Idiot Cube

They're not giving me any problems. Besides, this means I can use any of these panels as a wallpaper!

Hey, we didn't ask our government to be filled with shitlords. We just voted for them.

All I have is this very important message. I rarely use it, though. I have a spray that conveys the same message, and it doesn't disappear when I'm in position for a high-five.

Haven't you figured it out by now? Everything we think is insignificant is actually important, and vice versa. Jade's plenty overpowered with her space dog powers. She don't need no Zillywepon.

That's right. I WON once. Please attempt to contain your orgasms.

>Watch with glee as the sniper and his van asplode. >Pose as a team (preferably in front of the smoldering van), because SHIT JUST GOT REAL! >Head north

>Wear Jenkins as a scarf to please the ancient Skye god

Yeah, let's slam. Once again, my availability is currently in Shcrodinger status due to parents.

>Meet Spyper and Intelligent Heavy and go on a musical adventure.

Hey European subSPUFers, we're gonna come crash with you for a decade or two, kthx.

Just had a thought. The trickster kids got pretty quiet after Dirk gave Jake his "I'm so over you" speech. Maybe hearing what a jerk he had been caused Jake and the other kids to sober up? /wishfulthinking

TAKE ALL MY FIRSTBORN CHILDREN DAVE!!!!!!!!

>Initiate a peaceful cultural exchange by offering them a can of soup for a taste of whatever they're cooking. >Punch their chief in the face to establish cultural superiority

They all sloppy-makeout'd with Roxy while Dirk was transforming, and got drunk off her concentrated booze breath.

>Do some intense training so you can get bigger, faster, and stronger too.

There must be something wrong with your visual augmentations.

Remember that time you and the rest of subSPUF sucked me into Homestuck? Reveeeeenge

Eh. Close enough. >Dream about cheese

Feferi did nothing useful again [^.^]

>Take a big swig of the flask juice >Shoosh-pap Jenkins

>Get ye arms >Exchange banter with Demopirate Captain Cube.

Why not cut out the middle man and make a shipping grid?

[] Well played, Huss.

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