Idiot Cube

It is pretty cool. After so many years of not much happening in space exploration, this is a huge leap forward. Heck, maybe humanity isn't so fucked after all!

I suppose if you were planning on dying a horrible death anyway, you might as well contribute to science in the process.

Please, Hussie. I just want to see my family again. I swear if you let me go, I won't say a word to the police.

God dammit, Rynjin. I need to fall asleep at SOME point tonight. OT: I can't help but wonder who would agree to this. You'd be spending the rest of your life on a barren red rock, eating nothing but space food, with a very small group of companions. And also you'd be on camera until the day you die.

That sounds more like the worst part to me.

As well as a community that's even more noob-intolerant than TF2's.

Did anyone else think Sonic was just...too slow? Like, when he was running through the loop in , it seemed like he should have fallen off at the top.

hussie hussie stahp pls pls no

Wait, where's my wallet? Ico, did you steal it? NO. You know you can always just ask me for money if you need it. Or mind-control me if I say no. I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR PRIMITIVE CURRENCY POUCH, DUDE. Well, it's gone now. Maybe I dropped it somewhere...

Then I guess we're in for a long night of mostly heterosexual men dancing with varying degrees of ironic and unironic erotic-ness. Who wants to eat some small wieners with me?

Speaking of that, when are you going to get your sister to sign up here?

STAMDA YOU KISS THAT INTERNET CELEBRITY BACON RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU LOSE HIM FOREVER!!!

WAIT WAHT AAAALLLLLL MY MONEEEY

Eh, sure. I can never have enough weird TF2 promos.

Psycheout on this entire chain of events. Calling it now.

I really wish you wouldn't interrupt me in the middle of a heated debate regarding Bern's gender. YEAH? WELL, I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE ON SUCH POINTLESSNESS. WE CAN'T ALWAYS HAVE WHAT WE WANT. Whatever. More mini-wieners? YES, PLEASE. ONE CAN NEVER GET TIRED OF HAVING SMALL WIENERS INSERTED INTO HIS MOUTH. Indeed.

Wait, I just realized something... There is now a himstock character with an ACTUAL SKIN COLOR!!!

BUT I CAN'T SURVIVE VERY LONG WITHOUT A HOST BODY! WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE? Why not Cubie? You could fry his brain if he gets too annoying. YEAH, OK.

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AND WHAT HAPPENS TO ME?

Step away from the ships. Or at least do some of me.

Fuck you, Hussie. Now I'll never get laid.

No Cube? You do realize I have to vulture you endlessly now, right?

Cubedad would refuse to fight Stamdad and cook him some pasta while telling bad jokes.