Jump to content

Idiot Cube

Donators
  • Content count

    8860
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    60

Idiot Cube last won the day on September 13

Idiot Cube had the most liked content!

About Idiot Cube

  • Rank
    am i cool yet?
  • Birthday 10/13/1991

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    : Smugsville
  • Interests
    Nerd shit.

Contact Methods

  • Steam
    idiotcube

Recent Profile Visitors

9237 profile views
  1. Every half a year or so I come back for a little bit, and it seems to perform worse each time. I'm not sure if that's a result of the game getting more sluggish with each update, my five-year-old PC showing its age, or both.
  2. Idiot Cube

    What do you look for in a game?

    Have a strong sense of progression. I don't like having everything unlocked from the start - I usually get overwhelmed by the myriad of choices. I would rather steadily earn new abilities/weapons/spells/whatever, so I can take the time to get familiar with each one and incorporate it into my playstyle. Have satisfying music. I'll keep trying a bullshit-hard level or boss for hours if it comes with a headbanger that keeps me amped up. Don't make deaths/failures slow and frustrating. If you're going to kill me over and over again, don't add insult to injury by making me sit through a lengthy death animation, followed by a loading screen, and then getting kicked back to a checkpoint from 5 or more minutes ago. Make the stuff I'm doing feel cool and satisfying. This is combination of animation, sound, and flashy effects. When I hit a guy with a big hammer, I want to feel it. These can vary depending on the genre, but in general they are the things that really make me fall in love with a game.
  3. Idiot Cube

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: New Character Speculation Thread

    By the way, I noticed that this shitpost educated speculation thread has become our general Smash discussion thread. You must be so proud, Monkey.
  4. Idiot Cube

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: New Character Speculation Thread

    Aw shit. How are we going to afford a Nintendo Online subscription now?!
  5. Idiot Cube

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: New Character Speculation Thread

    I want my money back, you diseased chimp.
  6. I wanna play Minecraft but like when I first played it and didn't know anything. I want Creepers to be scary again.
  7. Idiot Cube

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Man, I thought I was going crazy when this happened to me. Wasn't that fight unwinnable enough already?
  8. Idiot Cube

    Idiot Cube's stupid animations, vol. 2

    Pizza.
  9. "Defenestrate" isn't really archaic, but it makes people chuckle when they look it up, so that must count for something.
  10. Idiot Cube

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    I can't believe Luigi is dead. Also, FUCK YEAH SHOVEL KNIGHT!!!....as an assist trophy. Wah.
  11. Idiot Cube

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Too bad Corv missed out on the race war a few weeks ago.
  12. Idiot Cube

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    What, like...to wear?
  13. Idiot Cube

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Good thing that doesn't happen on my end.
  14. Idiot Cube

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    I should have gotten into graphic design. I could've latched myself to some big web/tech company like a leech, and kept myself relevant by making arbitrary changes to the website/UI every few months.
  15. You have reached enlightenment, my child.
×