Idiot Cube

Lemme be a partner! I'm very good at saying things that are only tangentially related to the current situation!

>Go home and be a family drive.

>Consult shipping wall to gain jimmie-rustling-based buffs.

Yeah, I was pretty conservative with dancing. Basically I only danced at the beginning and end of each level. I feel sorry for anyone who tried to skip checkpoints in the later levels. Even though Runner 2 is less frustrating than Runner 1, there's still plenty of opportunities to fuck up and watch your life spiral into endless pain and despair.

Oh. Well, I guess I just suck then. Or you were braver with skipping checkpoints than I was.

Well...I wasn't really trying that hard to get high scores. So good job beating an apathetic tortoise in a footrace.

>2914: Retrieve sand from chest >Build a statue of liberty with sand

Captainvideo best character.

So it's subSPUF...but...with more ponies? I think I need to lie down for a while.

After taking a quick look at MLM, there's still one question that burns in my skull: Dafuq is MLM?

Dafuq is MLM? I would venture to guess that it involves ponies?

Long-distance kill - Sniper says "Now that's some fine shooting, mate!" Tower under attack- Engie says "Someome's sappin' yer (top/mid/bottom) sentry!" Someone says "gg" in chat while their team is losing - Scout says "Whaddaya mean, 'good game'? Dere ain't nothin' good about LOSIN'!" Invisibility - Spy says "Oooh, I admire your strategy!" Pick a fire-based hero - Pyro giggles

Don't.

[*o*] yessssss

CAPPIIIIIII COOKIES OR NO? THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AS IT CONCERNS HOW YOU AND I WILL GET ALONG HERE!!!

I'd say about top 30%. Nothing special, but far more competent than your average pubber.

I don't know what I just read, but I have the strangest feeling that I may want to have Downey's babies now.

Shh, it's okay. My cookies won't judge you.

Lungs.

Hey Cap, lemme ask you something. Do you like cookies with your coffee?

no no no no no no no NO! I'M Velma!

Isn't there, like, some dude shooting people with a real gun somewhere that we could focus our attention on, instead of all these kids who don't even have real weapons? I mean, come on, there's gotta be one crazy dude with a gun somewhere in this great country of peace and harmony.

Originally written by Razputin to keep track of all the most important members of our community, it has since evolved into a clusterfuck of useless descriptions, based mainly on running gags that died out a while ago. BEHOLD! ~THE LIST~ THE JANITORS 1. Binary is the original mod do not steal. He is also the tech sav 2. supremecommander is our server overlord and pays the bills 3. Rammite is the other mod, specifically designed to keep us arguing about which of the forum's color schemes is best. 4. een is the Elder God. His internet knowledge resembles your dad saying "groovy" and doing the charleston 5. Janobi is the super mod that never comes on THE JACKASSES 1. Gigolo is the classic forum jackass 2. Raison is also a jackass but is being constrained by a Machoke Power Belt 3. Verumae is the progidical son who was banished by the angry mods because he became too powerful. He was prophesied to return once more and bring an end to all joy and love in the world. This prophecy has been fufilled 4. Razputin is grump 5. Rynjin is counter-grump 6. And they're the spuf-grumps 7. Silent keeps true to his name most of the time, but deep down is the Overlord Jackass. Once before we saw a small sliver of his Hatred for the living, and it wasn't pretty. 8. Expresate is Rynjin with a shorter fuse 9. Demospam is Demospam, there doesn't really need to be any more explanation THE IDIOTS 1. Idiot Cube makes animations and pictures to farm rep. Contrary to popular belief, he actually often succeeds in being funny 2. Dualjay is slowly learning human interaction and we all respect his bravery. Keep fighting little buddy! 3. Huff is current record holder of "Most feminine member", and also somehow liked by everyone. We expect drugs are involved 4. Skye is Huff's number 1 contestant in femininity. He almost beat Huff last showdown, but got disqualified for "not having the balls to be a woman" 5. Guy is black, keeping it fresh 6. ConfusedCactus has an awful taste in music 7. Splosion claims he has a girlfriend when really it's just a carboard cutout of Betty White 8. Ted's claim to fame is writing... fanfics 9. Cell has GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! and ignores the majority of this forum until his long journey can be completed 10. Ikea Boy is responsible for every problem in the world. You should always blame him. THE SEXIES 1. KingOfFacade is lusted after by everyone. If you disagree, you're a faggot 2. Witty has furry avatars and desktops which makes everyone a little uncomfortable even though he's a cool guy 3. LadyBernKastel's gender, which was once labeled by science as "Schrödinger" was revealed to be an elaborate hoax. Bigspuf is still plagued by this mystery. 4. Buddha has a beard and beards are sexy 5. Magickus is a ♥♥♥♥ing playa and you're not, deal with the facts HERTZ 1. Hertz no i didn't change anything what are you talking about

No, we got rid of the "no posts in all upper-case" restriction. A shining moment in our progress toward perfection.