Idiot Cube

DEM PANTALOONS DEM RIGHTEOUS PANTALOOOOOONS!!!!

ALRIGHT, NOW YOU'VE PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE. NOW I'M GONNA MAKE THE TOILET-PAPER-FLIPBOOK THING I MENTIONED EARLIER, AND THEN I WON'T SHOW IT TO YOU! GASP.

No no, wait... Waterbitch blew up the moon, not Derse itself. The prison was on Derse, right? ...right? [;~;]

The noble jammies won't have the magic self-cleaning properties of the hero jammies. Nobles have to do their own laundry.

Well, the Sollux-beam explosion had a decent amount of rainbow-y. Which is kinda weird, now that I think about it. Maybe English was controlling her too, or someting...

Nonono, sssshhhhh. Calm down. Remember how Dave and Rose were all green-sparkly when they ascended, after the were killed by the green sun? I think this is the same thing, but caused by Jacklish and HIC's rainbow-lazers.

I SWEAR TO ICO I'M GONNA SNEAK INTO YOUR BATHROOM, UNROLL THE TOILET PAPER, TEAR APART ALL THE SQUARES, AND USE THEM TO MAKE A FLIPBOOK OF ME MAKING RUDE HAND GESTURES IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!! MAN, DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS.

Totally! I especially liked how every single joke was recycled from the first movie, but worse. It was also a stroke of genius to string together three unrelated plots with a flimsy overarching story, with the result being just barely over an hour long, and at the end it didn't feel like anything was accomplished or learned... ...I can't do this. *sobs*

Aaaand now he's gonna pick Kronk's on purpose just to spite us.

Well, I'm making one of these for each of the SPUFurb kids, so you should probably STAY OUTTA MAH THREAD for a while. Oh, and speaking of things you should stay out of that rhyme with "bread"...

I'll just leave dis here.

Note to self: Hack into MSPA and add a scarf to every Lord Jacklish image.

Bleh. I want to be excited about this, I really do, but...I just don't see how a Half-Life or Portal movie could possibly work. Both feature a silent protagonist and rely heavily on the idea of the player driving the narrative, so the movies will either: 1. Involve a whole lot of Gordon/Chell being eerily quiet while people/computers talk at them, or 2. Not revolve around Gordon/Chell at all, and from there it's not such a stretch to change everything else we know and love about the games.

gg. How many millions did we lose?

Teach 'em to fish.

Don't litter, kids. If you do, polar bears won't want to eat you.

Give out drinks and food for peanuts, but charge $50 to use the restroom.

Finally! I was starting to think the teen drama would never end! NOW LET'S HAVE OURSELVES A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED STRIFE!!!

it gose from erth to sun n back and goes at twice the speed of lite. imgae not to scale

You still need to have a werebearbro.

Become a werewolf, and then go on werebro adventures with your werebear!

Calling it now: Pewdiepie will play this, and from then on everyone will either love or hate it for that reason alone.

*Knuckles gets stuck on the ceiling* Arin: I'm fucking done. I'm FUCKING DONE! Arin: Me too. And then Game Grump ended forever.

From my noob perspective, "tryhard" seems to mean the same thing as "abuse anyone who isn't as good at this game as you". I have a lot more fun when I play with people who don't give a shit whether they win or not. They're more willing to forgive my mistakes and offer constructive criticism.