Idiot Cube

ICO DUUUUUDE I JUST REALIZED THAT ALL THE WIENER-EATING WE'VE BEEN DOING COULD BE INTERPRETED IN A KINDA DIRTY WAY! why yes cube that is an interesting observation now if youll excuse me i must obliterate the andromeda galaxy please do not disturb me for the next few millennia HAHA OK DUDE HAVE FUN

Cube makes a heroic sacrifice by gathering all the too-dangerous-to-use rep weapons into a huge ball Katamari style, and rolling it into the place where the bad guys have all conveniently gathered. This causes a massive rep-splosion that kills Cube and all the bad guys. Ico is released from Cube's body and takes shelter in a magic 8-ball...keychain. For decades he remains dormant in this economy-sized version of his original vessel, until he is released by, and subsequently possesses, Skye. Why Skye? For Skyence, obviously. Oh, and Cubie gets hit by a train or something.

A babysitter with a god complex.

Skye, wait! Be a dear and give me his magic infinite-matter-generating hats, so I can donate them to Skyence.

Obama, the only reason we re-elected you was because you were the lesser of two evils. That doesn't mean you get to go full evil now.

brb, making "For Skyence" my new catchphrase. NEVER MIND THAT! TELL ME WHAT CLASSY OUTFIT WE ARE WEARING! A green bowtie and a top hat with "Dunce" written along the brim. LAME. WHY CAN'T WE WEAR A NICE TUX? Because they don't make tuxes for my cuboid figure. [ono] THE MYSTERY MUST BE UNRAVELED AT ANY COST. THE WIENERS DEMAND IT!

I'm calling that pumpkin the What Pumpkin and none of you are going to stop me.

I like...Mewtwo. And that's about it. Because I saw the first three Pokemon movies and Mewtwo was the only legendary who did anything awesome.

Some day we'll look back on this and laugh

inb4 the following as well: They bump into Roxy while she's invisible, which leads to a much harder version of this minigame. CD gets trickster'd. Dirk shows up and smacks some sense into everyone.

HOW TO FIX A ROUTER: 1. Unplug the power cord. 2. Wait 2 seconds. 3. Plug it back in. 4. Wait for all the lights that were on before you unplugged it to turn back on. 5. Ignore the complaints of family members who briefly lost their connection.

They played a MODERN GAME!!! THIS OBVIOUSLY MEANS THEY'RE SELLING OUT BECAUSE THE GRUMPS CAN NEVER PLAY ANYTHING NEW THAT ISN'T A NINTENDO GAME!!!!!!!!

I seem to recall a certain Pikachu that could one-shot anything if Ash shouted "THUNDERBOOOOOLT!!!" loud enough.

Also, you should steal Hertz's hat and use its infinite-matter-creation ability to create an unlimited energy source. For skyence.

I love democracy.

Watch the Retired Nine become the next Max's.

Maybe Corv's theory wasn't so far off after all.

Eh. Can't be bothered to learn how to play more than one hero.

Cube plays Jakiro: http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I

CON AIR! CON AIR!

You guys are jerks. I sentence you to a week of eating Guilt Cookies. They're made from kitten pelts and the crushed dreams of terminally ill children.

We're all right there with you, Erisolsprite. ... That's my girl.

Are you implying that I've ALREADY GOT ARMS?

But we're doing it ironically! That makes it not creepy, right? [^3^] [^3^]