Idiot Cube

I'm a mocha guy personally. But the coffee machine in my college's dining hall doesn't seem to know the difference between mocha and hot chocolate.

In every teamfight, your teammates will abandon you to take on a fed Drow alone.

Good man. Be sure to warn you family about those vile things.

But... what about the STAIRS???

Sir, your color scheme offends me. I must humbly request that you change it to SPUFdark, or I shall have no choice but to throw you off this train.

YO CONDUCTY WHERE'S MAH COOKIES? I WAS TOLD WE WOULD BE GETTING COMPLIMENTARY BAGS OF COOKIES!

Behold, the power of ctrl+f

>Amplify the table's pleasure by giving it a corner job. mmmm yeah

Use core-shocks to overload the computer and make it explode

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I love how they only gave the guy his refund after the media shitstorm. If ya gave him the refund in the first place, like you should have, you could've avoided the shitstorm entirely!

>Punch Witty's face. >IN THE FACE.

Dude! Why are our past-selves so fucking stupid?

Post pictures of the three of you together! Your cartoonist demands it!

Story boss. I was not nearly MAN ENOUGH to take on the Pit.

I played TTYD when I was like 12, but couldn't beat the final boss. And then I rage-sold it because I was kind of a dumb kid. I've been meaning to pick it up again ever since.

>cd W:/progam filess/steanm/steanmapppps/benjaminfranklin/teame fortrass 3 >run hltwoo

The sad thing is, no matter how bad EA fucks up their image, they'll keep doing what they're doing as long as they're making lodsofemone. And they'll keep making lodsofemone as long as people keep buying the games and shelling out for microtransactions. What we need is a revolution. People need to realize that they don't need to put up with day-one DLC and DRM bullshit. It can't be that hard to convince them, right? I mean, if these people believe there's nothing wrong with continuing to pay for a single-player game they already bought, they should believe anything we tell them!

>no you dumb HOMO TOOL >your CYAING WRONG

The sound of jingling microtransaction dosh is louder than the protests of outraged gamers, apparently.

Now, gaming in a bikini... []

My bro and I are finally getting a Wii U when I go home for spring break. His break is the week after mine, so I'll have it to myself for the whole week! I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and play all these games! And my house has NO STAIRS!!!