Idiot Cube

BIOSHOCK INFINITE IS THE WORST THING EVER MADE BY MANKIND. ANYBODY WHO CLAIMS IT'S THE BEST GAME EVER IS JUST TRYING TO JUSTIFY WASTING 60 BUCKS ON THIS GARBAGETACULAR PIECE OF VENUTIAN SNAKESHIT. YES, IT IS SO TERRIBLE THAT IT CAN BE ACCURATELY REPRESENTED BY THE EXCREMENT OF A NONEXISTENT EXTRATERRESTRIAL ANIMAL.

Harry, you dumbass. Your name is not a profession.

[:33] < *ic is okay with this*

Remember that time when Rose had everything all figured out and was just patiently waiting for everyone else to catch up? a.k.a. the entirety of acts one through five? Aren't you just a little saddened to see her in this condition?

Rose, get your shit together. You're adorable and all, but of all the shit that exists right now, yours is in the most dire need of some reorganization.

You're getting a second courier and you're gonna like it.

Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it. Whether you really want to or not.

> EXAMINE yourself > Ask Passenger Two what she thinks of that handsome young Seven fella.

You're terrible.

>ASK passenger 7 what kind of cookies he likes

Scrumptious.

yes

THREE BUCKS??? I CAN'T NOT GET IT AT THAT PRICE!!! But first I need to try the demo to make sure it won't fry my computer.

Sorry, did you want to be on top?

FINE

9.99/10 Will miss having my ears massaged by Logan Cunningham

This game needs more hats.

boner

nyeh heh heh heh

Are you even speaking English? Stop using so many big words, smartass.

A GUEST APPEARANCE BY GRANT KIRKHOPE AND IT'S AN HOUR LONG WHAT IS HAPPENING

When you've had Nintendo's throbbing member lodged in your windpipe for most of your childhood, you just sort of get used to it being there. Also, Nintendo Land is pretty damn fun, suck it haterz.