Idiot Cube

It's time for Aranea's Exposition Corner!

Of course.

I nominate Not Shark Boy and Lava Girl.

I'd push top, if you know what I mean.

Hmmph, very well. I shall make an exception. But I expect those kitty gifs on my desk tomorrow morning.

SCAGS! Are you having...an argument? With two of subSPUF's grumpiest grumps? UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEE!!!! Get your kiester back to Idiot Land and post more kitty gifs THIS INSTANT and moment.

Her face reminds me too much of Barbie, who was the bane of my childhood years.

Holy fuck, this. Hey companies! If holding up a sign saying "buy this pls" doesn't make me want to buy your thing, then holding up that sign while also shouting "FUCKING BUY IT!!!" is just going to make me hate you more.

If everyone turned off adblock for subspuf, that would probably help a lot. I mean, they're just static images. It's not hard to ignore them.

oooooh yeah.

I don't mind turning off adblock for sites with static image ads. It's video-interrupting ads and ads with sound that get the block.

Wait, there are games besides DOTA? I had no idea!

You did WHAT to Hertz' house???

Rollin' around at the speed of diagonal...

Don't say we never did anything for ya.

BLAAAAHR I HATE ODE TO JOY FOR DISCERNIBLE REASONS

In order to play games online, you'll watch your character go through the actions and then press the corresponding keys. Any incorrect keys will cause a time paradox.

BRO, TAKE IT EASY! PUT THE CRAIG GIFS DOWN! The new and old themes are both played at random, kinda like how TF2 switches between 10-odd menu themes. Besides, I like the new music. It sounds adventure-y!

Benjamin Franklin was so goddamned awesome. He was the only reason I stayed awake in US History.

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/anbroids-v20 Listen up bros, lend me your ears, This handsome little cube just went God Tier! And he's brewin' up a brand new cookie recipe, From the powdered bones of his enemies! I'll flip the odds, turn 'em upside down, A loss becomes a win, smiles turn to frowns, You'll rue the day you picked a fight With the motherflippin' Witch of Light! ...WORD?

Some of us like it rough. []

Have parents forgotten how to get their kids to do anything without bribing them?

OH MY GOG VRISKA'S A PIRATE CAPTAIN THIS IS SO COOL I CAN'T HNNNNNNG

Or Rabid Jade, for that matter.

OKAY FINE THE CURRENT SLARDAR MODEL MOLESTED US ALL WHEN WE WERE FIVE YEARS OLD ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???