Idiot Cube

Speaking of that, when are you going to get your sister to sign up here?

STAMDA YOU KISS THAT INTERNET CELEBRITY BACON RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU LOSE HIM FOREVER!!!

WAIT WAHT AAAALLLLLL MY MONEEEY

Eh, sure. I can never have enough weird TF2 promos.

Psycheout on this entire chain of events. Calling it now.

I really wish you wouldn't interrupt me in the middle of a heated debate regarding Bern's gender. YEAH? WELL, I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE ON SUCH POINTLESSNESS. WE CAN'T ALWAYS HAVE WHAT WE WANT. Whatever. More mini-wieners? YES, PLEASE. ONE CAN NEVER GET TIRED OF HAVING SMALL WIENERS INSERTED INTO HIS MOUTH. Indeed.

Wait, I just realized something... There is now a himstock character with an ACTUAL SKIN COLOR!!!

BUT I CAN'T SURVIVE VERY LONG WITHOUT A HOST BODY! WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE? Why not Cubie? You could fry his brain if he gets too annoying. YEAH, OK.

[8n8]

AND WHAT HAPPENS TO ME?

Step away from the ships. Or at least do some of me.

Fuck you, Hussie. Now I'll never get laid.

No Cube? You do realize I have to vulture you endlessly now, right?

Cubedad would refuse to fight Stamdad and cook him some pasta while telling bad jokes.

This story is making me perspire heavily. It's a Nathan Vetterlein novelty doorbell.

What cruel person would glue a bunch of pixie sticks to a deer's head? [;_;]

. It's okay so far, not the emotional shitstorm I thought it'd be though. Just a little "Oh that sucks." sad. You're not even close to the emotional shitstorm yet. Keep going.

Knuckles stage, Sonic '06. Never forget.

Not fair, guys. You know how much I love pans.

BRB BUYING IT A SECOND TIME!!!

Just finished it. A few manly tears were shed. ALONG WITH A RIVER OF NOT-SO-MANLY TEARS!!! [;~;]

Nope. Good question though.

Ace <3< Stairs is my OTP.

>Jack: Go check out the Dersite heroes. You decide that this is a good time to make sure the purple jammie-wearing brats aren't causing any trouble. They're at the top of these UNUSUALLY LONG STAIRS. You make your way up the stairs. After a while you start to ponder-OH NO! WHAT A SHOCKINGLY UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS!