Idiot Cube

>Pirate Captain: Have an unexpected change of heart; help Jenkins and Doe. >Jenkins: Attack the Engineer! >Engineer: Freeze up at the horrifying sight of an enraged Jenkins flying right at you!

I'm not saying he didn't.

To be fair, the Jack Attack thing is kinda bullshit.

Iunno who this skyrim fella is. Do lotsa magic stuff so I can be entertained by all the lightning and fire and head-splosions.

Expressate suggested that I do a Game Grumps animation, cuz that's what all the cool animator kids are doing these days. Sure, why not! Do you guys have any requests for scenes/quotes I could do?

25 out of 35? Sounds like we were being uncharacteristically cooperative.

Did it. I'm actually kind of curious about the results.

Well, you're not the one I'm after right now. But if you were, I would probably replace your alarm clock with a really, really loud battery-operated one, put it by your room right outside your house, and then break the "stop alarm" button. Also I'd seal your window shut. DO NOT TRIFLE WITH ME BOY

I WILL MOVE YOUR ALARM CLOCK TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROOM AND BREAK THE "STOP ALARM" BUTTON!!!

I om nom nominate Emperor's New Groove. Kindly note the difference in the name between that and Kronk's New Groove. I will break into your house while you sleep and steal all your socks.

Well, that was fun. Even though Binary FUCKED UP AND GOT THE WRONG MOVIE!!! Geez, Binary! How could you mix up "Mewtwo Returns" and "Mewtwo Strikes Back"??? They are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TITLES!!!!!!

Because nobody liked calling it "handegg". And also what Wombat said.

Ironically, Downton Abbey is another thing my mom likes that nobody else in the family does. "I say, I cannot wait to be a useless mass of manure and partake in the leisurely life of a rich person of the early 20th century!" "Fie, I keep falling down all these love triangles!"

SEE??? THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I'M SO ADAMANT IN PROTESTING RULE 20!!!

Also,

Mom likes football, the rest of us don't. But she gets us to watch the super bowl every year with the promise of greasy snacks. CURSE YOU, MINI-WIENERS!!!!

Pah. When has death ever been a setback for Homestuck characters? And Boxcars can probably eat his way out of the calendar or something.

Bec Noir vs. Lord Jacklish vs. The Midnight Crew. Make it happen, Huss.

Hi there! You seem nice. I'll let you hang on to your vitals for a while.

Quick, Binary! Edit the OP so Rynj looks like an idiot!

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What? No. Kindly draw your attention to the phrase "tomorrow night" in Binary's post.

I am constantly striving to attain new levels of failure.

Mewtoo Stries Black

Yeah, I can do tomorrow. And the movie's called Mewtwo Strikes Back.