Idiot Cube

I don't mind turning off adblock for sites with static image ads. It's video-interrupting ads and ads with sound that get the block.

Wait, there are games besides DOTA? I had no idea!

You did WHAT to Hertz' house???

Rollin' around at the speed of diagonal...

Don't say we never did anything for ya.

BLAAAAHR I HATE ODE TO JOY FOR DISCERNIBLE REASONS

In order to play games online, you'll watch your character go through the actions and then press the corresponding keys. Any incorrect keys will cause a time paradox.

BRO, TAKE IT EASY! PUT THE CRAIG GIFS DOWN! The new and old themes are both played at random, kinda like how TF2 switches between 10-odd menu themes. Besides, I like the new music. It sounds adventure-y!

Benjamin Franklin was so goddamned awesome. He was the only reason I stayed awake in US History.

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/anbroids-v20 Listen up bros, lend me your ears, This handsome little cube just went God Tier! And he's brewin' up a brand new cookie recipe, From the powdered bones of his enemies! I'll flip the odds, turn 'em upside down, A loss becomes a win, smiles turn to frowns, You'll rue the day you picked a fight With the motherflippin' Witch of Light! ...WORD?

Some of us like it rough. []

Have parents forgotten how to get their kids to do anything without bribing them?

OH MY GOG VRISKA'S A PIRATE CAPTAIN THIS IS SO COOL I CAN'T HNNNNNNG

Or Rabid Jade, for that matter.

OKAY FINE THE CURRENT SLARDAR MODEL MOLESTED US ALL WHEN WE WERE FIVE YEARS OLD ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???

THEN STOP MENTIONING THAT IT EXISTS YOU DILLWEED!!!

Raz has this habit of making people his enemies whether they want him to or not.

BUT WHO WAS FONE???

Do you smell it... That smell...a kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...smelly. [O_O] Deep and thought-provoking writing.

I knew about The Witness before it had a trailer. /hipster

Stickyjumper Demopanpirate. Wenches be jealous of me swashbucklin'.

They needed to hear it.

See, that's different because it's just you who wants to watch SBaLG, whereas every Hamsteak worth his Scalemate boxers wants to watch Con Air. Also, I will hack your computer and change one letter in all your filenames, so that the "recently opened" feature of all your applications won't work and you'll have to manually navigate to the files to open them.

Y'know we're going to keep nominating Con Air until we watch it, right? You guys might as well vote for it now and get it over with.

No, you idiot. You say "You must be a Thief of Breath, because you took my breath away." She will immediately dump her boyfriend.