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Douple post because excite NSFW

​tfw the dirty soviets actually get something right tfw you're not sure if you can agree with the commies ​plsgo

​u w0t m80 i'll shank yer nan

​You don't count 2008, dumbfuck, it's only been 6 years. ​The post was made in MAY of 2008. May 2008 to May 2009 - 1 year May 2009 to May 2010 - 1 year May 2010 to May 2011 - 1 year May 2011 to May 2012 - 1 year May 2012 to May 2013 - 1 year May 2013 to May 2014 - 1 year May 2014 to May 2015 - 1 year Add that shit up you get = 7 years And now it's July, so if anything "7 years" was a conservative estimate. Read a calendar some time, fucktard ​wow, are you a moron, you don't go may to may. It's may to april. american education = fail wow stupid i guess you're more MayMays than brains there's twelve months in a year so there's may (you don't count this unless your fucking dumb as shit) then june is 1 month from may july is 2 aug. is 3 september is 4 october is 5 november is 6 december is 7 and then next year january is 8 feb. is 9 march is 10 april is 11 and may is 12 rofl ​try again if you started on may 1st you wouldn't just ignore the whole month. 1 year = May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, February, March, April = 12 months retard ​oh my dear god you DO start on may 1 but it's not the first month it's the beginning of the first month it isn't 1 month until june. may to june is the first month here maybe this will help, it's only 5 bucks so i bet even you can afford that ITS THE BEGINNING AND THE ENTIRETY OF THE FIRST MONTH, JESUS CHRIST Jan = BEGINNING AND ENTIRETY OF JAN Feb = BEGINNING AND ENTIRETY OF FEB and so on, wow I didn't know somebody could be this retarded. Maybe put down your calenders and read a book.

​You don't count 2008, dumbfuck, it's only been 6 years. ​The post was made in MAY of 2008. May 2008 to May 2009 - 1 year May 2009 to May 2010 - 1 year May 2010 to May 2011 - 1 year May 2011 to May 2012 - 1 year May 2012 to May 2013 - 1 year May 2013 to May 2014 - 1 year May 2014 to May 2015 - 1 year Add that shit up you get = 7 years And now it's July, so if anything "7 years" was a conservative estimate. Read a calendar some time, fucktard ​wow, are you a moron, you don't go may to may. It's may to april. american education = fail wow stupid i guess you're more MayMays than brains there's twelve months in a year so there's may (you don't count this unless your fucking dumb as shit) then june is 1 month from may july is 2 aug. is 3 september is 4 october is 5 november is 6 december is 7 and then next year january is 8 feb. is 9 march is 10 april is 11 and may is 12 rofl ​try again if you started on may 1st you wouldn't just ignore the whole month. 1 year = May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, February, March, April = 12 months retard

​You don't count 2008, dumbfuck, it's only been 6 years. ​The post was made in MAY of 2008. May 2008 to May 2009 - 1 year May 2009 to May 2010 - 1 year May 2010 to May 2011 - 1 year May 2011 to May 2012 - 1 year May 2012 to May 2013 - 1 year May 2013 to May 2014 - 1 year May 2014 to May 2015 - 1 year Add that shit up you get = 7 years And now it's July, so if anything "7 years" was a conservative estimate. Read a calendar some time, fucktard ​wow, are you a moron, you don't go may to may. It's may to april. american education = fail

​Those comments tho

​You don't count 2008, dumbfuck, it's only been 6 years.

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Bernie Sanders. Well hey there! >side with Jeb Bush on social issues wut *reads issues* oh. He's not that terrible. Thing is though, I chose a lot of "Yes, but" and "No, but" answers.

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wow. ​You know, I normally roll my eyes at these type of conspiracy theories since most of them come out of KIA and the like and they're akin to flat earthers, but this actually makes sense. Especially since the amount she sued her former employers for is literally the amount her scammy husband owes.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/gay-marriage-and-other-major-rulings-at-the-supreme-court/2015/06/25/ef75a120-1b6d-11e5-bd7f-4611a60dd8e5_story.html?tid=sm_tw Bam.

inb4 all of the 800 items are crap

No, on the 30th.

I don't get it, that's from last year.

​Oh wow, the Dutch were the first to legalize gay marriage. ....You'll still be forever hated, though.

I'm preeeeetty sure that gif is a from a nerdcubed video. This one in fact. It's old. Way to be terrible reddit. Oh wow, I didn't see your spoiler.

I've only seen hail a few times in North Carolina. Don't think I've seen it up here yet, which is funny.

I want to shoot me some aliens. I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN COMRADES.

Shadowrun: Returns is a pretty okay game.

This is actually a really cool way to do this.