Idiot Cube

pssh...nothin personnel kid...

Genndy brought the show back out of love, so I highly doubt he'd just end it all with "everyone dies, fuck you". But I'm also not expecting a perfect happy ending, given the overall tone of season 5 (and the rest of the series, in a sense - things never quite go Jack's way).

Don't be ridiculous, we don't need to bring them in as second-class citizens. We should make them start with -50 rep and prove their worth!

tfw you will never again whack your jag to screenshots of pink and lime-green hats

So THAT'S where my shades went!

At this point, why not.

Thanos doesn't even fucking show up this time. Sure, he gets mentioned a few times (mostly by his angsty green daughter), but he doesn't appear once. Sure, this was more of a standalone story that doesn't involve the whole infinity stone business, but...I kinda thought they'd give him more than a name-drop, after building him up for so long? But no, not even an after-credits scene where he just waves to the camera and goes "Yep, I'm still here, guys. Please keep watching Marvel movies." Oh but there is a NEW supervillain dude they teased in one of the after-credit scenes. So Thanos isn't even as important and hype-worthy as some new kid.

ehhhhhhhhhhh...

Why don't they just take the future warfare to its logical conclusion, fighting eldritch monstrosities and Anti-Spirals with giant magic robots in a dimension beyond the reaches of time and space?

Damn, there goes the neighborhood.

YOU CAN'T STOP THE SCOT!

Bayonetta pachinko machine, calling it now.

For the last year or so, I've had more than one dream about being out in the woods. Usually it's in the campground my family used to visit when I was a kid, but sometimes it's some unfamiliar patch of forest. Nothing much happens - I walk around for a while, there may or may not be people I recognize...they're boring, even for my dreams. And yet, they fascinate me. I've never had recurring or connected dreams like this, at least that I remember. Maybe there's some unconscious part of me that yearns for the peace and tranquility of the wilderness. Or maybe it means nothing and nature sucks because there's no internet.

It was a good start for season 3, though.

I'm too rich to be banned! Also it's been one year since I didn't bother changing this stupid Gary avatar!

The Fashion Souls is strong in you. And hey, do whatever kung-fu magic you want, man. I'm just giving you another move to add to your repertoire. It's great for when you want to end someone in the most demeaning way possible, and make them stand still the whole time.

Pro technique: Wear the Stone Ring, and shout "HAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA" while performing this very complicated combo: L1 > R1 > L1 > R1 > L1 > R1 > L1 > R1 > L1 > R1. I call it Bone Fist of the North Star.

Words cannot express my love for the BOOOONNE FIIISSSSST. I urge you to invest in enough Str and Dex to powerstance it, if you haven't already. You don't need to bother with a second one, a cestus on your left hand will do.

Nah but you can get powers from a divine spirit and be a cleric. Or from a demon and be an edgelord-cleric. I'm sure "aliens" can't be anything too bad.

You could take Telepathy and create a mental illusion that spans the entire planet, so that everyone thinks you have all the powers!

If supernatural threats are commonplace, I'd be a superhero and take flying brick or bruiser. I like the idea of knocking bad guys and monsters into next week with my fists alone. But if other superhumans are nonexistent, I'd live my life as normal and go with precognition. Seems pretty easy to hide, as long as I don't react to every single one of my predictions. I always hate having to deal with unknown variables and adapt to things I wasn't expecting - being able to plan for literally everything would be pretty sweet. In terms of obtaining powers, magic and super-science are the most "sensible" - that is, they make it easier to suspend your disbelief. But there's just something I find really cool about being able to perform impossible feats just because you worked really hard for it.

You have to call the number on the back of the coconut before you can start using it.