Idiot Cube

I'll just leave dis here.

Note to self: Hack into MSPA and add a scarf to every Lord Jacklish image.

Bleh. I want to be excited about this, I really do, but...I just don't see how a Half-Life or Portal movie could possibly work. Both feature a silent protagonist and rely heavily on the idea of the player driving the narrative, so the movies will either: 1. Involve a whole lot of Gordon/Chell being eerily quiet while people/computers talk at them, or 2. Not revolve around Gordon/Chell at all, and from there it's not such a stretch to change everything else we know and love about the games.

gg. How many millions did we lose?

Teach 'em to fish.

Don't litter, kids. If you do, polar bears won't want to eat you.

Give out drinks and food for peanuts, but charge $50 to use the restroom.

Finally! I was starting to think the teen drama would never end! NOW LET'S HAVE OURSELVES A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED STRIFE!!!

it gose from erth to sun n back and goes at twice the speed of lite. imgae not to scale

You still need to have a werebearbro.

Become a werewolf, and then go on werebro adventures with your werebear!

Calling it now: Pewdiepie will play this, and from then on everyone will either love or hate it for that reason alone.

*Knuckles gets stuck on the ceiling* Arin: I'm fucking done. I'm FUCKING DONE! Arin: Me too. And then Game Grump ended forever.

From my noob perspective, "tryhard" seems to mean the same thing as "abuse anyone who isn't as good at this game as you". I have a lot more fun when I play with people who don't give a shit whether they win or not. They're more willing to forgive my mistakes and offer constructive criticism.

>Pirate Captain: Have an unexpected change of heart; help Jenkins and Doe. >Jenkins: Attack the Engineer! >Engineer: Freeze up at the horrifying sight of an enraged Jenkins flying right at you!

I'm not saying he didn't.

To be fair, the Jack Attack thing is kinda bullshit.

Iunno who this skyrim fella is. Do lotsa magic stuff so I can be entertained by all the lightning and fire and head-splosions.

Expressate suggested that I do a Game Grumps animation, cuz that's what all the cool animator kids are doing these days. Sure, why not! Do you guys have any requests for scenes/quotes I could do?

25 out of 35? Sounds like we were being uncharacteristically cooperative.

Did it. I'm actually kind of curious about the results.

Well, you're not the one I'm after right now. But if you were, I would probably replace your alarm clock with a really, really loud battery-operated one, put it by your room right outside your house, and then break the "stop alarm" button. Also I'd seal your window shut. DO NOT TRIFLE WITH ME BOY

I WILL MOVE YOUR ALARM CLOCK TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROOM AND BREAK THE "STOP ALARM" BUTTON!!!

I om nom nominate Emperor's New Groove. Kindly note the difference in the name between that and Kronk's New Groove. I will break into your house while you sleep and steal all your socks.