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When you finally come to your senses you find that you've washed ashore on some tropical island. You have faint memories of some kind of show dancing cheese, like something from a dream, but not quite. Miraculously, You've managed to keep hold of Ye Flask. You could not prepare fast enough! After your coconut related mishap you notice that you've washed ashore on not just a desert island, but some kind of volcano island! Maybe the Natives can be of some help? Are there even any natives?

In all Your time spent Idle the Demopirates are trying to board your ship! You've never been a subtle one, you can only assume Shoosh-pap is some kind of Codeword for HURL JENKINS AT THE PIRATE CAPTAIN AND HIS DRUNKEN LOUTS After the resulting explosion, handy defeat of the Demopirates, and Leonard's Daring Sacrifice you feel it's time to reward yourself with some Sweet sweet orange juice. After Removing the plug and taking a few swigs you notice something strange, this isn't orange juice at all! Damn that engineer! The overwhelming, almost Scientific flavour of the juice knocks you out cold, though somehow before blacking out you know that you won't wake up on this boat, nor probably ever see the SS Maggot Muncher again for that matter. What do you do?

You obtain a flask, though you aren't quite sure what it's filled with. You just know that it's orange and a suspicious looking engineer traded it to you for your Rocket Launcher. You traded that Damnable engie your rocket Launcher for this pile of Orange gook! He promised it was ten times as powerful as your old rocket launcher, but you still haven't seen it make you ribs, or soup, or soupy ribs for that matter. Any second now the Demopirates will be upon you and all you've managed to do is curse the Hippie who stole your Rocket Powered Automatic Rib maker and find this innocuous flask of what's probably just orange juice. Meanwhile your trusty First Mate Jenkins has thrown himself into a Panic. What do you do?

DJ-ing is hard. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=69MEnTMiDEA

Videogames are this cycle's scapegoat. First it was horror movies. Then it was violent/superhero comics. Then it was violent cartoons. Etc...

And that marks my first ever appearance in a shipfic.

Cause Sceptile sounds like you're talking about septic tanks?

Dayhard is Good Crack-Life is so bad it's just plain bad.

Old Comic is old. Inb4 Swordvan

It also works in reverse.

Dammit, why'd I craft away my old fro. Now it's going to be hell trying to get another one. I used to run Fro and Summer Shades but the fro was lost in an unfortunate schmelting accident.

Delete all config/save files, Disable cloud, try running it again? Sometimes I've had to do that to other games.

The Unofficial Patches for the base game and any DLC ->Fixes lodsofebugs Darnified UI -> Makes the UI Scale better at higher resolutions, down to personal taste Those are what I run, they give you the vanilla experience without messing up the vanilla balance/gameplay. The "Stupid stuff" I referred to is mostly my own pet peeves with the game, your mileage may vary. I for one hate the amount of minmaxing you have to do just to get decent stat multipliers when leveling up.

Morrowind W/O mods > Oblivion W/O mods Morrowind Story/Setting > Oblivion Story/Setting Oblivion Gameplay/Combat > Morrowind Gameplay/Combat Oblivion Quest Structuring > Morrowind Quest Structuring Oblivion modded to fix stupid stuff > Morrowind modded to fix stupid stuff Basically, Morrowind is well written and the environments are well designed, but the gameplay is horrendously dated. Oblivion has far better combat/gameplay, but the environments consist of "Forest, Hell, Forest, Cave, Hell, Forest" and the towns are cookiecutter with no personality. If you mod all the stupid stuff out, Oblivion sits above morrowind for sheer fact that it's base mechanics are better. Standing point blank and attacking someone will not register a miss like in morrowind. But it's less interesting character wise and environment wise, the thieves/assassin guild quest trees are pretty good but those are most interesting bits of the game without KotN or SI.

Reaction to show producers.

Used to, not anymore. Also resists don't totally screw soldiers with shotguns, or Axting/Shotgun Pyros since they don't rely on fire damage anyway. Besides, a Medic/anything pair tends to roll any loners they come against.

They either say "This thing sucks balls, it can't kill anything and the healing is worthless." Or they say "This thing is OP, you shouldn't be able to heal or haul at range and this does both!"

Honey, I shrunk the Survivors! Coming soon to a theater near you.

Smacking inexperienced Pyros in the face with Cannonballs is hilariously fun. "Gonna go faceroll this demoman, AHGODIMFLYINGAROUND"

Sounds like you can be a real Rescue Ranger when not humping your buildings. Good luck trying to build anything after rescuing a building though, costs 130 metal and marks you for death until 3 seconds after you put it down.

Because now you can run around and do other things while healing your sentry on the rooftop. Edit: I notice it has 50% less reserve ammo, only 16 shots in reserve. Also you're marked for death ANY time you move gear, not just when using the teleporter function.

So there's new announcer lines for Mecha Engineers. Mecha Engies also instantly deploy L3 Sentries (same as if regular engie had redeployed a hauled L3.) After they pootis Sentry they Pootis Teleporter, the teleporter starts in robospawn and pops out at the mecha engie's nest. If you don't kill the teleporter Fast enough a giant column of light shines down upon it showing you where it is. Seems like this map caters to spy and sniper. Long sight lines, infiltrating roboengie nests while rest of team holes up in base. Also Mecha Engie has no voice Filter, Also Mecha Engies will use other Mecha Engie Teleporters leading to horrible teleporter chain reactions where robots skip like half the map. It's more like a 4 shot Crusader's Crossbow for buildings. It heals roughly one wrench swing or so per hit. It only does 40ish damage and you have to compensate for drop over longer distances. Teleporting a building with it Costs 130 metal meaning you can't build anything after doing it. It seems balanced to me. Maybe not in huge enginests, but why would we balance around that? Not as reliable as the shotgun, but you can range out and fight people while being able to worry less about having to contantly jag off your sentry. Using it to Sentry jump and then Teleport a L3 seems like more the issue to me, since you can poop it on a building and heal it from far away.

Amazingly no, just tried it.