Idiot Cube

THREE BUCKS??? I CAN'T NOT GET IT AT THAT PRICE!!! But first I need to try the demo to make sure it won't fry my computer.

Sorry, did you want to be on top?

FINE

9.99/10 Will miss having my ears massaged by Logan Cunningham

This game needs more hats.

boner

nyeh heh heh heh

Are you even speaking English? Stop using so many big words, smartass.

A GUEST APPEARANCE BY GRANT KIRKHOPE AND IT'S AN HOUR LONG WHAT IS HAPPENING

When you've had Nintendo's throbbing member lodged in your windpipe for most of your childhood, you just sort of get used to it being there. Also, Nintendo Land is pretty damn fun, suck it haterz.

I'm gonna tell Splosion you said that. ... Hey Splosion, Moby said this.

There is a perfectly rational reason for why my son looks like this.

Welp, I had to miss this one because of Mom insisting on family bonding bullshit. Guess what we did? We watched Up. If you need me I'll be in the corner eating this tub of irony.

You didn't meet up with Gold or Verumae? [ono]

Doesn't mean we can't see it a (n^n^n^2)th time! Oh, and I won't be able to join because of family bonding and shit. spring break woooooo.

My firstborn!

A dollar, a weapon, a Dota 2 key, and a recycled Cubimation from months ago

Whoa man, that's really fucked up. Even I'm not comfortable animating that! Forget it, find some other sick bastard to do this for you.

But what about your "No self-shipping" rule? Ok, I'll get right on it then. You owe me an earbills once it's done.

I'm confused...are you saying you want Cubimated r34 of Fem Huff and Fem Maid Corvette?

Huff x Corvette OTP

I was kind of joking with the "Whoo's This Doouchebag" one. It wouldn't make sense without the blue double-o's.

Whoo's This Doouchebag?

Well, you're the girl. You have the easy part.

YOU'RE kind of awful. QED