Idiot Cube

Hey! We managed to not scare someone off in their own intro thread! http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=3suGfhnT2Sg

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Ok that one actually made me laugh. Well done.

By the way, be warned that a lot of us are Homestuck fans, so if you don't read Hamsteak be prepared for a lot of weird references that don't make sense. If you do read Hoomstack, the references still won't make sense but they'll at least have context.

Hi there! I'm the village idiot around here. You seem nice, so I won't release the hounds on you. But DON'T TOUCH MAH COOKIES without asking, please. [^u^]

What organization has the rank "archmaid", and how can I join it?

No, that's the post-test initiation ritual.

This is how we test all the newcomers. If they stick around and join in the fun, then we let them live. I mean, stay. You failed the test, sir. I'll have that femur now.

Keep in mind that those 90 "active" posters include all the one-post wonders of the last 2 weeks.

Why isn't Jakiro on that list?

>Hang on to the dude's wallet for him, so nobody steals it while he's asleep.

Another one bites the dust.

is it me you're looking for

>Engineer: Throw hula-dancing knick-knack at the monster >Doe: Shoot flaming coconuts at the monster. It's gonna hurt.

But if you touch it, it disappears and makes you healthier!

Maybe you can find something to trade Mags for it. It looks like nobody's taken the heart yet!

And now we're at the part where he disappears forever, never to return. DON'T LET HIM ESCAPE WITH HIS PRECIOUS ORGANS!!!

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[;A;] mag y

Ladies, please, you're both ugly as fuck.

Femur.

ROBOT-A-COP!!! It's not that hard, guys!

Well this works out for me cuz' I wouldn't have made it today. AND THEN CUBE WAS WORKING WITH DA MACHINES ALL ALOOOONG!!!

This is exactly why you should wear the remains of your defeated enemies as trophies.

Is that "watch replay" button on Dotabuff broken for anyone else? It doesn't work in either Chrome or Firefox for me.