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You already got Ye Flask! That Demo seems familiar somehow... No matter, you wander over to him with the intention of adding another crewman to your ever growing list. You walk up to him to say hi. But he seems none too interested... Too busy moping over some kind of crashed ship. Suddenly he notices your presence and hops up on the shattered remains of (presumably) his boat. He sends an accusing finger your way claiming this is all your fault! Then a sudden realization sets in, this is the pirate captain from earlier! Instead of attacking, he offers a grudging alliance. Not only does he want to find a way out of this hellhole, but he claims there is a mysterious force known only as the engineer watching everyone's every move. He claims maybe if the two of you work together, separately of course (he has his own crew), maybe you can find the entrance to the engineer's base on this island. Of course, you aren't going to take a simple "no" as an answer, so you try to convince him to join you with an offer of loot (knowing that it's a pirate's one weakness). The Captain says he'll think about it. Status Update -You lost the Croc Necklace -Everything else is the same

You both Equip and subsequently show off your fancy new gubbinz. You use the metal from some of the soup cans to craft a bucket. Stuff like lava is always useful, so you carefully gather some of it up to save for later. Jenkins using the scope on his new club points out a Demoman on the beach neighboring the lava flow. Status Updates -You gained a Bucket of Lava -Jenkins is now using the Rifle Party ->You ->Jenkins ->Chef Pyro ->Pith Pyro ->Other Pyro Inventory ->Captain Dan's Soup ->Coconut Gun ->Normal/Flaming Coconuts ->Suspicious Orange Juice ->Croc Tooth Necklace ->Slightly Busted Shield ->Rifle 'w' No bullets (Jenkins)

There was the fact that you could always just backtrack to the nearest medbot though. And the fact that you were always sitting on enough healthpacks that you could build a fort outta them.

Isn't that from Saint's Row?

Before you can loot the Sniper's campsite the cannibals rush in to dispose of the recently deceased sniper, among other things. At least they saved his hat and muttonchops. Then they toss you a couple of things. Might as well, That sniper probably had it coming anyway. Serves him right. Jenkins manages to scavenge some kind of shield from bits of the steering wheel and other scraps. The party Heads north. There appear to be tents and something on fire in the distance. Also Lava. Status Updates -You killed a sniper and blew up his van -Jenkins Crafted you a Shield -Jenkins grew some hair on his face -One of the Pyro Cannibals got a hat -You got a Rifle with no bullets (since they all blew up) -You got that Sniper's Croc tooth Necklace, doesn't quite fit you though. -You posed as a Team Party ->You ->Jenkins ->Chef Pyro ->Pith Pyro ->Other Pyro Inventory ->Captain Dan's Soup ->Coconut Gun ->Flaming Coconuts ->Normal Coconuts ->Suspicious Orange Juice ->Rifle 'w' no bullets ->Croc Tooth Necklace ->Slightly busted Shield

>Be Halibut >Working in Gmod >Realize you're posting uncompressed 1920x1200 screenshots I have a question for you all. Is everything loading okay or should I scale these down before posting? Also I've reformatted some of the earlier posts so they're visually easier to read. I'm also tempted to remake the first three-ish image posts.

After seeing you defeat their chief so easily (and bonking them all in the face with coconuts), the Tribals eagerly join your party. The Chief however? Nowhere to be found. Wear Jenkins? But he's not even in your size! Besides, it looks like he found a scarf all on his own. Jenkins has also retrieved that suspicious orange juice that was left behind. Before you can say anything, one of the tribals enters his hut and returns with a weapon before setting out on his journey with you. It appears to be some kind of flail made from the grisly remains of one of their past visitors. You weren't even sure if there was a sniper over there, but any excuse to fire flaming coconuts is a good one! -Three Cannibals joined your party -Chef Cannibal obtained the Torso Flail Weapon -Jenkins Found a Scarf Inventory ->Captain Dan's Soup ->Coconut Gun ->Flaming Coconuts ->Normal Coconuts ->Suspicious Orange Juice Obligatory: What do you do?

