Idiot Cube

There's something miraculous about being a lane support, protecting your carry and watching them grow up. *sniff* You're a big girl now, Drow. You don't need your old man Jakiro to fight your battles for you anymore. But remember that if you ever need an icepath, I'll be there for you. NOW GO OUT THERE AND MAKE DADDY PROUD!!! [;u;]

Using the Bastion announcer pack makes you 33% better at the game.

Which is what they always do, but yeah, it was especially aggravating here.

No. Google is slowly consuming the entire internet, and the sooner you accept that, the easier life will be for you in the post-Googlification internet.

Come over here and say that to my square face.

>Pick up that can

>Get ye noble flask and slake some thirst

So many tooltip placeholders...

I'm not saying you would. I just don't trust anyone with my interweb passwords. Even if the guys who made this program aren't planning to do anything malicious, what's going to stop someone else from hacking their servers and gaining access to thousands of Steam accounts?

Huff. Keep being an optimistic, all-around likeable guy. It's what we love about you. Raz. Keep announcing your lack of faith in humanity as you cynically slice the human mind into chunks of preprogrammed subroutines. It's what we love about you.

Yeah no. I've done lots of dumb, shameful things for hats, but I draw the line at giving my steam username and password to a program I've never heard of before.

HUFF IT'S MORNING FOR YOU YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE TYPOS LIKE THAT UNTIL YOU'RE TIRED

Oh yes. Muuuuch better.

no you DUMB HOMO TOOL your LINKING WRoNG

ALL 0PP0NENTS 0F THE B1N0CRAT W1LL BE EL1M1NATED I'm so sorry about this, Commander.

And now I have yet another reason to think you'll descend into a psychotic rampage at some point in your life.

Same way Dave always conveys nonchalance: No capitalization or punctuation.

Dave. Please respond to Kar in an awesome, nonchalant way. I need this. It's been so long.

1'm f1ne, why d0 y0u ask?

Welcome back! Although your position as Supreme Commandarchist is no longer available, I'm sure the great Binocrat can get you a job as one of his royal advisors or something. He's such a great leader.

Half of the times I thought I could get that one dude, I was wrong. Better to be safe than sorry.