Idiot Cube

CHECKM8.

Good news: They're all old geezers, and we can just wait for them to die out. Bad news: By then, we'll be the old geezers, complaining about whatever new blasted toy the kids are corrupting their minds with. See you guys in the retirement home!

Dear god what are you going to do next???

Better get used to it.

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE http://www.dreamwidth.org/userpic/1103735/1226080

I SEE. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO ADMINISTER SOME BRUTAL EDUCATION UPON BUDDHAZILLA. Ico, no.

TED, YOU'RE WRITING MY DIALOGUE WRONG. I NEED TO BE SPEAKING WITH A VOICE THAT ECHOES ACROSS THE COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS OF EVERY INTELLIGENT BEING IN EXISTENCE. Actually...I kinda like the sound of your voice when you speak at normal-volume. It's kinda...soothing. I DON'T WANT TO BE "SOOTHING"! I WANT TO INVOKE THE FEAR AND RESPECT OF ALL SENTIENT MINDS! Shush. You're just being cranky again. Go take a mental nap. AWWWW. [8n8]

Guys, come on. We can only have so many types of ceremonial wigs before things start getting out of hand.

...oh So you're saying I shouldn't start a religion based upon Jake's crotch?

I have seen the light. It wears yellow spandex.

Ohshit, ANOTHER ninja update! And it's got a shiny new potential reaction gif!

Her last name is French...she can turn invisible... THAT ROXY'S A SPAH!!!

Poof. Ninja-update. Wish granted.

I'm sorry, but you've thrown off Buddha's groove. *pushes half of subSPUF down the stairs*

DEM PANTALOONS DEM RIGHTEOUS PANTALOOOOOONS!!!!

ALRIGHT, NOW YOU'VE PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE. NOW I'M GONNA MAKE THE TOILET-PAPER-FLIPBOOK THING I MENTIONED EARLIER, AND THEN I WON'T SHOW IT TO YOU! GASP.

No no, wait... Waterbitch blew up the moon, not Derse itself. The prison was on Derse, right? ...right? [;~;]

The noble jammies won't have the magic self-cleaning properties of the hero jammies. Nobles have to do their own laundry.

Well, the Sollux-beam explosion had a decent amount of rainbow-y. Which is kinda weird, now that I think about it. Maybe English was controlling her too, or someting...

Nonono, sssshhhhh. Calm down. Remember how Dave and Rose were all green-sparkly when they ascended, after the were killed by the green sun? I think this is the same thing, but caused by Jacklish and HIC's rainbow-lazers.

I SWEAR TO ICO I'M GONNA SNEAK INTO YOUR BATHROOM, UNROLL THE TOILET PAPER, TEAR APART ALL THE SQUARES, AND USE THEM TO MAKE A FLIPBOOK OF ME MAKING RUDE HAND GESTURES IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!! MAN, DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS.

Totally! I especially liked how every single joke was recycled from the first movie, but worse. It was also a stroke of genius to string together three unrelated plots with a flimsy overarching story, with the result being just barely over an hour long, and at the end it didn't feel like anything was accomplished or learned... ...I can't do this. *sobs*

Aaaand now he's gonna pick Kronk's on purpose just to spite us.

Well, I'm making one of these for each of the SPUFurb kids, so you should probably STAY OUTTA MAH THREAD for a while. Oh, and speaking of things you should stay out of that rhyme with "bread"...