Idiot Cube

Go to her, Moby.

KNIGHT. CALM YOUR PURPLE TITS.

Bro, you can quote multiple people in one post. It's okay.

Hi there! Have some dancing cubes!

Had to ruin the moment, didn't ya Raz? It seems to me that you and Splosion are talking about two different kinds of happiness: "My life is pretty good in general" contentment, and "HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT MARRIED THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE" bliss. Emotional equilibrium applies to the latter, certainly, but I think the former can last for years without fading away. I dunno. I'm out of my depth with this psycholology stuff. Can we talk about the pros and cons of programming in Javascript or something?

OR she's being a responsible grandma and making sure he gets a full night's sleep.

He is leaving us to do his thing, in places beyond our mortal plane of being. He will finally ascend to the godlike level of bird-brohood that has awaited him since his prototyping. Godspeed, you magnificent feathery orange-creamsicle bastard. [;~;]7

Yeahyeahyeah Con Air.

Are you talking about the Bit.Trip shoes? If they don't give Scout a rainbow trail in Pyrovision, I am going to punch a balloonicorn.

This is your last chance, Buddha. After this there's no turning back. You take the blue potion, the story ends. You wake up playing TF2 and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red potion, you stay in Doterland, and we show you how deep the 5-man gank goes.

Splosion, please. You're making my eyeballs leak.

That voice won't become ear-shreddingly annoying after hours of listening to it. No sir.

~~=*STAIRS INTERMISSION*=~~ --------------- Carry on.

I think it's funny how the whole point of this promo is to get people to try Linux, but people are willing to give away their steam accounts in order to avoid doing that. inb4 Verumae reminds me it's called GNU/Linux Like I said before: Even if the program itself isn't malicious, it could be making your account info more vulnerable to attacks from elsewhere.

There's something miraculous about being a lane support, protecting your carry and watching them grow up. *sniff* You're a big girl now, Drow. You don't need your old man Jakiro to fight your battles for you anymore. But remember that if you ever need an icepath, I'll be there for you. NOW GO OUT THERE AND MAKE DADDY PROUD!!! [;u;]

Using the Bastion announcer pack makes you 33% better at the game.

Which is what they always do, but yeah, it was especially aggravating here.

No. Google is slowly consuming the entire internet, and the sooner you accept that, the easier life will be for you in the post-Googlification internet.

Come over here and say that to my square face.

>Pick up that can

>Get ye noble flask and slake some thirst

So many tooltip placeholders...

I'm not saying you would. I just don't trust anyone with my interweb passwords. Even if the guys who made this program aren't planning to do anything malicious, what's going to stop someone else from hacking their servers and gaining access to thousands of Steam accounts?

Huff. Keep being an optimistic, all-around likeable guy. It's what we love about you. Raz. Keep announcing your lack of faith in humanity as you cynically slice the human mind into chunks of preprogrammed subroutines. It's what we love about you.