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  1. ​u w0t m80 i'll shank yer nan
  2. ​You don't count 2008, dumbfuck, it's only been 6 years. ​The post was made in MAY of 2008. May 2008 to May 2009 - 1 year May 2009 to May 2010 - 1 year May 2010 to May 2011 - 1 year May 2011 to May 2012 - 1 year May 2012 to May 2013 - 1 year May 2013 to May 2014 - 1 year May 2014 to May 2015 - 1 year Add that shit up you get = 7 years And now it's July, so if anything "7 years" was a conservative estimate. Read a calendar some time, fucktard ​wow, are you a moron, you don't go may to may. It's may to april. american education = fail wow stupid i guess you're more MayMays than brains there's twelve months in a year so there's may (you don't count this unless your fucking dumb as shit) then june is 1 month from may july is 2 aug. is 3 september is 4 october is 5 november is 6 december is 7 and then next year january is 8 feb. is 9 march is 10 april is 11 and may is 12 rofl ​try again if you started on may 1st you wouldn't just ignore the whole month. 1 year = May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, February, March, April = 12 months retard ​oh my dear god you DO start on may 1 but it's not the first month it's the beginning of the first month it isn't 1 month until june. may to june is the first month here maybe this will help, it's only 5 bucks so i bet even you can afford that ITS THE BEGINNING AND THE ENTIRETY OF THE FIRST MONTH, JESUS CHRIST Jan = BEGINNING AND ENTIRETY OF JAN Feb = BEGINNING AND ENTIRETY OF FEB and so on, wow I didn't know somebody could be this retarded. Maybe put down your calenders and read a book.
  3. ​You don't count 2008, dumbfuck, it's only been 6 years. ​The post was made in MAY of 2008. May 2008 to May 2009 - 1 year May 2009 to May 2010 - 1 year May 2010 to May 2011 - 1 year May 2011 to May 2012 - 1 year May 2012 to May 2013 - 1 year May 2013 to May 2014 - 1 year May 2014 to May 2015 - 1 year Add that shit up you get = 7 years And now it's July, so if anything "7 years" was a conservative estimate. Read a calendar some time, fucktard ​wow, are you a moron, you don't go may to may. It's may to april. american education = fail wow stupid i guess you're more MayMays than brains there's twelve months in a year so there's may (you don't count this unless your fucking dumb as shit) then june is 1 month from may july is 2 aug. is 3 september is 4 october is 5 november is 6 december is 7 and then next year january is 8 feb. is 9 march is 10 april is 11 and may is 12 rofl ​try again if you started on may 1st you wouldn't just ignore the whole month. 1 year = May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, February, March, April = 12 months retard
  4. ​You don't count 2008, dumbfuck, it's only been 6 years. ​The post was made in MAY of 2008. May 2008 to May 2009 - 1 year May 2009 to May 2010 - 1 year May 2010 to May 2011 - 1 year May 2011 to May 2012 - 1 year May 2012 to May 2013 - 1 year May 2013 to May 2014 - 1 year May 2014 to May 2015 - 1 year Add that shit up you get = 7 years And now it's July, so if anything "7 years" was a conservative estimate. Read a calendar some time, fucktard ​wow, are you a moron, you don't go may to may. It's may to april. american education = fail
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    Police shitstorm general

    ​Those comments tho
  6. ​You don't count 2008, dumbfuck, it's only been 6 years.
  7. Expresate: Have I ever told you how much I admire you, Guy? Guy923: yes Expresate: You're just easily the greatest, kindest person on the face of the planet. Guy923: tyty Guy923: but it's not about kissing up to me Guy923: it's about sucking on a ding dong
  8. Bernie Sanders. Well hey there! >side with Jeb Bush on social issues wut *reads issues* oh. He's not that terrible. Thing is though, I chose a lot of "Yes, but" and "No, but" answers.
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    Dark Souls General

    rip
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    Reddit shitstorm

    wow. ​You know, I normally roll my eyes at these type of conspiracy theories since most of them come out of KIA and the like and they're akin to flat earthers, but this actually makes sense. Especially since the amount she sued her former employers for is literally the amount her scammy husband owes.
  11. http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/gay-marriage-and-other-major-rulings-at-the-supreme-court/2015/06/25/ef75a120-1b6d-11e5-bd7f-4611a60dd8e5_story.html?tid=sm_tw Bam.
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    Terraria

    inb4 all of the 800 items are crap
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    Terraria

    No, on the 30th.
  14. ​Oh wow, the Dutch were the first to legalize gay marriage. ....You'll still be forever hated, though.
  15. I'm preeeeetty sure that gif is a from a nerdcubed video. This one in fact. It's old. Way to be terrible reddit. Oh wow, I didn't see your spoiler.
  16. I've only seen hail a few times in North Carolina. Don't think I've seen it up here yet, which is funny.
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    I want to shoot me some aliens. I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN COMRADES.
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Shadowrun: Returns is a pretty okay game.
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    Humble Backlog Adventure Giveaway Quest!

    This is actually a really cool way to do this.
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    Humble Backlog Adventure Giveaway Quest!

    Oh, hi, I didn't see you there. I'm just protecting my brain from the gamma radiation emitted by IBM under order of the Rammilitary. Don't you see!? The Binocracy is lie! It's just another name for the Rammilitary! It keeps us divided so we 're easy to control!! The "april fools" theme was a brainwashing technique approved by Cmdr to keep us all from seeing the trooth! Now that Chairman Rammite has control of IBM he's using their surveillance technology to make us all vote for Bill Murray for president! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. Shadowrun
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    List of things I bought from the sale: ------- I sure do love being unemployed.
  22. Expresate

    The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style

    http://i.imgur.com/oq591G0.gifv >can't figure out gifv fuck it just click the link
  23. Man, I tell you, every day I become prouder and prouder to be from the Carolinas. /s
  24. Expresate

    The IT thread.

    ​And how! Just got some advice and am now looking at this: PCPartPicker part list CPU: AMD FX-6350 3.9GHz 6-Core Processor ($150.98 @ DirectCanada) Motherboard: Gigabyte GA-970A-D3P ATX AM3+/AM3 Motherboard ($94.99 @ NCIX) Memory: G.Skill Ripjaws X Series 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-1600 Memory ($63.98 @ DirectCanada) Storage: Western Digital Caviar Blue 1TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive ($63.75 @ Vuugo) Video Card: Asus Radeon R9 270 2GB DirectCU II Video Card ($199.99 @ NCIX) Case: Thermaltake Versa H22 ATX Mid Tower Case ($42.55 @ DirectCanada) Power Supply: Corsair CX 500W 80+ Bronze Certified Semi-Modular ATX Power Supply ($79.99 @ NCIX) Operating System: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium SP1 OEM (64-bit) ($110.98 @ DirectCanada) Monitor: BenQ GW2265HM 60Hz 21.5" Monitor ($148.95 @ Vuugo) Total: $956.16 Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available Generated by PCPartPicker 2015-06-17 13:30 EDT-0400
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