Idiot Cube

I'd say about top 30%. Nothing special, but far more competent than your average pubber.

I don't know what I just read, but I have the strangest feeling that I may want to have Downey's babies now.

Shh, it's okay. My cookies won't judge you.

Lungs.

Hey Cap, lemme ask you something. Do you like cookies with your coffee?

no no no no no no no NO! I'M Velma!

Isn't there, like, some dude shooting people with a real gun somewhere that we could focus our attention on, instead of all these kids who don't even have real weapons? I mean, come on, there's gotta be one crazy dude with a gun somewhere in this great country of peace and harmony.

Originally written by Razputin to keep track of all the most important members of our community, it has since evolved into a clusterfuck of useless descriptions, based mainly on running gags that died out a while ago. BEHOLD! ~THE LIST~ THE JANITORS 1. Binary is the original mod do not steal. He is also the tech sav 2. supremecommander is our server overlord and pays the bills 3. Rammite is the other mod, specifically designed to keep us arguing about which of the forum's color schemes is best. 4. een is the Elder God. His internet knowledge resembles your dad saying "groovy" and doing the charleston 5. Janobi is the super mod that never comes on THE JACKASSES 1. Gigolo is the classic forum jackass 2. Raison is also a jackass but is being constrained by a Machoke Power Belt 3. Verumae is the progidical son who was banished by the angry mods because he became too powerful. He was prophesied to return once more and bring an end to all joy and love in the world. This prophecy has been fufilled 4. Razputin is grump 5. Rynjin is counter-grump 6. And they're the spuf-grumps 7. Silent keeps true to his name most of the time, but deep down is the Overlord Jackass. Once before we saw a small sliver of his Hatred for the living, and it wasn't pretty. 8. Expresate is Rynjin with a shorter fuse 9. Demospam is Demospam, there doesn't really need to be any more explanation THE IDIOTS 1. Idiot Cube makes animations and pictures to farm rep. Contrary to popular belief, he actually often succeeds in being funny 2. Dualjay is slowly learning human interaction and we all respect his bravery. Keep fighting little buddy! 3. Huff is current record holder of "Most feminine member", and also somehow liked by everyone. We expect drugs are involved 4. Skye is Huff's number 1 contestant in femininity. He almost beat Huff last showdown, but got disqualified for "not having the balls to be a woman" 5. Guy is black, keeping it fresh 6. ConfusedCactus has an awful taste in music 7. Splosion claims he has a girlfriend when really it's just a carboard cutout of Betty White 8. Ted's claim to fame is writing... fanfics 9. Cell has GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! and ignores the majority of this forum until his long journey can be completed 10. Ikea Boy is responsible for every problem in the world. You should always blame him. THE SEXIES 1. KingOfFacade is lusted after by everyone. If you disagree, you're a faggot 2. Witty has furry avatars and desktops which makes everyone a little uncomfortable even though he's a cool guy 3. LadyBernKastel's gender, which was once labeled by science as "Schrödinger" was revealed to be an elaborate hoax. Bigspuf is still plagued by this mystery. 4. Buddha has a beard and beards are sexy 5. Magickus is a ♥♥♥♥ing playa and you're not, deal with the facts HERTZ 1. Hertz no i didn't change anything what are you talking about

No, we got rid of the "no posts in all upper-case" restriction. A shining moment in our progress toward perfection.

Hey! We managed to not scare someone off in their own intro thread! http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=3suGfhnT2Sg

fexd

Ok that one actually made me laugh. Well done.

By the way, be warned that a lot of us are Homestuck fans, so if you don't read Hamsteak be prepared for a lot of weird references that don't make sense. If you do read Hoomstack, the references still won't make sense but they'll at least have context.

Hi there! I'm the village idiot around here. You seem nice, so I won't release the hounds on you. But DON'T TOUCH MAH COOKIES without asking, please. [^u^]

What organization has the rank "archmaid", and how can I join it?

No, that's the post-test initiation ritual.

This is how we test all the newcomers. If they stick around and join in the fun, then we let them live. I mean, stay. You failed the test, sir. I'll have that femur now.

Keep in mind that those 90 "active" posters include all the one-post wonders of the last 2 weeks.

Why isn't Jakiro on that list?

>Hang on to the dude's wallet for him, so nobody steals it while he's asleep.

Another one bites the dust.

is it me you're looking for

>Engineer: Throw hula-dancing knick-knack at the monster >Doe: Shoot flaming coconuts at the monster. It's gonna hurt.

But if you touch it, it disappears and makes you healthier!