and things to do that make it worth picking up IMO. Just remember to get a mod that disables the stupid random vampire attacks. Crossbows OP

Pirates Vikings and Knights 2 is good. Also free.

Just get them Bad Ratz instead. Problem solved.

Loot -BL2 Creature Slaughterdome (Because gameplay) -Duke Nukem 3d (aka the good one) -Sleeping Dogs year of the Snake (last story dlc I was missing) -Surgeon Simulator (because MtM level, also playing drunk for lulz) -Dishonored (Because I've been waiting for it) -Darksouls (because I have a wired 360 pad, and I knew about the patches) -Scribble Unlimited (because Scribblenauts) -Antichamber (because critical acclaim, actually pretty fun, oozing pretentiousness though) Pretty good overall, I passed up a few things because I even though I wanted them I'd probably never play them.

Sleeping Dogs is really good, for anyone interested in it. I Enjoyed the story and writing as much as the punch-everyone-in-the-face gameplay.

Still waiting on that Dishonored Daily.

Is this still happening tonight? I need linkage either way.

New Vegas is a better fallout game. Fallout 3 is fun, but kind of misses the point of the first two fallout games.