Idiot Cube

Well, her hair is too round to fit with her cube head. There's probably some horrendous tumor under there. But she's still my precious little gem. [<3]

So you and I will be fighting over sending John out into the world to meet real women, versus staying home and clopping? Dis gun be goooood.

I shall be John's sex drive.

>Give everyone fancy hats

That's not such a bad Drow nerf, I suppose. I'll need to learn how to not be up in an enemy's grill all the time.

Thanks, Al. Cubuccino may be a handful at times, but deep down he's the nicest kid you'll ever know. He also makes the best coffee-cookies in the universe!

I'm not entirely sure if we were married, but okay.

Whoa, hey, that's not MY kid. Jenniskye and I never even... Dammit, Splosion, stop trying to unnecessarily complicate this trial! All I want is to ensure a safe and happy life for Cubuccino and Cappi, while I go running off to be with my true love Jenniskye.

*sigh* I always did love Jenniskye more, but...I can't abandon Cubuccino. I wish there was someone else who could help Cappi raise a cube-mug kid.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD CUBUCCINO, CAN YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY, BUDDY. WE'LL GET THAT COFFEE BACK IN YOU IN NO TIME. Splosion, don't ever come near my children again.

Please don't make fun of Stupid Mug's condition. He's very sensitive about it.

Why aren'tchoo using your new Cubimated avatar? [ono]

>Initiate staring contest to establish superiority

>Politely request that someone dim the lights >If you can't speak, think REALLY HARD about being able to speak

>Absorb carrot nutrients through your ass [*O*] [*O*]

>Think REALLY HARD about moving your left pinkie

>Eat the carrots you keep in your back pocket to gain night vision

>Look at Drow's huge round chess pieces

>Have threesome chess tournament with Drow and yourself

oh my god

Why would you want to replace Stephen Merchant's voice? D:

Yeah that's fine too.

>Max Silence >Have a threesome with Cube and Jenniskye

I uh never got my account verification email. [o_o]

Don't get cocky, kid. You've still got a long way to go.