As you sneak in closer to the tribals you notice that a frontal assault may not be the best option. They're cannibals cooking what looks like Jenkins! You could never eat Jenkins! Well... maybe just a bite. But you've got to get him off the fire first! You attempt to lure the Natives into a false sense of security by offering them some of your Captain Dan's Soup. For better or worse the cannibals stop what they're doing... The Chief Decides you'd be a better morsel than some suspicious tin cans labeled soup. So you punch him in the face instead. Using the Spurt Function of your coconut gun, you defeat the Cannibals quite Handily. Since their food was Jenkins, the act of stealing it results in his rescue. -Jenkins has joined your party. -Coconut Gun can now Fire Flaming Coconuts in addition to normal Coconuts. Inventory ->Captain Dan's Soup ->Coconut Gun ->Flaming Coconuts ->Normal Coconuts In the distance you notice some kind of camping vehicle parked not far from the Tribals. >Be Halibut >Lrn2gmod What do you do?

Having already been assaulted by several of them you decide to leave them where they are until you can find a use for them. You gather what's left of your ship and say some fond farewells. Fortunately, most of the Soup Survived the journey. Using the metal from the cans of Soup and the wood from your wrecked boat you manage to make a coconut gun. This gun fires in spurts, and you get the feeling that whoever it hits is gonna hurt. Now that you have armament and an essentially infinite supply of ammo you head off the beach, away from your crash site. In the distance you notice what appear to be Tribals, or natives as the case may be, cooking something. What do you do?

When you finally come to your senses you find that you've washed ashore on some tropical island. You have faint memories of some kind of show dancing cheese, like something from a dream, but not quite. Miraculously, You've managed to keep hold of Ye Flask. You could not prepare fast enough! After your coconut related mishap you notice that you've washed ashore on not just a desert island, but some kind of volcano island! Maybe the Natives can be of some help? Are there even any natives?

In all Your time spent Idle the Demopirates are trying to board your ship! You've never been a subtle one, you can only assume Shoosh-pap is some kind of Codeword for HURL JENKINS AT THE PIRATE CAPTAIN AND HIS DRUNKEN LOUTS After the resulting explosion, handy defeat of the Demopirates, and Leonard's Daring Sacrifice you feel it's time to reward yourself with some Sweet sweet orange juice. After Removing the plug and taking a few swigs you notice something strange, this isn't orange juice at all! Damn that engineer! The overwhelming, almost Scientific flavour of the juice knocks you out cold, though somehow before blacking out you know that you won't wake up on this boat, nor probably ever see the SS Maggot Muncher again for that matter. What do you do?

You obtain a flask, though you aren't quite sure what it's filled with. You just know that it's orange and a suspicious looking engineer traded it to you for your Rocket Launcher. You traded that Damnable engie your rocket Launcher for this pile of Orange gook! He promised it was ten times as powerful as your old rocket launcher, but you still haven't seen it make you ribs, or soup, or soupy ribs for that matter. Any second now the Demopirates will be upon you and all you've managed to do is curse the Hippie who stole your Rocket Powered Automatic Rib maker and find this innocuous flask of what's probably just orange juice. Meanwhile your trusty First Mate Jenkins has thrown himself into a Panic. What do you do?

DJ-ing is hard. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=69MEnTMiDEA

Videogames are this cycle's scapegoat. First it was horror movies. Then it was violent/superhero comics. Then it was violent cartoons. Etc...

And that marks my first ever appearance in a shipfic.

Cause Sceptile sounds like you're talking about septic tanks?

Dayhard is Good Crack-Life is so bad it's just plain bad.

Old Comic is old. Inb4 Swordvan

It also works in reverse.

Dammit, why'd I craft away my old fro. Now it's going to be hell trying to get another one. I used to run Fro and Summer Shades but the fro was lost in an unfortunate schmelting accident.

Delete all config/save files, Disable cloud, try running it again? Sometimes I've had to do that to other games.