Idiot Cube

I think we scared him off. Well done, everybody! The secret location of our rep-hoard is safe!

And that's just what'll happen if you turn in the great Cuberican novel!

Here's what happens when the timer runs out:

Fuck that noise. I wanna be killed by the bank robber/assassin Skyevo!

I can't do 5 pm. Actually, I'm not sure when I'll be available to kick Cubie's ass tomorrow.

Sure. She can be one of the sultry assassins that attempts to seduce-kill me. Yeah! And like Binary said, you should probably just let us write this.

Ugh, fine. Pistols are a cowardly way to duel. We're sording. Let's see what sort of translucent liquid Cubie bleeds.

Nah.

Ey! Have some cookies! They're made from the tortured souls of those who said they didn't like my cookies. So how are they?

ssshhhhshshhhshshshshshshshshhhhhh

"Also, why do all these ladies suddenly find Sherlock extremely attractive after he transforms into a cube?" "It wasn't my idea."

With an optional music attachment.

I think you should get bonus points for getting the radio in along with the heart.

It's okay, Bin. I'll play some games with you, and then you can blame me when we lose!

Man. You guys really like purple skin, don't you? Skye wins, btw

Why is this game so racist against Euclidean geometry? [ono]

Hey, thanks for letting us toggle the graphics settings, Sega! That was really considerate of the less powerful PCs out there! NAWT

It's another shitty ARG! OH BOYO BOYO BOY!!!!!

BAAAAAANK SHOOT ZE BANK

pls Nerfed My brain took enough of a beating last night. [ono]

By request, here is a Bane potato sack driving a Volkswagen bug. I don't know. I just don't know.

Is there some kind of virus going around that's causing subSPUF's experienced doters to lose all the time? Maybe this is a good time for me to get back in the game.

dude ... you got to FLIP it. TURN-WAYS where doing it m

Suit up, cadet!

I did it! The trick is to not worry about all those pesky non-heart organs. Ribcage? It's just there for show. Lungs? We'll just leave this gaping hole in his chest, and the oxygen can go directly to his bloodstream!