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But if I admit that my candidate said something that was factually incorrect, then I would have to start using CRITICAL THINKING to decide whether or not I should really be giving them my support! And then I'd have to start considering the benefits of both parties without blindly demonizing one of them! Or worse, I might even consider a THIRD party!!! Why do you hate America, Wulff?!?!?!?!

I'd be getting a lot of snow here, if it weren't for a number of factors.

Why did the short vampire hunter have trouble getting the implements of his trade off the top shelf at the monster hunter supermarket?

while (true) { cout << "nerds "; }

Titanfall 2 because goddammit more people need to be playing it. Honorable mention goes to Overwatch for reminding me that competitive gaming is, and always will be, cancer.

My resolution is to keep being awesome. Happy nerd year.

COUGHmarketinggimmickCOUGH

wow alright I guess I'll just go kill myself then bye nerds

I will now call you all nerds and pretend to be above you for comedic effect. You are all nerds.

Nobody respects the sword anymore. Also, wait until you see the ending, Rynj. I think you'll like it.

Wait, what was he saying? I was distracted by the portal through infinite parallel universes that opened behind him.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but the story has stopped involving Jack and Leo, and therefore became objectively worse.

Perfect.

I mean, if I ever end up having to use a weapon for self-defense, that probably means I'm doomed to die anyway. Might as well make it funny for myself and mildly annoying for my attacker.

If I ever decide to buy a gun, it'll probably be this one.

There were still some unironically good ones, though. But I agree that The Joke® had pretty much run its course. Guess it's better to go out while they still have some dignity. And before the fucking bean could come back.

Fuck.

Nah. This isn't the first time they put out some "finale" sounding rips and took a break from uploading.

Nobody seems to mind the healthcare system that basically throws veterans to the curb and says "Thanks for your service, now don't bother us anymore." Clearly, one guy sitting down is much more disrespectful to them.

This new "2 tank, 2 healer" meta makes it a good time to be a Reinhardt mein. Especially when you have an Ana to pump you full of nano-steroids.

I'm off to college! Again. Hopefully this is going to be when I get it right. I'm moving into the apartment tomorrow, so I won't be online for a few hahahahahaha just kidding, I'll probably be back that evening.

He's been banned from time and space himself. Nothing can unban him short of divine intervention. Or, y'know, an admin.