Idiot Cube

Well, that was fun. Even though Binary FUCKED UP AND GOT THE WRONG MOVIE!!! Geez, Binary! How could you mix up "Mewtwo Returns" and "Mewtwo Strikes Back"??? They are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TITLES!!!!!!

Because nobody liked calling it "handegg". And also what Wombat said.

Ironically, Downton Abbey is another thing my mom likes that nobody else in the family does. "I say, I cannot wait to be a useless mass of manure and partake in the leisurely life of a rich person of the early 20th century!" "Fie, I keep falling down all these love triangles!"

SEE??? THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I'M SO ADAMANT IN PROTESTING RULE 20!!!

Also,

Mom likes football, the rest of us don't. But she gets us to watch the super bowl every year with the promise of greasy snacks. CURSE YOU, MINI-WIENERS!!!!

Pah. When has death ever been a setback for Homestuck characters? And Boxcars can probably eat his way out of the calendar or something.

Bec Noir vs. Lord Jacklish vs. The Midnight Crew. Make it happen, Huss.

Hi there! You seem nice. I'll let you hang on to your vitals for a while.

Quick, Binary! Edit the OP so Rynj looks like an idiot!

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What? No. Kindly draw your attention to the phrase "tomorrow night" in Binary's post.

I am constantly striving to attain new levels of failure.

Mewtoo Stries Black

Yeah, I can do tomorrow. And the movie's called Mewtwo Strikes Back.

I think we scared him off. Well done, everybody! The secret location of our rep-hoard is safe!

And that's just what'll happen if you turn in the great Cuberican novel!

Here's what happens when the timer runs out:

Fuck that noise. I wanna be killed by the bank robber/assassin Skyevo!

I can't do 5 pm. Actually, I'm not sure when I'll be available to kick Cubie's ass tomorrow.

Sure. She can be one of the sultry assassins that attempts to seduce-kill me. Yeah! And like Binary said, you should probably just let us write this.

Ugh, fine. Pistols are a cowardly way to duel. We're sording. Let's see what sort of translucent liquid Cubie bleeds.

Nah.

Ey! Have some cookies! They're made from the tortured souls of those who said they didn't like my cookies. So how are they?

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