Idiot Cube

Even so, incest-shipping is a bad habit to get in to. As your moirail I can't help but be concerned.

Eh, I'm not much of a physics guy. It's probably Doop.

Corv, no. How many times must I talk you out of incest-shipping?

Vriska doesn't do cute. Unless she's swooning over Nic Cage.

He got stabbed in a previous episode of Admin Caboose. You couldn't be stabbed/ejected because of Matrix bullshit.

So I was working on Raz's avatar, but then Binocratic hijinks happened, and I made this instead: Y'know...I should've made the Barkley heads the wheels. Ah well. Raz, I'm still working on your avatar, I promise.

ARANEA: You have mocked the ancestral 8ro-hug. ARANEA: For that you must die.

Riiiiight.

DON'T TREAT WIMEN LIKE DAT

Eggs [horseshoe] Biscuits OTP

Not even Doc Scratch? [ono]

COOOON AIIIIIR except right now it's Doter with muzak

>Make out with that delicious Knagon Dight.

Our family watches Charlie Brown Christmas every December. And Charlie Brown Thanksgiving every November. And It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown every Halloween. OF COURSE I HATE PEANUTS.

At least Garfield has the excuse of being targeted towards Alzheimer's patients.

Well, her hair is too round to fit with her cube head. There's probably some horrendous tumor under there. But she's still my precious little gem. [<3]

So you and I will be fighting over sending John out into the world to meet real women, versus staying home and clopping? Dis gun be goooood.

I shall be John's sex drive.

>Give everyone fancy hats

That's not such a bad Drow nerf, I suppose. I'll need to learn how to not be up in an enemy's grill all the time.

Thanks, Al. Cubuccino may be a handful at times, but deep down he's the nicest kid you'll ever know. He also makes the best coffee-cookies in the universe!

I'm not entirely sure if we were married, but okay.

Whoa, hey, that's not MY kid. Jenniskye and I never even... Dammit, Splosion, stop trying to unnecessarily complicate this trial! All I want is to ensure a safe and happy life for Cubuccino and Cappi, while I go running off to be with my true love Jenniskye.

*sigh* I always did love Jenniskye more, but...I can't abandon Cubuccino. I wish there was someone else who could help Cappi raise a cube-mug kid.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD CUBUCCINO, CAN YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY, BUDDY. WE'LL GET THAT COFFEE BACK IN YOU IN NO TIME. Splosion, don't ever come near my children again.